Today we’re going Christmas balls to the wall in our Christmas song challenge. – Uh, let’s talk about that. (playful theme music) – Good Mythical Morning. – Today we are going to get secretive with Jack Black, see if this year’s hottest toys are fun for daddies, and find out if you can tell the difference between fake people and reality stars. But first, we’re taking Christmas songs from boring to banger. – [Rhett] It’s time for, – [Jack] The Christmas Song Challenge. – Welcome to the show Mr. Jack Black. (applause) – Hello Jack Black. Thanks for being right here. – Are you kidding me, thank you for having me. – It’s a mythical welcome. Alright, here’s how this is gonna work, we have two Santa hats, I have one of ’em, Rhett you have the other one over there. – Yes I do. – In one hat, we have regular old boring Christmas songs. – This one. – In the other hat, we have royalty-free instrumental tracks, totes legal for us to use from our music library. – It’s hard for me to decide which one to reach into, do I have a choice? – No, you gotta do both. – Oh, got it. – We’re gonna take turns reaching into both, put that together in order to create a fantastic new Christmas song. No warmup, – Oh, that’s exciting. – No rehearsal, no planning. – We keep it rough, yes. – Sound good? – I feel good about this. – Okay, and I’m gonna – I don’t. – Go first, and I’m going to grab my Christmas song. – Seems like he kinda peeked. – Don’t peek man. – Looked like he kinda looked at, yeah, there you go. – And then, so what is that? – The picking police over here. Joy to the World. – Boring. – Yeah, that’s what I was gonna say. – And, no peeks, my song is going to be Seattle Grunge. – Seattle grunge style. – Here we go. – Go for it Rhett. – Hit it. (grunge style track plays) ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Joy to the world ♪ ♪ The lord has come, let Earth receive her king ♪ ♪ Let every heart prepare him room ♪ ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪ ♪ And heaven and nature, and heaven and nature ♪ ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪ ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪ ♪ And heaven, and a heaven and a nature sing ♪ ♪ And prepare him room, yeah ♪ (applause) – Dang, that was hot. – That was pretty good. – Color me impressed, man. – There was some Springsteen kind of thing going. – Yeah, it really fit, they came together in a really unusually expected way. – I think – Like a zombie dance. – We may have a Christmas hit on our hands. – Yeah, yeah we do. Okay Link, your turn bruh. – Me second. – Oh man. Here we go. – I picked the, oh this is– – Can you go out of order? – This is the style, so the style is called Opening Night. – Is that a style? – I think that’s the name of the track. – Opening Night is the name of the track. – These are just names of tracks. – And then what is the tired old song, O Come All Ye Faithful. – I’ve heard of that one. – Now sing it in an opening night style. – Okay, hit it. (Broadway show style tune plays) – Any second now. We’re gonna come together faithfully, yeah. Come on let’s get to it, here we go. ♪ O come all ye faithful ♪ ♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪ ♪ O come ye, o come ye to Bethlehem ♪ ♪ Yeah, Bethlehem, yeah ♪ ♪ Come and behold him ♪ ♪ Born the king of the angels ♪ ♪ O come let us adore him ♪ ♪ O come let us adore him ♪ ♪ O come let us adore him ♪ ♪ Christ the lord ♪ (applause) – Wow, wow. That was strong. – Quite an intro on that one. – Yeah, I was like when is it gonna drop? – That was one of those, as soon as you started, we knew it was like Broadway style, that’s what Opening Night meant. – Opening Night, now we know what it is. Okay Jack your turn. – 1950s Broadway, and then it got crazy blasphemous at the end, okay here we go, ready. – Christmas songs on this side. – I like to shake ’em up. – Shake it. What song are you gonna change up? – I’m excited, 12 Days of Christmas. This is a powerful jam that I was thinking about today. ‘Cause what if there, nobody celebrates all 12 days. – No, I don’t even know what that means. – That’d be a lot of presents, everyone only celebrates the one day of Christmas. And if you’re half-Jewish and half-Christian like me, that’s 20 days of presents bruh. Okay 12 Days of Christmas plus Lovin’ Chill. – Lovin’ Chill. – And as we know, I don’t need to know what that means. I’ll find out when my music starts. Am I supposed to say something? Does the music just start? Am I supposed to say ready? Ready. (R&B style track plays) ♪ On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me ♪ ♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me ♪ ♪ Two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me ♪ ♪ Three French hens, two turtle doves ♪ ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ You know it’s true, and that is the end of the song ♪ ♪ We’re not singing them all, thank you ♪ (applause) – Once you get the partridge in the pear tree, you need not need the other gifts. – Right, ’cause I think we knew where it was gonna go for the next nine days. – Did I stop short? ‘Cause it seemed like I only did three of the 12. – You left me wanting more, but I was very happy with what I got. – Maybe you’ll get it again and you can finish. – Oh dude, check this out, I have powers. – That’s functional Jack. – I did that with my powers. Sorry I didn’t realize, I accidentally kicked it, and then I, okay. – Okay, here we go, here’s my song, O Little Town of Bethlehem. – Royalty-free track. – Oh that was the royalty, no that was the song, I never heard of that one, O Little Town of Bethlehem. – Nashville Boulevard. I hope this is what I think it is. – I think there’s gonna be some country sauce coming up. – Twang. – Hit it. (Country style track plays) Oh yeah. ♪ O Little Town of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪ ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪ ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ ♪ Yet in the dark streets shineth ♪ ♪ The everlasting light ♪ ♪ The hopes and fears of all the years ♪ ♪ Are met in thee tonight ♪ ♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪ ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪ ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ ♪ Town of Bethlehem, O little town of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ You’re so small, but you’re so big in our hearts ♪ ♪ You’re so big, you’re big in our hearts ♪ ♪ Yeah, you’re big in my heart, you’re big in my soul ♪ ♪ But you’re actually little on the map ♪ ♪ I’m gonna end this now ♪ (applause) – You’re small on the map, but you’re big in our hearts. That’s good, that wasn’t in the original. – No it wasn’t. – You took liberties. – That had a real good vibe to it, like a Dolly vibe almost. – You stayed on script for like the first half, and then you went off-roading. It was like, wait a second. – I couldn’t help myself man, that guitar. – It was strong, you were – Kenny Rogers almost. – Speaking from the heart. Speaking in tongues in there. – I’m gonna give an update to Up on the Housetop. – Yeah you are. – And I’m gonna use royalty-free track entitled Tech Intrigue Boyee. Tech Intrigue – I’m intrigued. – My favorite type of intrigue. Okay, here I go. Hit it with some tech intrigue, oh. (electronic dance track plays) ♪ Up on the housetop reindeer, pause ♪ ♪ Out jumps good ol’ Santa Claus ♪ ♪ Down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪ ♪ All for the little ones with the Christmas joy ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, who wouldn’t go, go, go ♪ ♪ Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, who wouldn’t go, go, go, Go ♪ ♪ Up on the housetop, clickety, click, click, click ♪ ♪ Down with the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ ♪ First comes the stocking of Little, Little Nell ♪ ♪ Oh dear Santa won’t you fill it well ♪ ♪ Oh dear Santa won’t you fill it well ♪ ♪ Oh dear Santa won’t you, this is getting weird ♪ ♪ Give her a dolly that laughs and cries ♪ ♪ One that can open and shut its eyes ♪ ♪ Who wouldn’t go ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who wouldn’t go ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who wouldn’t go ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, clickety, click, click, click, click, click, click ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho, clickety, click, click, click, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Clickety click, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Clickety click, ho, ho, ho, ho, Saint Nick, yeah ♪ (applause) – Oh my god. – You made Santa seem dirty. – I know, I was like, I gotta move on from that lyric. – What’s Santa doing up on the rooftop? – It was amazing how that genre fit in right with the clickety, click, click, ho, ho, ho. That was amazing. Is it my turn now? – Yes. – Yeah. – Let me get some of that. – Pull out a tired carol. – Metal March. – Okay, that must be the genre. – That’s the genre. That’s gonna be some heavy metal stylings. – Metal March. – Right up my alley there. Let’s see what we got here, Silent Night. – Got a little juxtaposition happening. – Metal March and a Silent Night. Now I’m nervous. Hit it. (heavy metal track plays) ♪ Silent Night ♪ ♪ Holy Night ♪ ♪ All is calm and all is bright ♪ ♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ ♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪ ♪ Take off his head, rip it to shreds ♪ ♪ Round yon virgin ♪ ♪ Mother and child ♪ (applause) – Oh my. Oh my. – Oh man, dude. – Too much? – That was the most unsilent night that I’ve ever witnessed. – What happened to Santa? – I think he’s done for the day. – He was a willing sacrifice in the name of metal. – I think I left some esophagus tissue out on the dance floor. – We’ll gather it up and send it along to you. – That was good man. – Thank you Mr. Jack Black for rocking out with us, and Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is in theaters today. Stick around to see more of Mr. Jack Black as we find out his big secrets. – [Link] Cap, cap, hooray, you can get a GMM baseball cap at Mythical.store. You can get other stuff, too, but isn’t this hat great?