To lick or not to lick, that is the question. – Let’s talk about that. (playful theme music) – Good Mythical Morning. – Hold on to your butts mythical beasts, because this episode is gonna be a butt-busting one. – Oh gosh. – It could just fly anywhere, we’ll be testing our knowledge of incredible, but supposedly true, stories, we’ll be sculpting works of art out of cheese, including reenacting a magical movie moment using cheese and super heat. – But first, if you woke up this morning and said to yourself, today I hope I get to watch some middle-aged men lick dirty things, well, all your dreams are about to come true. It’s time for Can I Lick It: Yes You Can! Okay, Can I Lick It is exactly what you think it is. We’re gonna see, can you lick some things. Well actually, it’s a little more complex than that, because there are some everyday objects that you might think are filthy, and they’re actually not as dirty as something else, so every time, every round– – I think lots of things are filthy. – We’re going to reveal two dirty things behind this curtain, and then you’re going to guess which one is the dirtier one. – I’m gonna be good at this, because I think about it a lot. – Right, you are a known germophobe, that’s why you’re playing the game and I’m hosting it. – Well, that’s not what I call it. I call it just a knowledgeable, clean human. – A discriminating person. – Yeah. – So here’s what you’re gonna do. You determine which one’s dirtier, and then if you’re right, I have to lick the dirtier thing. If you’re wrong, you have to lick the dirtier thing. – Go on then. – Now, every item will be revealed by Dirty Chase. That’s regular Chase, just a little bit dirtier. How’s that make you feel? – We’re having a weird moment. – Alright, round one. Okay Dirty Chase, reveal our first two items. (upbeat game show music) Okay Link, which is dirtier, a trashcan where you dump all your uneaten food, and empty your dustpan, and throw your napkins full of dead spiders, or a bathtub, which collects all the hot, moist bacteria and flakes of skin off of your body? – I flush my dead spiders. – You do? – I do not put them in the trashcan. – I flush live spiders. – Who has an Oscar the Grouch trashcan? – You know, shows. You know, not normal people. – Well, you would expect that the bathtub would be cleaner just because people wash those. Now I wash my trashcans, but– – You wash your trashcans? – Heck yeah. – With what? – Soap. – How often? – About once a month. – Gosh, I’m glad we don’t live together. – Yeah, because then you’d have a clean trashcan, that would be horrible. But, you know what, I think that surprisingly you shouldn’t lick the bathtub, because you slough off all your bacteria on it. So I’m saying the bathtub, ironically, is dirtier. – Link, you are correct. (bell dings) That’s true, bathtubs are often dirtier than trashcans because they’re wet, unless they’re your trashcan which you wash, and organisms can’t survive without water. So every time you wet that trashcan, you’re making it dirtier. – Oh dang. – [Rhett] I don’t know, something like that. – Come on around, you get to lick the can. – No, I get to lick the bathtub. – Oh that’s right. It’s dirtier. – Do you want me to explain the rules again? So if you get it right, I lick the dirtier thing, you said that this was dirtier. – Lick the tub. – Okay, why is it brown, what’s the brown parts? – You get to lick the tub, do it. – Oh, just (spits) Okay Dirty Chase, show us the next two items. (upbeat game show music) – Stop touching me with that plunger. – Oh, he’s real dirty today. – Laptop and some coinage, huh? – Which is dirtier Link, a laptop keyboard that you touch all day long with your sweaty, grimy hands, or coins that have been touched by more sweaty, grimy hands than an old donkey at a petting zoo? – Dang. That is true, I mean, my keys only I touch. But coinage, everybody, even that donkey probably touches ’em. – That’s true. – Of course I wash my keyboard too. – With what? – With a very lightly damp cloth, just a slight, – Alcohol? – Just a little bit of moist. – You should do alcohol. – I don’t know, I’ve heard that keyboards are deceptively dirty, but I can’t imagine that they’re dirtier than coinage. So I’m saying that the coins are still dirtier. – Link you are wrong. (buzzer) According to studies, keyboards get so dirty because of using them after not washing hands in the bathroom, plus we rub skin oils onto the keys and increase an environment for germs to fester. – Oh, again, it’s one of those things where things grow. Who doesn’t wash their hands? – It’s not that the coins aren’t dirty, but statistically speaking, scientifically speaking, the keyboard is dirtiest. – This is not my laptop by the way. Who’s is this? – This is Dirty Chase’s laptop, and he’s been real dirty today, so, I can only imagine how dirty that space bar is, because that’s the part I would like you to lick, ’cause it is the key that is touched the most. – You know what, I’m no chump, I’m licking the whole space bar. I’m licking the longest bar on the whole board. – You gotta take your classes off for this. – I don’t know why, I don’t know why I took my glasses off. – Getting serious. – Chase. – Yeah, yeah yeah, what’s Chase been looking at on the internet? Can you tell by licking his space bar? You need to delete your history Dirty Chase. Okay Dirty Chase, what do we got now? (upbeat game show music) – Get out of here, alright, ho. – Which is dirtier Link, a toilet, where you and everyone you know unleash holy hell on the daily. – Any toilet or this toilet? Good gosh, look at that toilet. – Or a TV remote that has been touched by more sweaty, grimy hands than an even older donkey at the petting zoo. Which one’s dirtier? – You would think that a toilet is not lickable when compared to a remote. – Especially one that someone had an accident on. A few accidents. – So again, I think the mind-blowing fact is that nobody washes their remote. – You don’t? – I do, yeah. Besides me. I am going to say that the dirtier item is the remote, because of, I just, because, a toilet seems nasty, so I’m not going with my instincts. – I don’t understand your logic, but Link, you’re right anyway. (bell dings) It is a TV remote, people clean their toilets, they don’t often clean their remotes. And there was a study by the University of Virginia, half of TV remotes tested positive for rhinovirus, and that is not something that only rhinos get, that’s a problem and now I have to lick it, because it’s the dirtier one. – I really wanted you–, can we lick this too? – You can lick that one all you want. It’s just chocolate and coffee man. In fact, it’d probably be fun to lick. Why don’t you lick it for kicks. – Oh my goodness! What are you doing inside of here guys? – It looks like a bathroom in like one of those national park restrooms. Like, what’s up with people in national parks? Can’t you just freaking hit the toilet? Just ’cause you’re in a national park doesn’t mean, I’m gonna crap all over the toilet like a bear. What’s wrong with you people? I hate you if you do that. I go to the freaking national parks and you’ve completely soiled the outside of the toilet. Gosh, I wish I knew you, I wish I knew you. – Okay Rhett, lick the remote. – I’m just upset that I have to lick this remote. Which key? – All of ’em. Oh goodness, twice. – No man, that’s not the rule. – Come on. Fine, I’ll lick it. Just kidding, I ain’t licking that after you. – Okay Dirty Chase, before you reveal these two items, let me situate myself back here. Okay Chase, reveal. (upbeat game show music) – Ahhh, look at that, hello Barbara. – Hi, hi. – Hi Barbara, hi. – So what’s dirtier Link. A towel, ha! Or Barbara’s face. – Barbara’s face, like if she were to, eww. Before or after you do that to it? – Barbara’s mouth. – Like Barbara’s like, a dog lick– so a dog licking you on the face, or you licking a towel on the face, if the towel had a face. Guys, this is a bit, it’s a bit much. – It’s a well-used towel. – Oh my worst. Okay, before I had Jade, I would look upon anyone who kissed their dog on the mouth with derision. And then I became one of those people. And I like to think now it’s because they’re so much cleaner than a towel. She’s falling asleep. Wake up Barbara, we’re doing a freaking show. – Shh, shh, shh, baby needs to sleep. – So I think a towel, I smell a towel before I use it, and then if it’s got that stank to it– – A little mildew stank. – I don’t use it. And that’s why it is dirtier than a dog’s mouth. That’s what I’m saying. A towel dirtier than a dog’s mouth. – You really think we would have gone through all this trouble to get Barbara here if you weren’t gonna have to lick her in the face? You’re right, it is the towel Link. (bell dings) It was a diversion. – Let me hold her. – Let her kiss you a little bit man. Let her kiss you– – Oh look, she only, she gave me a little, like a greeting kiss. – Actually towels, you know a towel is not a living organism. So Barbara, she’s self-cleaning, she’s cleaning herself all the time. But this is just a– – With her mouth, though. – A harbinger of coffee and chocolate, you know how you get in the chocolate and coffee bath. – I want you to lick the darkest spot. Which is your motto in life anyways. – I already have a bumper sticker that says lick the darkest spot. Now I’m just living a consistent whole life. – Look at how she lays her head down. – Here we go, here we go. – There you go Rhett, you really went for it. – There’s something other than coffee and chocolate on that one. – Yeah, a little poo-poo. – Oh gosh. Okay Dirty Chase, let’s see our last items. (upbeat game show music) Link, which is dirtier, a microwave handle-slash-keypad region, or – God, that’s a dirty a microwave. – A jar of my urine. – Seriously? – I peed twice, and that’s all I got today, man. – All you got, that seems like a lot actually. – Really, for two pees? I don’t know man, I’ve been drinking a lot of tea lately and I was very disappointed in myself. I was like, did I miss? – You do look a little dehydrated. – It’s dark, too. I need to be more hydrated. – Ironically, I clean my microwave with my own urine. It’s very effective, because I know that urine has no bacteria, no bacteria grows on urine. – Oh, urine is sterile, huh, that’s what you believe? – Urine is sterile. – Okay, alright, so what’s your answer? – Well if that were true, then my answer would be the microwave. So I might go in the opposite direction and pick urine as being dirtier, because who wants to touch, much less lick, anything associated with pee-pee. But then, I might switch it back and say a lot of people touch a microwave. I really don’t want to lick anything associated with your pee. Again, I don’t think people wash their microwaves as much as I do, and the place that you always touch is the place that’s gonna grow stuff. – Okay, so what’s your final answer? – I’m saying that the microwave is dirtier than the urine. – Link you’re right, urine is sterile, (bell dings) but mine is really dirty. So no, actually no, mine’s also sterile, so I’ve got to lick the freaking microwave, but you can feel free to hold and caress the urine all you want. – No thank you, no thank you. – You know what, let’s put the urine in the microwave and turn it on, how ’bout, no, let’s not do that. – Why don’t you walk over there, and– – Link, you got more right than you got wrong. – I want you to lick that button so hard that it opens the door to the microwave. – Really? – You heard me. That’s what you get for peeing a jar, come on. – That’s not my hand back there helping me out. – I love how you’re so game for this. – I can’t do it, oh gosh! – Oh what. – What is wrong with you guys? That’s, total overboard. – I didn’t even see it, and I don’t even want to. – Congratulations Link, you know the dirty stuff. – And so do you. Alright, so click on through to see us reenact one of the most famous death scenes in a movie using cheese. You’ll see. You earned yourself a mythical merit badge or two, so get ’em at Mythical.store.