(rooster crowing) (lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Gonna eat some ranch cotton candy. – Lonely hashtag, this when we find a very lonely hashtag on Instagram and then we add to it. This one is #BurritoPromises. There’s only like one post with that already. I wonder why. – #BurritoPromises. – Post your photo that makes sense with that hashtag so it’s not lonely anymore. ♪ Burrito promises promises. ♪ ♪ Why can’t you eat it. ♪ – You’re gonna, you’re gonna. ♪ Throw us a fun. ♪ – You’re gonna love, you’re gonna love cotton candy Randy. I mean, like he came in every single cotton candy day. – He doesn’t exist. – Oh yeah, he’ll be here any second. – You’re being punished by him. – He’ll be here any second. (crew laughs) – Happy cotton candy, daddies. I brought you this cotton candy and some sweet nothings. – Oh gosh. (laughs) – This is ranch cotton candy. – Yeah it is, daddy, have a mouthful. (Rhett laughs) Enjoy a mouthful of daddy, it tastes like the floor of a Buffalo Wild Wings. (Rhett laughs) Thank you for helping me use the big boy potty, Daddy. – Oh gosh, just like I remember. – I don’t understand, he thinks. – Just like I remember. – He thinks that you’re his father and that I’m his father. – That’s just, he calls everybody daddy, that’s his thing. Every, to him, everybody who eats cotton candy is a daddy. – And he comes in through the cat door? – Or the doggy door, yeah. – And he whistles. – Really, however he can get in. – And he whispers sweet, sweet nothings into your ear. – That was his thanking me for training him to use the big boy potty, because I did that one time. He likes it. – While you’re sleeping though. – He’s like one of those adults who likes to act like a baby, you know? There’s like a whole movement which is a little strange but you know what, whatever floats your boat. – So this is ranch cotton candy which I’m sure, as I eat this, will make this whole experience better. – Yes. (crew laughs) – Here we go. – Mm. – You ruined sugar and ranch. Randy is back, he’s behind you again. – Oh. – Hey, enjoying your mouthfuls, Daddies? (Rhett laughs) – I don’t, I, one is enough for me. – (heavily exhales) Come to my van for free shrimp, Daddy. (crew laughs) – Yeah, I’ve done that too. Yeah, I did that in 1985. – He’s talking pretty loud to be whispering secrets. – Well, we had a fan in our room growing up, there was a loud fan and so like basically. – Yells secrets into your ear. – He’s used to, when he sees my ear, he just naturally goes to the volume of talking over a fan. But it really is a whisper to me. – (laughs) Mm, keep eating it, man, you deserve it. I really can’t bring myself to eating anymore of this. – There’s shrimp in his van, you outta see them. – Are they small? – They’re very little. – Yeah. – And then you add water. – And they get big. Yeah, they’re like, what are those things called? – They’re like the little shrimp that you find like in a little ramen thing. He introduced those to me, they’re real special. Every time I eat ramen, I think about Randy. – I bet you he’s got another secret he probably wants to whisper in your ear. – I’m sure he does, he has a lot, he usually does several. – (breathes heavily) If you want, you can taste my sweet face, Daddy. – He’s inviting you to sample his. – I can tell you lie sometimes. (Rhett laughs) – Let’s not make this about me. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of times, I would taste his face. That was something. – Oo. – Yeah, yeah, that was something I would do. – I wonder if he, does he have any more secrets? I want to make sure he gets all his secrets out before. – Well, I haven’t tasted his face yet so I was gonna do that. – Yeah, he escaped. – Taste my face and I’ll tell you another tale. Mm, I keep a mouse in a sock. (crew laughs) – I’m not looking at him. – I don’t like your face. – I feel like if I talk to him, I will be admitting that he exists and that’s the last thing that I want to do. – The thing I love about Randy is that it’s always been the case, he has to hold his own pants up. (laughs) – He got a hand down there, holding his pants up. – Well, that’s how you always know where that left hand is ’cause it’s always holding his pants. – Except when it’s not. – Which has proven very helpful, proven very helpful. – Hand comes off, pants come down, then what? – No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that’s not what that’s about.