
Welcome back. – All right, we’re hanging out with Gregory and Mitchell from AsapScience. Now, guys we are big fans of you guys. – Likewise. – Yeah, right back at ya. – You’re actually legitimately scientific, which we respect. – Yeah, you guys are too, in many ways. – In many ways, in some ways, in the new ways. – Boiled for safety. True. – That is scientific. – That’s scientific. – I’m curious, we’ve parodied you guys a number of times on the show, but we didn’t tell you we were gonna do it. – No, you didn’t. – So, you just saw it? – That’s why we’re here, To collect our royalties. – This just got awkward. – When we first saw it– – Take the mess with you. – Thank you. – Thank you, we’ll take this. (laughter) When we first saw it, though I first remember, because they always start very real and similar. We were like “Oh, wow” this chick I am. (laughter) When it came out, they’re like “Who is doing this?– – That one looks really familiar. (laughter) – It’s those YouTube people and we’re gonna have a throw down, but then it progressed and we were like “This is so funny.” – Yeah. – They are truly amazing. – And they become absurd. – And so dark. As a result, we really decided that we wanted to do a parody of your parody, if that’s all right? – I don’t think you need to ask our permission. I think we permanently established– – You didn’t ask for our permission. – So, sure. – Shall we watch that? – Sure. – All right, well, let’s watch our version of Amazingly Amazing Science. – [Gregory And Mitchell] It’s time for Amazingly Amazing Science. – [Mitchell] What happens when you get angry? When something triggers your anger, a part of your brain called the Amygdala, sets of an alarm. – [Gregory] Before the more reasonable parts of your brain can chime in, this alarm wakes up your adrenal glands and causes them to start flooding your system with adrenalin. – [Mitchell] You experience a burst of energy, extra blood pumps through your muscles and now, you’re ready to fight. – [Gregory] Think of it this way, you’re brain is like an apocalypse bunker. Inside your bunker brain, there lives a trigger-happy Kid Rock for president supporting, amygdala. Let’s call him Link. – [Mitchell] One morning, Link wakes up and jumps out of his leaky waterbed, because he thinks he smells smoke. – [Gregory] A normal sensible smart man would go outside and check for the source of the smoke before jumping to a conclusion, but Link is not normal or sensible and he’s definitely not smart. So, he immediately hits the bunker’s special panic button. – [Mitchell] The panic button sets off an alarm, that wakes up an obnoxiously tall adrenal gland. We’ll call him Rhett. – [Gregory] Just like Link, Rhett is too lazy and self absorbed to double check things, so he immediately releases his swarm of messenger pigeons, all of whom are trained to fly to every other bunker in the land, alerting their inhabitants that the world is ending. – [Mitchell] Unfortunately, that chinless preying mantis, Rhett, had only been feeding his pigeons out of an expired Jim Baker bucket. Chunks start falling off of these birds like Rhett’s skin during a psoriasis outbreak, because it turns out they’ve all contracted a zombie plague. What a hypothetical moron. – [Gregory] Rhett’s disgusting, busted pigeons, rub up on every other apocalypse preper’s pigeons eventually spreading the bird zombie plague to every bird on earth. – [Mitchell] Meanwhile, Rhett and Link are running around their bunker fighting over who gets the last lock of Jimmy Fallon’s hair. – [Gregory] Yeah, they stole his hair. It’s a real doozy of a fight, ’cause Link is physically incapable of compromise. Rhett’s running into walls, because his 40-year old eyes can’t perceive depth anymore. While Link is crying like a little baby in the corner, but only out of his right eye. There’s something really wrong with his left eye. I wonder if it’s related to the fact that his hair has gone completely gray. He’s been dying it for years kids. – [Mitchell] Yeah, and Rhett’s nose, why is there always a bat in the cave? It’s like the man’s entirely composed of dried nasal mucous. That’s a scientific way of saying boogers. If I were Rhett, I’d just say, “Boogers”, because I don’t understand the basic principles of the scientific method and I think Francis Bacon is the new breakfast sandwich available at Hardee’s. – [Gregory] Speaking of meat to avoid, Rhett’s pigeon plague spurs the actual human zombie apocalypse and the world evolves into a barend waste land, unilaterally ruled by the one animal unaffected by the disease, Aardvarks. – [Mitchell] By the way, Link has mouth herpes. – [Gregory And Mitchell] This has been, Amazingly Amazing Science. – Okay. – So, you’re not harboring any resentment at all? – How do you really feel, guys? – You really did your homework. – Parody us, one more time. (laughter) – All right, that was amazing. – That’s fair. – Four way toast. – Four way? Look at you. – All right, click through to see if we can guess some of the stupidest questions ever googled on Google. – [Link] Go way back with us, with our Rhett and Link friendship tee. Available at Mythical.Store
