
(mythical music) (alarm rings) – Hello again! – Now as an avid beard grower, beard enthusiast, creator of Rhett’s Beard Oil, and founding member of the religion of Beardism, I am absolutely delighted to be joined by our guest today. He’s a friend of the show and you may recognize him, if you’re a longtime Mythical Beast, here is Jeremiah! – Hello Jeremiah. – Well hiya, thanks so much for having me back. – Yeah man. – Oh yeah. Well, we wanted your beard back and we didn’t wanna take it away from you. – Right. You’re attached to your beard. We care about you. – We wanted to have you back too. I didn’t mean to ake it all about your beard, but your heard is an integral part of this. And of course, you’ve been on the show before. – Yes, that date was unforgettable. – Wow. Can I grab the whole thing? Wow. – Yeah, go for it! – This isn’t funny at all, what are you talking about humor? – Should I go a little harder? I’m just getting warmed up. – You can do whatever you want to as long as you don’t pull any out. – OK. – Yeah, there was some beard petting happening and um… – Yes there was. – I was a little weirded out but I had my vest so I felt secure. – This time we’re not just gonna touch your beard, we’re going to style your beard, and specifically, our idea is to give you a gingerbeard house. – I hoped for nothing less. – Yes, that is a gingerbread house meets beard. – Oh my. – But thankfully you have a red beard, so– – Ginger, I get it. – So, first thing we’ve done– – I get it. Ginger. – We’ve got a gingerbread house here, just a structure, ’cause that’s the boring part. – Yeah. – But for you– – Yeah, it’s real gingerbread, don’t doubt us! – Confirming that. – We’ve got some straps, and we’re going, we’re inverting this thing. OK, let’s see how this works. – OK. – Can I look at it? It tastes really good. – Am I going on the bottom here? – Haven’t had lunch yet. – You’re going on the top. Is that too tight? – Never too tight. – OK. Never too tight, OK. – You’ve got some red beard coming right out of this little door. – Oh yeah! It’s almost as if the gingerbeard house is on fire! – Well let’s go with that! – That could be the theme! – So, I think first of all, let’s, we want to connect the beard to it. – I’ve never done a gingerbread house, I’ve only watched my family do them from time to time. I don’t participate in children’s activities. – I trust you. – I’m not that kind of dad. (laughs) I’m just kidding. – Now, I just wanna make sure that, I’m just, I’m putting some, you know, icing is basically ginger glue. – Oh my god. – Mm, sugar. – I didn’t mean to put that there, but– – My icing is a different consistency than yours. – Mine’s thick (chortles) – Mine is.. – Whoah. – Mine’s totally working. – Look at that, it’s like, totally just like, gluing his beard right to there, like, you don’t, you begin to forget that this is a beard in a house. – Yeah, you don’t wanna know where the beard ends and the house ends. – You need some of the thick stuff over here. – It’s a philosophical quandary. – Get the thick stuff in there, now really work it in there, like you can almost sculpt it with your hands, see that? – Yeah, I’m gonna go here ’cause– – Yeah, add some more lines of interest. – That icing smells good. – Right around this? – Hmm. – And then, got some candy cane action happening on the side here maybe? Some of this going up. (Rhett boops and beeps) Lots of these, now– – That’s a good idea, Link. – There’s a little bit, we want it to seem like the gingerbeard house was decorated and then it caught fire, so, oh gosh, I lost a little bit. – I caught it. I caught it. – Oh man! – That’s pretty good. – Reflexes like a cat. – You’re quick! – Mm hmm. – That was nice Jeremiah. – These, these have a very fiery feel to them. – Oh, yeah. – It’s almost like… – Flames. Wait is that– – I think we should just stuff as much of that into this hole, as if we’ve got some fire coming out. It can also be confused as his tongue. – You know what, here, just put one in the mouth– – Oh thank you. – And then, that one – Ooh, it’s tangy! (Rhett chortles) – That one’s gonna, like let, so your mouth– (Jeremiah oohs) is on fire, it’s part of a, and then all of this hair, all this beard hair, we really want that to be coming out, ’cause that’s the start of the fire, and then the fire, the source of the fire is the beard, and then it’s going into the– (candy cane piece clinks) – Oh! – Oh good, you didn’t catch that one (laughs)! – Now I’ve got all of these things, and we got these both of these look like they could be fire. – Also Twizzlers could be fire. (Jeremiah oohs) – Yeah so.. – Can you take a Twizzler in the nose? – Let’s go for it! (production crew laughs) – Breath through the other nostril until now. – OK (exhales deeply). – You doing OK? – I’m doing OK. I trust you guys. – Now that’s a mistake. (crew laughs) OK, that’s perfect! – Got two fallen soldiers over here. – I don’t know what I’m doing this for, but I’m just doing it. – Well, I like your technique. – ‘Cause wherever icing goes– – Well ’cause it’s snowy, it’s a snowy fire. You know, just because it’s a gingerbread house there’s gotta be, oh gosh, they both came out? – You know– – Gotta put ’em in harder. – I think I’m gonna have to – Whoah! – use the end that’s got– – (mumbles) Oh wow! – Good. – I’m gonna use the end that’s got icing on it, because I think that’ll work as a glue. – I used to work in construction, that’s a good idea. (Jeremiah snorts) – OK. – Down in there. (Jeremiah mumbles) Boy this thing is really flaring up here. – Yeah, (chuckles) somebody call 911. – And then, here we go, we’ll get a good– (Jeremiah and Rhett laugh) Oh man this thing is gettin’ hot! – OK, alright, OK, OK! I don’t wanna overdo it, I don’t wanna get too excited. – We gotta save some of this for later. – Oh yeah. – But I really feel good about what we’ve done. – Yeah, and I think if you just invert the whole picture in post– – Invert? – Then, the house will be upright and the beard, oh, we gotta get the beard flame coming out. – Yeah, grab that beard flame. – Gotta stay out. – Get it out. – Well, here it is. And then if you invert it, and now… just turn it, turn the shot over and then if you direct your head a little bit– – Like that? – Yeah, put that right there. There we go. – That’s OK right there, too. – Now, just speak as if you’re the house, like: “Help, I’m on fire!” – I’m engulfed in flames, um… it’s an effulgent, um, uh… what’s the word I’m looking for? – Well, you just said “infulgent” so you should find another word. – Effulgent, uh… (Rhett and crew laugh) It’s an incendiary, infulgentive, um, um, um, so bad with words here (Rhett laughs) – You’re picking the hardest ones. (Jeremiah laughs) I think that’s the problem. – You know what? – It’s like, “Help me someone I’m on fire, I’m a gingerbeard house.” – The confligration. – And you know what? Just one last piece: there’s a gingerbread man that almost got out. (Jeremiah grunts) – That’s nice. (Jeremiah grunts) – Alright, ten out of ten. – Is that his nose? – That’s his eyes. – Oh those are eyes. – It’s eyes, yeah. – OK. – He’s very alarmed. – OK. – Alright, click on through to see if we can identify our crew members just by their beards. – Beautify your beard with Rhett’s Beard Oil available at mythical.store.
