
Hello for watching this part of the show. – Hello. Okay, Google, you’ve heard of that. – I have, yeah. I do it a lot. It’s a verb. – They got this new feature called People Also Ask so that when you ask a question into Google, it lets you know other questions that people have also asked. It can cross reference your dumb questions with the dumb questions of other people. – It’s kind of like when you buy something and then Amazon says people also bought this so you should also buy it, and it’s already in your cart. – And I always buy that. And then I buy the things that the people also also bought. – Okay, so if you want to know – I have a problem. – If you want to know something, here’s something else you probably also want to know. So, we’re gonna play this game where we try to take the people also ask questions that Google provides and then work backwards to see if we can guess what the original question was. – Let’s hear the first questions. – [Stevie] Here are your first questions. How big is the elephant? What are boys’ balls for? How much weight an elephant can carry? – Who is this speaking? How much weight an elephant can carry? – It was Stevie. That’s Stevie speaking. – But who asks questions like this? It should be how much weight can an elephant carry, but I understand, okay. – First of all, I want to know the answer to all three of these questions as soon as possible. – Yeah, what are boys’ balls for? That one’s weird, wherever that comes from. – I don’t know how to approach this yet, but two of them are about elephants, one of them is about balls. – How big are an elephant’s balls? Which I feel like is a kind of thing. I’ve definitely Googled testicle size on different animals before. – Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. How big are an elephant’s testicles? – Let’s just say balls. – Balls. – How big are an elephant’s balls? That is the question. – [Stevie] The question asked was, how big are elephant testicles. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Yes, we did it. – [Stevie] You guys ready for the next one? Okay, there are two here. How come tears are salty? Are your tears antiseptic? – Why do we cry is too general. – What’s in tears? – What’s in tears? – What’s in tears? How come tears are salty? Are your tears antiseptic? I can see all those. – Alright, what are tears for? What are you saying? – Can you drink tears? – Can you drink tears? What was your first one? – Can you drink tears if you’re thirsty? Should you cry if you’re dying of thirst? – Can you survive off your own tears in a death situation? – Has Bear Grillz ever drank his own tears? That is the question, no. I want to say, what’s in tears or can you drink tears. Choose between those two. – What’s in tears? – What’s in tears? – What’s in tears? – What’s in tears? – [Stevie] The question was, can I drink my tears? – Yeah, I told you, man. – Oh gosh. – [Stevie] And in case you were wondering, it is safe to ingest your tears. – Of course it is. Yes, thank you. – Because they’re salty and antiseptic. – Right. – [Stevie] But also, I. – No, they’re not antiseptic. – [Stevie] I can tell you how big elephant testicles are too, I forgot about that. They’re 10 inches in diameter. – Do you have a picture? – [Stevie] Yes, we do have a picture apparently. – Let’s move on. – [Stevie] Okay, here’s the next questions. Is it good for you to smell farts? And what can you eat to make your farts stink? – I think this is why do my farts stink because I’ve Googled this before. – I think it’s how do I make my farts weapons. – Not stink? – Weapons. – No, because you know sometimes you’re just like, man, my farts stink today, what happened. I gotta Google it. – And you’re smelling it and you wonder if you’re gonna be okay. – Yeah, but then there’s that situation sometimes where you fart and you smell it and you’re like, I kinda like it. That’s the weird thing that happens to me sometimes. Does anybody Google that? – Are farts antiseptic? – Can you drink your own farts? I think this is, why do my farts stink. Why do farts stink? – What is a fart? – That’s, what is the question? – I’m going with, what is a fart. – I’m going, why do my farts stink. – [Stevie] The real question was, how do I make my farts smell good. And the answer is ease up on protein-rich foods. – Ease up on protein-rich foods. – That’ll make them smell good? – Less meat. – Less bad is not good. – If you eat a lot of milk, milk and meat, and then you eat some gassy foods like broccoli to power it, it’s a crazy concoction. Alright, next questions. – [Stevie] Here are your next questions. Do praying mantises bite humans? Do hummingbirds attack people? Can a praying mantis eat a hummingbird? – Okay, so wow. – Oh wow. So, this question has hummingbird and praying mantis in it. – I’m scared of both of these things first of all. – Which is cooler, a praying mantis or a hummingbird? I think that’s the. – You remember that time. – That’s the question. – You remember that time that us and our wives were in the hot tub and there was a praying mantis that was very aggressive and it kept coming to the hot tub and it was like he was on a suicide mission. – Yeah, well, you kept bailing him out. – I’d put him out, he would come back, and eventually I was like, okay, drown yourself. I don’t care. – And we sat there and watched it happen. It was a low point in my life. – It was very odd. – What could anyone be Googling about – There was no hummingbird though. – A mantis and a hummingbird? What happens when you mate a praying mantis and a hummingbird? – Can a praying mantis and a hummingbird have fertile offspring? – Yes, that’s it. – That’s the question. – [Stevie] The question was, can I eat a hummingbird. And apparently, the Romans considered hummingbirds a delicacy, so yes, you can. – It’s like popcorn birds. It’s like popcorn chicken. – Somebody here wants to eat a hummingbird. And it happens? – In desperate times, man. They’d be tough to catch though. Alright. – What’s next? – What else we got? – [Stevie] Okay, your next questions are, how can you tell if your cat loves you and do cats still recognize their owners. – Cats don’t love, okay. Let’s just establish that. Cats do not have the capacity to love. And do cats still recognize? Still recognize their owners? – That’s such a weird question – After what? After being gone for a long time? – After being owned. Can cats feel? – Do I love cats? Would somebody put that into Google, get an answer? This is gonna be a dumb question, isn’t it? – Do cats? All of them have been in some way. – Do cats have the capacity for love? I mean, when you say cats don’t love, I think you’re onto something. I think it’s that. – But it feels like too straightforward of a question. Why do I love cats? Why do I not love cats? What is the, I don’t know, what is the question? – Why do I hate cats? – [Stevie] The question was, does my cat like to kiss me. And the answer is no. – Does my cat like to kiss me? – He’s just licking. – No, yeah. But if your cat is kissing you, it’s just warming you up to eat you when you die. That’s what’s happening there. That’s what’s going on inside of that cat’s mind. – Do we have another one? – No, that’s it. – No. – That’s the last one. – I think we did pretty good. Those last couple ones were very, very difficult. – It’s a fun game. We should do it again sometime. – We’ll do it again sometime. But in the meantime, thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – (meows) That’s, you know what time it is, in cat. – Oh. – Greetings, I’m Louis Carrington from Buckinghamshire, England. And it seems to be the time to spin the wheel of mythicality. – Oh my, okay we’ll do it. – It does seem to be that time. – Whatever you say. Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. – And click the top link to watch something weird our crew members Googled in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the wheel of mythicality is going to land.
