GMM 1243.3: Whose Beard Am I Petting? (GAME)

(fast music) – Thanks for being here. We find our self-worth in your click. – Now there are three things I could never live without, my family, my beard, and of course my best friend, Steve Numpernickel. But today’s not about my family or my friend Steve, it’s all about beards, specifically the beards of our crew members. – Who is Steve Nump? Forget it. – Don’t ask man. – I don’t even wanna ask. – You don’t even wanna ask. – Alright, today we are going to see if we can figure out, who of our crew we are feeling in the beard region, when we get the feels in the beard region. – Yes. – And we identify them. – Blindfolds on. – Okay. My blindfold’s on. Is yours? – Yes. – As you can see, we can’t. – Okay, so a crew member is going to come stick their face through the beard hole. We feel the beard. We determine who it is. Whoever gets less right, is the loser, and has to actually eat some of the ginger beard fixings from Jeremiah’s beard. – Ohhh. – Alright, let’s bring in our first crew member. – [Woman] First beard please. (fast country music) – Oh, I’m feeling the bottom lip. Now Rhett, you can only touch the beard. – You’ve already touched the lip. – My hand, no, I’m touching the bottom lip of the hole. – Oh. – And then the beard is right above it. Ew that is a– – That’s a hand. That’s my hand. – No, that’s my hand. – That’s my hand. – I’m touching my hand. – Okay. – Let go of my hand. – Here we are, here we are. Oh, oh, oh oh. – Oh, now that is. – It’s thick, wirey. That’s a thick, wirey mess. – Now it stops back there. I can feel where it stops. Somebody’s trying not to laugh. – Quit grabbing my hand. – Bring it out in the hole. Come on all the way out of the beard hole. – It’s almost like one side of Velcro. – I didn’t know we had anybody with such a thick beard. – This is not anyone who works for us. No one has this thick. – It’s hot right here, it’s really hot. – I like it. – Right there. – It’s so springy. – Whose, this is a big beard. – You know what, I think that Micah’s beard may be this. I’ve never touched Micah’s face. You know what I’m saying. It’s like Mike’s beard is not this wirey, is it? – Micah? – Mike. – It’s not that thick. Oh, Mike, Christmas Conga. (laughter) – Don’t you feel like Mike Christmas Conga his beard would be not this, it’s not this hard. – This beard doesn’t feel morose enough to be on Mike’s face. – Okay. – You know it. – [Woman] Okay guys. I’m gonna need an answer. – I’ve got my guess. – It’s gotta feel sad to be on Mike’s face. – Yeah, yeah, I got my guess. – [Woman] Here we go. Three, two, one. – Micah. – Mike. – [Woman] Okay. – Sad Mike. – [Woman] Take off your blindfolds. – Yes – Dang. I never knew yours was that thick Micah. – It’s really, really nice man. You been using my beard oil? – Here’s the thing. – Yes. (laughter) – That’s the right answer. – The thing is I’ve never looked at it and realized there was that much hair there. – It’s very thick. – I thought you had more chin under there. – Congratulations man. – You got like the thickest beard besides me. – It’s deceptively thick. – Actually, it’s thicker than mine. – Alright. – I’m a little jealous. – Let’s go under, and let’s bring in another beard. – [Woman] Okay, can I have the next beard please? (fast country music) – Is it there? Oh, blocked. I have another hand. I have a foot. – Okay. – Just do your side of the beard. Bring the beard all in. – All the way. Bring it out of the hole. – What, what, what. – Oh, what. – This part’s real smooth. – The side parts are long. – It’s a real smooth neck. – There’s a longness to the sides. – This is thicker than I anticipated too. – Let me have. Oh the chin is so long. This, what are you doing over? – I’m touching this side of the beard. This is what you’re doing. You’re just all completely blocking me out from my side of the beard man. Just, mhm. – It’s long and wispy. Who has a wispy, longish beard? – [Woman] Okay, guys. I think it’s time. – I’m feeling right here. There’s a pronounced end of the mustache right here. That right there is signature to something. – There’s so much right here. – [Woman] Okay, thank you You’ve pet enough. And now, three, two, one. – Sad Mike. – Mike, Mike. – Yes, yes. – This is a morose beard. – Here we go. – So sad. – [Woman] Okay, take off your blindfolds. – Yes! – Look, he smiled for a second. – Ha, you got a good beard too man. – I’ve been letting it go. – Pull it in here. – I’ve been letting it go, man. – This right here is a really good part for you, the end. – Thank you. – You could hang something. – Yeah you could hang something with that. – Whenever you get rid of the beard, I wanna see that mustache for atleast a few days. That is working it man. You can handlebar that thing up. Wow. – Thanks so much. – Wow. – You’ve got so much potential. – [Woman] Okay guys. Blindfold back on. I’m gonna bring in the next beard. – I’m two for two in case you haven’t noticed. – I am one for two. – [Woman] Can we have the next beard please? (fast country music) – Alright, now most people are being shy. Bring it on out. There it is. – Oh my goodness. – Alright. They really brought it out now. What? – That is. – This is a wig. (laughter) – This is like Santa. – This is a woman wearing a fake beard. – But not just any fake beard. Let’s guess what kinda wig this is. – You think you can feel color? – Who is that? Okay. I’m hearing some air. – Don’t take any clues from the sound of the lips. – Okay, alright. – Okay, alright. I’ve got my guess. – [Woman] Okay. Three, two, one. – Ellie. – Santa (laughter) – [Woman] Okay, remove the blindfolds. – Ha ha. – We were both right. Only you are Santa. – No, hold on. – Ho, ho, ho. – What was that? – Does that count really? – [Woman] I uh, uh. – Okay. We’ll give it to him. – Yeah. That’s just as much Santa as it is Ellie. – If I had decided to become Santa, this is what it would look like. I would give it to you. – Thank you Ellie. – Yeah, I also heard your voice a little bit when you laughed. – Really? – Cheater. – That’s where I got my clue. – I’m sorry. – [Woman] Okay, let’s go again. – Three for three. – [Woman] Alright. Next beard, please. (fast country music) – Is it in? – Hey. – That’s my pinky. There it is. – Oh, oh. Short beard. – Short beard. – Short beard. – Short beard. – Short beard. – On the side, going around the front chin. Pointy chin. – Don’t, you’re taking face clues again. – Yeah. – Don’t take face clues so much. – Right there. Not a lot of space betweeen the mustache space there. – It’s a little thin right there. – Right there, underneath. – Okay. – Okay. – I have a couple of people in mind. – Okay. I think I know this one. – Couple of people. – I know who this is. – [Woman] Okay, here we go. Three, two, one. – Chase. – Chase. – [Woman] Remove your blindfolds. – Oh, it was either Chase or Alex. I knew Chase or Alex. – You sneaky devil. – Dang it. I almost. – You’re still touching it. – You’ve got a really nice shape here. It’s like. – You’re commenting on his face now. – The way that you’ve got really good connection that swoops down, and it looks like a pipe. – Yeah, people are saying that. – Yeah this looks like a Gandalf pipe. – People are saying lots of things about my beard. – Like the lines are really good. I’m very proud to have you on the team. – Thank you so much. – With your pipe ish lines. – You’re doing good things Alex. – I appreciate you both, as well. – [Woman] Okay guys. Let’s go again. – Okay. Wow. Dang it. It was either Chase or Alex. I made the wrong decision. – No clean sweep for you. – [Woman] Let’s have the next beard. – There’s nobody there. (fast country music) I don’t wanna poke anybody. – Oh, oh, oh, oh. – What? What was that? – Oh. – What was that? – Something in the beard. – Aaagghh. – Oh, is this like something from Pirates of the Caribbean movies? – Aahh. – Ew. Okay. I know what’s going on here. – Aye, yih, yih, yih, yih, yih. – [Woman] Okay, you ready? – Yes. – Yeah. – [Woman] Three, two, one. – Jeremiah. – Jeremiah back in the mix. – Yes. – Ugh. – But Pirates of the Caribbean, that was good. You were thinking about the – Barnacles or something. Welcome back. – Glad you have me back. – I was like, there’s a sink over there, you could wash yourself off. Then I saw you go the other direction. I was like, okay, whatever. (laughter) – I feel like this show is become Hee Haw. You know what I’m saying. We brought Hee Haw back. – Bring it all the way out. – Okay Link, you gotta do more than touch that beard. You’ve gotta actually eat something out of it because sucka you lost. – That’s right. – Get a good bite. – [Rhett] Oh, yeah. How is that? Nice? You like that? – You’re beard is very crunchy, Jeremiah. – Alright, this ain’t the only competition we got going on today. Click through to the next video to watch us go head to head in an epic wrap battle. But that’s wrap with a w. Don’t get too excited. (fast techno music) – [Rhett] You’re beard deserves the best, so get my beard oil to give your mane what it deserves. Available at MYTHICAL.STORE.

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