GMM 1243.4: Ridiculous Gift Wrapping Challenge

Now I am a very big believer in the gift bag because a. I’m not very good at wrapping gifts, and b. When you give somebody a gift in a gift bag, they get two gifts, the gift and the bag. – Well that is gonna set you up for failure sir, because this is a gift wrapping challenge. – Oh, as if your a great gift wrapper? When was the last time you wrapped a gift that wasn’t on this show? – Well I’m not a believer in bags, I’m just saying. – Okay. – So we’re going to see who can wrap presents the best. We’re gonna be given random items, and then Stevie is gonna come in and judge who did the better job. The loser at the end of this thing has to be turned into a human present. – Oh come on. – Hello gentleman. – Hello Stevie, judge. – You see before you two items that may be hard for you to wrap, or will they be hard for you to wrap? – Oh, we’re about to find out. – That is the question. – Okay, now the cacti are different I will say. – Yeah, mine looks more difficult. – But mine looks very pettable, but then when I touch it it’s dangerous. – Don’t touch it – That’s ill advised. I’m gonna leave you guys. Your going too access these items behind you, wrap these to the best of your ability. Then I’m gonna pop over to the other side of you, surprise you, and judge the heck out of you. Are you ready? – Yep – Okay, on your mark, get set, go! – Ow! I’m trying to get the top on this. – That looks really really good. – Alright, I’m back. I have emerged. – Hello, stop, stop Link – Alright, mine’s ready. – I feel like I need a little …. – Oh, I didn’t even notice that. (laughing) – I need a little explanation. Maybe a one liner from you both about what your inspiration was. Rhett, if you would like to go first. – What I thought was a really good idea was to go with the green, I see that Link followed suit, because I want people to know, I like to give people a little clue with what they’re gonna get. So I went with green, but hey it’s still christmas, this could clearly be a birthday present. This is obviously a christmas present, and then … – Wrap it up! – I left this little flap just so you could know where to pull from. – I think he’s trying to account for the fact that he exposed the underside of wrapping paper, which is a big no no. I don’t need to tell you that. – It’s a pull tab Link. – Now mine, it’s interesting that you said you want to give people a hint, because that was exactly my thought. I wanted mine to look like a cactus on the outside … – Mh, hmm – And then when you unwrap it, you are like, oh it’s a cactus cause it did look like one … – Mh, hmm – Then it is one. – I don’t think there’s any guess. You know your getting a plant here. There’s dirt exposed. – I was, the key to mine being great is the ease with which you can unwrap it, right. All you got to do is that. – Oh! And then it’s done. – You wanna see how easy it is to pull my tab. – Look you can even rewrap it and regift it. – Yes, we will make unwrapping also a part of this. – Watch this, look. – Look how easy you can rewrap it and regift it. – Well watch this Link, you just tell a small child, “pull that tab” and then they get to come back. – No holds barred Stevie, let us know. – I …. – It’s that easy. – I know every decision I make is going to be highly controversial but Link I’m gonna have to give this round to you. – Oh come on! – I felt like your artistic interpretation really nailed it. – Okay guys, I’m sure you really don’t know what is underneath Chase and I right now, but it’s your next item that you have to wrap. – I can see it. – Okay, fine. It’s a fully put together puzzle. – Oh, I got a sea turtle. – I got puppies. – Puppies!! (laugh) – This is challenging I can see. – Yes, the challenge is to not unpeice the puzzle. I don’t know how well your gonna do with that part, but you know what, I believe in you, and we’re gonna start the time right now. – Where’s my tape? Somebody tell me … Where’s my tape? Did you take my tape? – NO! – Alright guys. Link? – He took my tape Stevie! – Say time Stevie! – I think it’s time Link, Link, Link. – NO! Judge him first, judge the cheater first. – But your still wrapping your gift. – Oh come on, I mean this is taking extra time. – Okay, so this is … – DONE! – Okay, so there’s a test that we need to do here. So we’re gonna go with the unwrapping again … – Oh – But in this unwrapping, I want to see how intact your puzzles are … – Okay – After you unwrap, so Rhett. – The first thing that you have to do is, you have to remove all the ribbons. Which is just easy as this. (laughing) Now, that’s – How do you transport? – You got to admit that’s pretty slick. (laughing) and then the next thing is mine is tapped to the table, because that’s the key to keeping it stable. It’s a little rhyme that my momma taught me, the key to keepin it stable, oh gosh. – Oh, what happened? – Ignore, as you can see. Really the reason that you do this is because, you wanna tell the kid, “Hey, I got you a puppy puzzle!” And then they’re like, ” well what do I do with it?” And I’m like, “You add the second puppy.” – Got it. Okay, Link? – Cause really, what is the point in giving somebody a completed puzzle, right? – So your siding with Rhett in this one? – You better be careful, cause I think yours is probably intact. – Oh yeah, okay. This is how you open it. You just pull here. – Did you tape to your puzzle? Yep, okay. – See that comes off. – What’s the fun in that? – Right there, that’s it. – Wow – What’s the fun in that? – Boom, one piece missing, I left one piece and a little bit of stuff stuff stuff, for the somethin’ somethin’. – Mine is like, all you got to do is flip. – Stevie, what’s the …. – Oh man … – What’s the most satisfying part of making a puzzle? Putting on the last piece. – Or when you can’t find the last piece, which I’m afraid that … – Here it is! – Okay, so you purposefully did that part? – Yeah, I did that purposefully so that you, judge Stevie, cause this gift is for you by the way … – Thank you! – I wanted you to have this puzzle and I wanted you to experience the funnest part… – Okay, this is comepletley inappropriate – You completed this puzzle, you did it. – Thank you – I haven’t done anything to appeal directly to you, I’m just appealing to the general masses, and trying to teach kids a lesson. – My puzzle is completely intact. – I’m gonna have to give it to Link again. – NOOOOO – I’m sorry, but you know what, I’ll make the third round worth two points. – Oh so I can tie. – Yeah. Guys I have some bad news. (chuckling) It was the overwhelming opinion of the crew, that you both cheated, and are cheaters … – Oh I cheated when he stole my tape? – Well, you went past the time … – You just kept going when she showed up. – Well your both in the wrong … – Okay. – I’ll be in the wrong as well, so this round is sudden death, whoever gets this round gets the whole thing. – That’s fair. – I personally think it’s the best round yet because it’s the most delicious round yet. It’s just chocolate pudding, catch being that you can’t use this bowl, so please dump your pudding, I don’t think I’ve ever said that before, and do with it what you’d like. – It’s just loose pudding. – It’s just loose pudding. Beginning, right now. – I love pudding. That is good. I think this is going to help absorb some of the pudding. [Stevie] Five, four, three, two, one, TIME. – Woohoo! – BOOM!! – Having a little trouble over there Neil. – Well it’s all about the angle that you look at it at. Now that’s the angle. – That looks like something I would not want to touch on Christmas morning. – Alright, we’re gonna do a little role play here. – Okay. – So, if you were … – You’ve got it all over your face as well. – This is Christmas morning, Rhett you will be playing the child receiving this gift. – Yeah – Please begin. – “Hey dad, giggily.” “That’s right son.” Can I play both characters? – (giggling) Yes. – “That’s right son, you just need a little knife, or scissors, you know how we let you play with those.” ” What do I do with it dad?” ” You puncture it in the side son.” ” And then what do I do dad?” ” You squeeze it into your mouth son.” ” Dad, it’s not coming.” “Well, you got to hit it again guy.” – [Stevie] Uh oh, uh oh. – ” Now you squeeze it in your mouth son.” – There’s no pudding in there, is there? There’s no freaking pudding, there it is. (grunting) – ” I love you dad!!” (laughing) ” Your the best dad!” (spitting) (grunting) – “Oh gosh, I still love you dad.” (laughing) – Okay. – I still love you dad. – Alright, okay Link, your turn. – ” Hey dad, hey dad, can I open this present first?” ” That’s right son, you can open this one first. All you got to do it pick it up, then you take your knife,” – No, no, no, no – “Then you just go through there, and then …. ” (laughing) – Then you pull bows out. (laughing) – “Pull your bows out son. Then you just, there we go.” – Okay. Okay. – Kind of a different experience. (laughing) – ” Thanks dad. You shouldn’t have.” – Alright. I think …. – “It’s what I’ve always wanted.” – Well, Rhett, I think, I think you won. (celebration) – Congratulations. – But I had a lot of fun. – Yeah you did. (laughing) – No, no don’t do that. Oh gosh, Link. Well she is wearing a leather jacket. It’s okay. – Yeah, it pudding proof. – So I’m gonna wrap you up a Good Mythical More. – Thank you for liking comedy and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – I’m Jamie. – And I’m JB. – And we’re in New Bremen, Ohio in front of the world’s largest pumpkin pie pan. – And I just dominated the pie eating contest. And it’s time to spin the wheel … [Unison] Of mythicality. – Ohhhhhh – That’s a big pie pan. – Yeah! – Now remember click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. – Click the top link to watch us turn me into a human Christmas present in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the wheel of mythicality is going to land.

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