
(alarm bell rings) (cheerful music) – Lipstick it to me. In the world of lipsticks, I understand that the names are getting weirder and weirder. – Do you understand that? – My understanding is that so you’ll remember ’em so that you’ll buy ’em, so that you’ll talk about ’em. – It’s marketing mad. – It’s genius marketing. And in this game, we’ve put some eccentrically named lipsticks onto willing Mythical crew members to see if we can guess said eccentric names. – Right, so we have boards here that have a bunch of different options of different lipsticks. These are all real lipsticks, real names. Thotful, misspelled, Unicorn Blood, Subversive Socialite, mmm. Unicorn Tears, Melted Chihuahua, Armageddon, Sunshine Lethal and Foul Mouth. Now, we’re going to have a handful of crew members come out one-by-one. They are wearing one of these lipsticks. Link and I will both make a choice as to what we think they’re wearing and then see who gets more right. Let’s bring out our first crew member, Lizzy. – Okay Lizzy, you’re wearing lipstick, bam! – Yep, sure am. – Here it is. Where is it, on your lips? – Uh-huh. – Perfect, and what is this? – It’s a giant lipstick. – Is that how you … (laughs) – I don’t think that’s how she applied it. That’s where we’re going to place our guesses. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. Here’s your board. – Now this is too light to be Unicorn Blood. – Oh, this is Unicorn Tears, man. I mean, look at that. If it’s not Unicorn Tears– – [Link] It could be Sunshine Lethal. – Hold on, Unicorn Blood would probably be like that. You think Unicorn Blood is gonna be bloody? It’s definitely Unicorn Blood or Unicorn Tears. – And why would you wanna put tears on your face? – Why would you not wanna put tears on your face? They’re already on your face from time to time. – But when you’re sad, why would you wanna buy a product– – Happy tears, ever heard of that? It’s the only kind I cry! (chuckles) – Hold on. Are you telling me there’s a– – I only cry happy tears. That’s what I’m saying. Never cried a sad tear, not even at a funeral. What? – You’re telling me there’s tears that you can cry in happiness? – Yes, happy tears– – Which do you think it is? Tears or blood? – I’m not telling you. – She knows. I’m gonna say, Unicorn Blood sounds more like, it feels like a better marketing gimmick. – I’m gonna put this up here. – So close to my mouth. – What, they told me to put it up here. – Oh, all right. – You’re just holding it close to your mouth. I’m saying it’s tears, man. – I’m going with blood. I’m going with blood. – [Link] Since I now know there’s happy tears. – All right. – All right, so we’re gonna wait to be revealed at the end because if we were revealed now– – Oh, I don’t know what happened. – Bring on out the next lipstick! Who’s it on, a person? – Kev, the Kevster. – Kevin coming in hot with the lipstick. – Gentlemen. – (Rhett laughs) There’s a darkness about your lips. Subversive socialite that you are. – Man, it could Subversive, it could be Foul Mouth, it could be Armageddon. – If a unicorn bleeds, it could also be black, dude. That’s ironic. – No, that’s what a black stallion bleeds. – Oh. – Sunshine Lethal! It could be like when the sunshine dies at the end of time and the whole universe is dead. – This is Subversive Socialite. I believe strongly. Like, right when I looked at you, I thought Subversive Socialite. What do you do socially that’s so subversive, Kevin? – I don’t know. You tell me. – Wet willy people? – Armageddon. – [Link] I think you’re a wet willier. – And that’s the kind of thing I’m gonna decorate my face with in the apocalypse. – All right, sit tight. – Kay. – You will return. Let’s bring out Ellie. – Ellie! – All right, we’re narrowing down our choices. – Well this is just a nice shade. This is just what you should wear all the time. – I know. I also wanna point out that you thought that Thotful was misspelled, but it’s a slang term. – It’s ho out the– – Uh-huh, keep going. – The ho over there. – You got it! – I’ve heard this! – Really? – I don’t know why– – Is it that ho over there or the ho over there? – That ho over there, I believe. – That ho over there– – That’s a thing? – Has got some nice lipstick. – Man, the Internet – Maybe. – The Internet is, I mean, it can’t be Unicorn Tears. It’s not subversive in any way. – Foul Mouth! – It doesn’t seem lethal. – Nothing seems foul about it. – It’s gotta be Melted Chihuahua. I mean, that’s the only thing that I can think of. – It is that ho over there! – It might be that! – That feels like a better guess than Melted Chihuahua because Melted Chihuahua should be brown. I’m gonna agree with you on this. – [Ellie] Okay. – [Rhett] For once. – [Ellie] All right. – Maybe we just talked about it so much. – Yeah, it’s called uh, I don’t know what it’s called. – It’s called conversational bias. – Mind tricks. All right, thank you. – Let’s have our next lipsticker. – Let’s bring in Chase. Oh, this looks great on you, Chase. – Oh, thanks. – Chase always surprises me with his lipsticks choices. Every morning, I’m like what’s he gonna be lipsticking it up? – I mean, if that’s not Sunshine Lethal, then I don’t know what would be. – I think you could be right, but– – Oh, I am. – I think ironically, that this could be Foul Mouth. – [Rhett] Ah, you know what I’m saying? It could be. All right. – Let’s bring in our final lipstick. – Wow. – We’ve still got four choices, and this is our final. – You’ve got the same freaking thing that Kevin had on. – Uh, it’s a little different. – No, this is purpler. You’re dead in the lips, man. – Thank you. – So I think that this is Subversive Socialite. – It clashes with this. – [Rhett] I think that this is subversive. – Oh, and this matches that so it no longer clashes – You know what, again it was mind tricks. I saw that color and I just found it on my, of course all of them are that color on my board. – Unicorn Blood. – So it had nothing to do with that. – Armageddon, sunshine, I’m just gonna go ironic here and say that this is Sunshine Lethal. Because that would kill the sun. All right, now hang out here. – Everyone come back! We’re gonna have a switch-a-rooni. – Let’s have a line-up. All right, and how many do we have correct? How many do we have incorrect here? I’m being told that I have one correct and you have two correct. – [Rhett] And I have two correct? – Okay, according to Dave in the wings. – Wow, I’m bad and you’re worse. Okay, um– – (Link) Oh my goodness. – I just feel like I’m gonna screw things up if I switch anything. Lizzy, when you reapplied my sticker, you put it upside down. That’s all I gotta say. I know it fell off, but now I just look like an idiot. (laughter) and I’m not! Are you gonna? – I think, which color am I? I’m gonna, I think you were right about this one and then, Foul Mouth? I think that ho over there is actually over here. (laughter) – Oh! – And then, I think that– – Wow, you’re doing lots of switching. You’re making me nervous. – I also agree that this is Unicorn Blood because you convinced me, and then what am I missing here? I’m missing you. – You’re changing every one of them? – Melted Chihuahua. Did I change everything? – Not mine. – No, the one I got right. – Here’s what I’m gonna do. – I only got one right, so I had to change them all. – I’m changing back. – I think this is the one you got right. – Oh, okay. – I think it’s Unicorn Tears. – And that’s all you’re changing? – You know what, that’s all I’m doing! That’s all I’m doing! I’m confident! – Lizzy, let’s start over here. Reveal what it is. – Unicorn Tears, yes! (chime) (laughter) – And who makes that? – Too Faced. – Okay, dang it, Rhett takes the lead. Kevin, did I, am I right? – Nope! (buzzer) – [Rhett] Foul Mouth, oh yes. – By NYX. – By NYX. – Course it is. Ellie? – Ready? – Melted Chihuahua! (chime) – [Link] Yes! I got it right guys. – Oh oh oh oh oh oh, Link! – So we’re now tied. – Yeah. – Who makes that? – Too Faced. – Chase. – All right, Sunshine Lethal. (chime) – Still tied! Still tied! – Yes, whoo! – I thought I just took the lead. I didn’t? – No, we’re tied, right? – A manic panic. – All right, final one? – Subversive Socialite. (chime) – Yes! (mimics ape grunts) (laughter) – By NYX. NYX makes this. – Do I get all the lipsticks? – Congratulations. – Except Kevin’s, he’s gonna keep his. – And click through to find out what happens when you get angry, ASAP Science style. – [Advertiser] You want it, you got it, and by it we mean this women’s I Want My GMM tee available at mythical.store.
