GMM 1240.2: Can We Get On WikiFeet?

Welcome back to the show. You are my favorite human. – Now, remember if you want to get the full GMM experience every single day, the entire episode, this is just a piece– – You should start at the top of the show, probably. – Yes, right. You want to see the full thing? You’re gonna click on the video with the green border. Green means go on GMM, but if you wan to learn all about Lizzie’s feet… Well, you’re in the right place. – Here’s the thing, on GMM it has become somewhat of an Easter egg to find all the ways that Lizzie’s feet show up on camera. – A good chef preps her tools. – You have open wounds in our shared tub. – It’s not open. – That’s like– – Oh, boy. – [Lizzie] Doing great. – I can understand why someone might be afraid of toe. – Now, all of these appearances have garnered Lizzie some unusual fame on a site called wikiFeet, which is exactly what it sounds like, Wikipedia for feet. But it is a respectful community, where users just rate and comment on people’s feet. That’s what it’s about. – Okay, and she has been posted on there or her feet have, but she’s not doing great, but luckily, our friend, Grace Helbig, has the highest rating possible on the site and she has agreed to help Lizzie along with Ellie in her newfound career path. Let’s check it out. – Thank you so much for being here. – Thank you for having me. I am nervous and excited. – We really appreciate you taking the time to mentor us on this. – I don’t fully understand the concept of wikiFeet. – Basically, what we want, is to make her feet a star. – Five stars to be exact. – Five stars. – Okay. – Just to explain, we’re thinking this could be a good back-up plan to just sort of live off of my feet and once we noticed that someone had made me a wikiFeet page, we figured, that’s it. There’s gotta be money in feet. – I’m a very much foot amateur. – You do have five stars on wikiFeet. – I didn’t know that, my feet are disgusting. – She’s at a paltry four stars on wikiFeet. That’s not good enough for us, that’s not good enough for our future children, our current pets. – Yeah. I think there’s some good ideas here, some aspirational ideas here. I want to help and I’m being honest about that. – Thank you so much. – That’s great. – Thank you. – To be honest, I don’t think I can give you decent answers, until I see the materials that we’re working with. – Oh, got it, yes of course. – Not a problem. We’re gonna eat those later. (grunts) – Do you guys eat off of this? – Yeah, for sure. – All right. – Here they are. There’s a little hair on this one, but I’m sure it’s not mine. (yells) Here we get real clammy all the time. – I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone describe their feet as clammy. That’s a clammy foot. You are moist. I’m not a prime role model of this, because I have dirty, dirty feet, but my assumption is that the people that utilize wikiFeet are looking for clean feet. – Honestly, it’s really good. I think we just need to buff you up. – Excuse me, what? It’s an actually tiny cheese grater. – [Lizzie] It’s a cheese grater. – Oh, no! – My feet are so sweaty and they’re just getting sweatier, because I’m really… It’s like a giant cat is licking my foot, is what it feels like. – I don’t think I’m pushing down hard enough. – All right, go ahead and scrape it off. What are you doing? – It’s got a callus on your little baby toe. – It’s about the details. – Grace said it’s about the details. – Fine, don’t like that one, don’t like that one. – You can hear it. (scraping) They’re looking great. – Thank you. – They’re stars in the making. Your feet are sweating, but they look 10 years younger. – [Lizzie] We were looking at what other people who liked me also liked, and they liked Katy Perry and Kristen Bell’s feet. – That’s tough, you’re gonna have to think outside the box to keep up with these ladies. – What do they say about competition? If you can’t beat them, join them. – Murder them. – I was gonna say if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em, but I guess we can do that. – That’s a different phrase, yeah. – If you can’t beat ’em, become them, because I’ve already thought about this and I have a plan. – I’m still more into the killing… Hi. – We’re gonna turn your feet into Ana from Frozen and Katy Perry from the California Girls music video. – You have tiny wigs that are molded to my toes. – Yes. – Do you ever use this space as a kitchen? – Oh my God. – These are very specific outfits. – Oh, yeah, please flare out that skirt a little bit. – [Lizzie] Yes. – [Grace] Your foot’s getting a corset. – How did you measure them so well? – You take a lot of naps in the writer’s room. (laughs) – These teeny tiny little wigs. Why do they look so accurate? This is weirdly so cute. – Oh my god, you’re so wet. – That’ll do, she’s beautiful. – [Lizzie] Oh, wow, that looks– – [Ellie] Do you want to build a snowman? – Or she’s screaming. – Should you trust me… – No. – If I told you I had another idea. – Mentor? – Yes. – [Ellie] Welcome to the phot fantasy foot room. – What do you want me to do? Sit on this? – Absolutely not, you’re gonna pop your butt down there and you’re gonna throw ’em up like I’m your gynecologist. – They’re so beautiful. – [Lizzie] Yeah, just really jam that on my toe there. – Member intention? – I want five stars on wikiFeet. Is this really my view while you do this? – This is the stance, okay. – [Lizzie] Are you kidding me? – [Grace] I mean, she’s an artist and has her own creative process, so I think we should respect that. Your feet are looking great, they look a little tense. – You’re gonna need to loosen up your feet. Start moving them around. – [Grace] Have you ever watched America’s Next Top Model? – [Lizzie] Oh, smize. – [Ellie] Smize. – [Grace] Smize with your feet. – [Ellie] Smize with your big toes. (camera clicks) – These girls look like they’re in their own music videos right now. – [Ellie] This is the spot, make them dance. – [Grace] They’re dancing. Look at these two icons just casually hanging out. – [Ellie] I have a third idea. Do you think you could blow on them? – Oh, like a wind machine. They do look like two Beyonces in training. (blows at feet) – [Lizzie] They’re dancin’. – They are havin’ a time. – Really? – Yeah. – Am I about to have a foot career? – [Ellie] You’re gonna be a star. – How many photos did you take? – Over 200. – You’re gonna upload all of them? – I’m gonna create a catfish account, like a fake account. It’s like how the Russians buy bots. – Thank you. – And thank you. – Women supporting women. – Yes, exactly. – 2017, go love! – Glad to be here. – I love you, but I mostly love you. – Okay, maybe we calm down on the girl love a little bit. (laughter) – I don’t know if you have a blossoming career or if Ellie has one as like a– – As a foot photographer. – As my shady foot manager. – Yeah, with her positioning for the photography. – It requires some compromising placement. – We should thank Grace for being a part of that. That was stretching for all of us. – Yeah, she was lovely. – You know what, but I have a lot of confidence that the people of wikiFeet got what they wanted. – How does it work? They’ve gotta watch it and they gotta star it five, right? – Yeah, I mean– – Star it five. – Hopefully, they’ll watch it and take screenshots and then put them up on wikiFeet and then give me five stars. – Speak directly to them, Lizzie, they’re watching. The key to you breaking out and getting those five stars and becoming the next foot model. This may work against our interest. – America’s Next Top Foot Model. – Okay. – If this is your dream, go for it, talk to them. – Do you have any tips? – Just be authentic. – And be personal. – This is the internet, be authentic. – Be real. – Greetings, foot lover, I noticed that you like my feet or that you’ve at least seen them and I would just like to ask you to rate them five stars, ’cause I have five toes and that should count for something. Also, my cats eat really expensive grain free food and I would love if I could pay for their food exclusively through my feet. That’s really it, they’re wet all the time, but that could be a bonus. – So, go on over, go on over the link is in the… We’ll put the link in the… – All right. (laughs) – Yes, we will. – So, head on over there to the link that’s in the description and you know, rate my feet five stars. – [Link] Because I’m asking. I’m asking, too. – Yeah, they’re all asking. – We’re all asking. So, do that. – Make her dreams come true. – I have a lot of confidence in her work. No trolling over there, five stars only, she deserves it and of course, after you click on wikiFeet and five stars, click on the next video, ’cause we bought to sing Tay-tay a completely original happy birthday song. – I can’t wait to see what happens. – [Rhett] Santa’s not the only one with a list, we’ve got a monthly mailing list. Sign up for the Mythical Monthly Newsletter, for early access to deals and special announcements at mythicalmonthly.com

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