(upbeat music) – We’re back, Zach, and everybody else. – Okay, I found something this weekend on Reddit and when I saw it, I knew that we had to try it on this show. It is speed eating watermelon. It was in a GIF that showed up so no audio, but you gotta see this. You have to see it to understand what I’m talking about. Watch the girl on the right. – What? – It’s hard to tell, but she just ate a slice of watermelon. – And– – So did that guy. – There’s always one person who’s completely perplexed by it. – Bzzz, slurp, done. – Now, on this last one, watch the guy on the right. Look at that. And then look, she has no idea what happened. – She made question marks pop up on the top of her head. – That was in post. Okay, Link– – So it’s like (lips smacking together) and then– – I don’t know exactly what’s going on, but we have some watermelon. – It seems like they set it up as a prank on the other person, like there’s someone who’s practiced and then there’s someone who is bewildered. So we’re both gonna practice and then see who’s gonna be good at this? – Well I can tell you right now that there– – I prefer room temperature watermelon, thank you very much. – There has been absolutely– – It’s kinda cold. – Absolutely no practice. Okay, I’m just gonna go for it. You have a bigger mouth so I feel like you have a distinct advantage with this, but– – I don’t know how they like– – Just do it and just find out. – I wanna watch you try and then you try. – You want me to do a mowing motion or a sweeping motion? – Try sweeping, that’s what they did. Three, two, one, go. (audience laughing) I’m not acting, I am a little bewildered by the fact that you did pretty decent on your very first try. And the beard catches all. – Alright, try it. – My mouth is much bigger than yours, but you’re such a good eater. – Yeah, try it. Um, there’s a lot left. I mean I guess there was a lot left on mine. Look, this one’s a teeny bit smaller. I think I can get this one, I think this is Reddit worthy. – Now lookit how much bigger my piece is there. – I know, here’s a smaller piece. – No, I want a big piece. – Here we go. My mouth isn’t big enough to grab– you know what? – I’m gonna be chucking again, I don’t wanna eat that much watermelon. – One last time– – Water weight. – I’m doing the mow technique. – Alright, I know what I’m doing this time. – Ready? I wanna watch you do it and then I’ll do it. – Count. – Three, two, one, go. (audience laughing) You broke it. We’re not very smooth is our problem. Here we go, I’m gonna– – And here’s the other thing they do, they go like this, I noticed this, they go humph and then they throw it on the ground, so you don’t get to scrutinize how much they left. – You okay? Alright, here we go. – Three, two, one. See, you’re a mower and I’m a sweeper, that’s not bad. This is how you’re supposed to do it, watch. – That’s not bad, man. – That not bad at all. Alright, my last slice, here we go. – Three, two, one, go. (audience laughing) – Okay, that’s what they do, they throw it down so you don’t scrutinize. – Let’s move on from watermelon, we have whole oranges. – Oh, I got these right here. ‘Cuz if it can be done with watermelon, what else can it be done with? – Now these are peeled of course. I can’t get this whole thing in my mouth. – Are you ready? – Yeah. – I’m gonna belly back up here ‘cuz I don’t wanna get it on the floor any more than I have to. – Three, two, one. You’re afraid to eat stuff. – I can’t, once it gets in the back of your throat, you can’t chew it. – Okay, oranges don’t work. – I think if you wanted to (lips smacking together). Yeah, orange is kinda difficult. – I’m pretty sure Jello does. I know we can do this with Jello. – What are you thinking? Just slam it into your face? – I can get all this Jello down in five seconds or less. – I just don’t wanna break my teeth on the– – No, just dig and suck. – Three, two, one. – Dig and suck, okay got it. – Harder than it seems. (audience laughing) Oh, wow. – I mean, I dropped a couple pieces but I got most of it. – Uhn uhn. I give up on that one. – Dude, you didn’t even make a dent in your frickin’ Jello. – Exactly, man. (audience laughing) Oh my gosh, disconcerting. Alright, you’re the Jello king, man, leave me out of that one. What else do we have? We have some sorbet here. – Oh gosh. – What flavor is this? – Does that matter? – What flavor is this? – Does it matter what flavor it is? I don’t think that’s what this is about. – Raspberry mango? – Here we go. Three, two, one, go. Oh, gosh. – I can’t eat cold stuff fast. – Oh, my teeth hurt. – Oh, ice cream headache, right off the bat. Grab the back of your neck, put the tongue on the roof of your mouth. Pray. – I’m skippin’ that one. (audience laughing) It’s actually hurting my chest now, everywhere it touches it hurts. – Does that stink to you? I was afraid that they had made, they had done a trick on us. – Smells like mango. Here, I know you don’t like cotton candy but I feel like we might be able to get a lot of this down. I think the key to this, I know what I’m– – I have an idea. – [Both] Three, two, one. (audience laughing) – What’s wrong with you, just spittin’ stuff out. – Too sweet for me, man. – Alright, finally, bring in those pork chops. – I mean if the competition was just how fast can you get it into your mouth, then I can give ’em a run for their money. Oh now, ooh, this is what I’m talking about. – But you gotta get the whole thing off, just like the watermelon. – Right, like whoop. – I’m gonna pull this fat off a little bit, make it a little bit easier. – I think the fat will help. Okay, I’m ready. – Three, two, one. – Did it, at least got it in my mouth really quickly. I don’t know, we haven’t found any superior replacement to watermelon, but I do recommend that you try out the watermelon but don’t tell your friend. You need to practice first and then they’re bewildered when you get the idea. – And I’m not gonna be able to eat lunch now. – And thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – Hey guys, I’m William. – And I’m Howie. – And we’re at Lake Michigan and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Whooo. – Looks cold there, boys. – Brrr. – Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. – And click the top link to watch us try ranch cotton candy and get a visit from Cotton Candy Randy. – Yeah. – In Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land.