(upbeat music) – We’re still hanging out with the Jack Black here, super pumped about that, ’cause we’re huge fans, – Oh, thanks, man. – and we wanna know your secrets, – Oh, well– – and we want you to know our secrets. – Okay, you guys, I can roll with this game of secrets. – (laughs) Yes, here’s what we’re gonna do, we have a stack of conversation starters in front of us, these are all conversation starters from ConversationStartersWorld.com, our favorite conversation starting website. (laughing) – Just my favorite website. – yeah, period, we also have a stack of secrets, – Ooh. – now we’re gonna have a conversation about our topic, but we each are gonna have a secret and you’re trying to kind of give clues as to what your secret is, as you answer these, as we have this conversation. – You gotta hint at it. – Yeah, and then when you think you know somebody’s secret, you guess it and if you guess it correctly, you collect their secret card and then they have to get a new one and then the person with the most secret cards at the end wins the game. – Man. – We can also change the conversation at any point that we want, any one of us can reach here and change that and we’ll put these, well, let’s you take a secret first. – Let’s just take a secret, do you want that one? – I’m gonna take my, this’ll be mine. – Let me take this one, let’s each look, okay. Okay, I’ve got mine. – This is complex. – You got yours? – I got mine. – What is it? (audience laughing) – Ah-ha! (laughs) – You passed. – Here we go, conversation, who is your oldest friend? How did you meet them? – My oldest friend is Kyle Gass in my band, Tenacious D, and I met him on the day that his dog died. (laughs) (audience laughing) It was a sad day, but it was just a cool time to make like an emotional connection with someone and then he told me that also, he was in trouble with the law. (laughs) (laughing) – Oh, I have no idea what your secret is. (laughs) – Well, I’m gonna talk some more about it later, when I think of some more things to say. – Well– – You know, Rhett and I, we’ve been friends since first grade, it’s funny, with all the time we’ve been together, it’s like none of it happens on the court, that I frequent, ha. (audience laughing) – The court? – Yeah. – Well, you know, my oldest friend is a link, – A link or the Link? – Yeah, you know, there are times– – Me? – There are times, when I think about going back and you know, observing him, like when he was a kid, but then I’m like, nah. (audience laughing) – Wow. – This is a great conversation. – You know what, that makes me think of a time traveler, who went back in time to kill Hitler, but then instead he killed a good person, like Abraham Lincoln. (laughs) (audience laughing) – Are you a time traveler? And do you laugh at inappropriate things? – Yes! – Oh, you guessed two in a row? – Yeah. – you did? You’re a time traveler? – I’ve taken both secrets. – That’s only half. – So you laugh– – I laugh at inappropriate times. – Inappropriate things, okay so– – Get another secret, Jack. – Does that mean I win, but you took my secret? – Well, you know. – I think you’re right, I think you should keep the secret, I’m changing the game, he gave good hints, he deserves a secret. – But I feel like we should both get a point. – Yeah, I get a point too. – He’s the only one, who should not get a point. – We both get points, – but I– – and you don’t get a point. – but you were half right about me. (laughing) because he said time traveler first, he said, “That reminds me of a time traveler,” that went back. – Are you a time traveler? – Yes, but, nah, (laughs). – [Together] You’re a reluctant time traveler. – Yeah. – We both get two points. – We’ve said it literally. – I’m a time traveler, but I choose not to. – Oh. – Oh. – Okay, new secret and new conversation, – I’m gonna let you have that one. – So we decided we both get points. – Alright, I still have my secret, because you know, what’s the new conversation? – New here, you’re going early. Okay, new conversation, what’s your favorite way to waste time? – Hm, well, you know, I don’t consider one of my main hobbies a waste of time, because it requires a lot of skill and– – Are you a tennis player? – and not many people can do it, unless they’re on a quarter of beach. – Are you a volleyballer? – No. – are you a professional volleyballer? – No– – Are you a basketball player, that likes to play volleyball? – Don’t insult me like that, guys. – A court or a beach? – You guys are a racket. – You play badmin, – Oh, you’re a tennis player? – Are you a badmintoner? – Yes. – Ah-ha! – Oh, man. – So we both get a point, this is so complicated, I love it. – What was your name again? – Name’s Rhett. – Rhett, sorry about that. (audience laughing) So did you have a favorite way to waste time, did you say that already? – Yeah, but– – What was your name again? – Rhett. – Rhett, Rhett, did you say that you did have a way, favorite, ooh, you got an itchy butt? – I like furniture shopping, – Okay. – it’s one of my favorite things to do, I’m very fond of furniture– – What was your name again? – Rhett, are you a guy that needs, that keeps forgetting people’s names? – Close. (audience laughing) – Hey, do you guys want– – So you were playing, was it tennis? – It was badminton, – Oh, right, right, right, right, right, badminton. – but I… – Do you have bad short term memory? – Yes! – Oh! Yes, yes, yes. – two points for each of them, – I have short term memory loss. – one for each. Oh shoot, get yourself a new secret. – You want a new conversation starter? – You got your secret, yeah, let’s get a new conversation started. – What three words best describe you? – Hm, best, the three words that describe me best are Access Hollywood addict. (laughs) (audience laughing) Zar. – Do you love Mario Lopez? (audience laughing) – Who doesn’t? Yes! (laughing) – Whoa! – That was a good one. – Dang, what was the conversation starter? – Four points, three points, two points. – The conversation starter is what three words best describe you? – Oh right, – Gosh. – three words that, dude, (audience laughing) all I can think of is itchy butt, there must be something else, oh, you have an uncomfortable chair? – Yes! (laughs) – Yes. – (laughs) Get a new secret. – Okay, yes. – My three, the three best words, that best describe me… are zany… genuine, – Like the singer? – And tell it to the spaceman, (audience laughing) – Tell it to the spaceman. – Well, anyway, it’s like I always say, if it ain’t butter, don’t try to spread it. (audience laughing) – Are you a guy who uses bad analogies? Are you– – Close-ish, but like I always say, (laughs) if it ain’t spicy, don’t try the tomatoes. (audience laughing) – Are you a guy who has lots of sayings? – Yeah, I– – Are you a… – Are you a guy, who’s– – you got a lot of catchphrases. – It’s so hard, yeah, I’m always trying to create new catchphrases. – Yeah, you’ve got a whole list there. – Oh my God. – I’m gonna take that. – That’s tough, what am I? – I’ll tell you, the three words that best describe me are– – Yeah, Matt Lauer, tell me. – Immortal, doing better and, man, you’ve got a nice neck. Do you know what? I’m better than that, I’m better than that, I’m better than that, I used to be not better than that, but now I’m better than that. Now, let me… – You’re really envious of necks. – Let me get in there and just, let me just get in there and just. – I’ve no clue what Katie Couric is doing over there. – Oh! – I’m sorry, man, I’m sorry. – Oh, you’re a vampire. You’re a cannibal. You like to eat flesh. – I’m a vampire, but what kind? – Are you a neck-obsessed vampire? – I’m doing good, I go to a meeting. – you’re in recovery, you’re a recovering vampire. – Yes, I’m a recovering vampire. – Recovering vampire. – Okay, well, who, – Yeah, remember. – let’s see how many secrets we got. – Alright, so you’ve got six points, you’ve got six points, I’ve got four points, you guys tied. – We’re tied, Jack – Yeah! – and the winner gets the special secret. – A big old secret. – We’re gonna have to share this, buddy. – Oh man, Link, if you’d just had two more secrets, we would’ve opened a portal to Hell. (laughing) – Alright, well perhaps some secrets are best kept hidden, Jack. – Yes. – Thanks for letting us in on all of the weirdest secrets, before we started and afterward, when we hang out more and you just tell us all type of secrets. – And I’m gonna spill another secret, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is in theaters today. – Keep watching to find out if this year’s hottest toys are fun for daddy. – Yeah. – [Link] Get a whiff of this, our brand new fragrance, Mythical No.9, available at Mythical.store for guys and gals.