Welcome back. – Every single day of the year, people are being born. They are called babies. Joy bundles, mini-humans, slimy former tummy dwellers. So that means every single day of the year, there are birthdays to be celebrated, and that makes the old happy birthday song boring. Over done, slimy, former, and unspecial. – Yeah, slimy and former. That’s why we’ve come up with new ones. Custom crafted birthday songs to make each birthday boy and girl feel special, and there’s a very, very special birthday girl today. – Who? – Tay Tay! Taylor Swift, we got one for her. This one’s for you Taylor. ♪ (Singing) ♪ – Bam! You’re gonna die one day, Taylor, but because we all are! – But today’s your birthday! – So we’re celebrating! – Yeah don’t dwell on that. – I hope you like that custom song. I’m just saying, we’re all in this together. – Yeah, we are, we’re all gonna die. – I’ve got another situation which I think this concept of a custom made birthday song is gonna help with. – Okay. When I moved out of the house of my mama, – Okay. – And then I actually got married, – You did, I remember that. – To Christy, – Still married. – And then she was pregnant with our first child, Lily, my mom, lo and behold, decides to get married herself, – Yeah, yeah, they can do that. – To a guy named Lewiss who I’m told that technically makes him my stepfather, – Yep. – But I’ve never been comfortable calling him “stepdad”, – Right. – Not only to himself, but to anyone, I’m like “this is my mom, Sue, and this is her husband, Lewis”. – Right. – So I’m like I don’t know what to do. – An adult person who has a new stepdad, – Right. – That is a common situation. – Right, and so common that I think this song that I’ve written for Lewis will apply to the dad that’s really your stepdad but you don’t really wanna call him that when it’s his birthday. – Yes. – Lewis, this song is for you. ♪ (Singing) ♪ – Oo! – Happy birthday. – Sorry, Lewis. I mean you didn’t have to go- – Don’t apologize! – You didn’t have to throw that little jab in there at the end, I mean, he’s like a father, he’s like a dad. He’s just not your real dad. – Yeah, he knows that. – but that was beautiful, Link. That was very beautiful. I’m sure Lewis is watching it with Sue, and appreciating every bit. – Yeah. – Now here’s another life situation that I have found myself in from time to time. Your wife becomes friends with another woman, and that woman, no, no, no, no, no. – You’re not a woman dude. – Your wife becomes friends with a- – With a person who happens to be a woman. – With a woman, yeah, and that woman has a husband, and then by default your supposed to be friends with the husband? – Yeah. – But you’re not really friends with the husband, but you’ve gotta hang out with him sometimes, and there may even be like a double date situation. – Yeah. – You know what I’m talking about. This one’s for you Todd. ♪ (Singing) ♪ – And that’s just how it is, isn’t it? – It is that way. – That’s just how it is, and happy birthday to you, you know, if you happen to be birthdaying it today. – Yes, and click through to watch the cutest dogs in the world open the best presents in the world. – [Link] Sip on success with our jet-black GMM mug. Success not included. Available at Mythical.Store.