(upbeat music) – We’re back, and you’re back. What a coincidence. – It is, Rhett. Every holiday season, parents lose their mind searching for the perfect toy to buy for their children, to make them shut up. – That’s right, so we’re checking the list of this year’s hottest toys and hacking them to find out, Are These Toys Fun For Daddy? (train bell rings) – Oh boy. – We’re both daddies. – Oh, yeah, we are. – And you know what, whenever the kids get something, I’m always like, what’s in it for me? How am I gonna make this gift that they get for Christmas fun for Daddy? – Yeah, Daddy’s gotta have some fun. Let’s get started with one that is on the list of Forbes Hottest Toys of 2017. This is the Soggy Doggy board game. – So, basically, you roll the dice, or a die. I’m always confused about that. – And then you land on these different things, 1’s or 2’s, and you can do a couple of things. You can push this down, push the paw down. – Push it. And there’s water loaded in the tub. – And you can see that the doggy’s getting soggy. – Oh yeah, he’s getting a bath. Move it that way and then move it back this way. Get his tail soggy. – And then eventually– – Get it real soggy. – You hit this thing, or you hit this crank, and then what happens is, it’s all kinda comin’ out. Then you hit this crank a few times. – It’s kinda like– – Russian Roulette situation. – When’s it gonna go? – And then eventually, (mechanical squeaking) (Rhett and Link fake surprise) Now I gotta say, that’s pretty fun for Daddy as it is. (chuckling) I mean, I had fun with that. – When I wash the dog, you know, I’m always trying to hold onto Jade after she’s fully rinsed so that she won’t do the shaky thing until I have a towel to cover myself. – Well yeah, this is for– – I actually don’t like this game. – This is for people who just can’t get enough dog bathing. You know, those folks. – But, we got another one here. Could use the same one but I’ve got a double. This is the Daddy double. – Daddy version. – And we’re like what can you do with that for Daddy? Well, you can put some hot coffee down in there. You gotta load it up. Load it up with some– – Daddy likes coffee. – Daddy like. – Oh gosh, it’s just completely leaking out of your tub there. – Oh goodness. – We both have paper towels. – Daddy’s– – We’re always ready. – Daddy made a spill. Daddy did an oopsie. – Daddy made a mess. Gosh, Daddy won’t stop leaking. – I kinda poured too much coffee in there. – Yeah, kinda. – Daddy gotta learn his lesson. – What’s Daddy gonna do with that coffee? – At that point, then, you’re like, “Okay, I can go over here and I can use my big daddy voice.” – Oh gosh, I’m glad I’m not around when you start using that voice. – I would like some coffee. – Can I have a cup, too, Link? – I’m making one for ya. – Oh. – From one daddy to another. – Well, Daddy, that’s gonna take a long time. – Yes, you get a little– – Daddy’s gotta be places. Daddy can’t wait on this Daddy to make his coffee because there’s a swallow in there and that’s about it. – It’s kinda like a finger workout. There you go. Dad. And then, of course, you can still bathe the… – I can’t say it got better when it went through that toy. – Did it taste toyish? – What about this part though? (mechanical squeaking) (Link yells out) Get a cup. Get a cup, catch some of it. Too late. – Nothing, nothing. Nothing at all. – I think we made that a little bit more fun for Daddy. – Daddy had lots of fun. Alright, so let’s clear that out. I’mma move that that way. I’mma clean this off ’cause I gotta make a nice landing pad for my Hatchimal. Bring in the packaging first ’cause I wanna show ’em what it looks like up top. Washington Post says this is one of their hottest toys. – I’ve heard about these. – Washington Post does not make this. Their opinion was that it was pretty hot. So, inside– – You basically– – There’s an egg. – It comes on this platform. – That over the course of many hours, you can rub it, you can sit on it. You can incubate it and love it. – You take it out of this thing, and then it releases this little thing, and then you rub it. And then– – Don’t just rub it like that. Baby, you basically just baby it. – No, you specifically rub the bottom is what I was told. – That doesn’t seem right to me but, I’m a Daddy, I’m not a kid. – You at least gotta rub the bottom a little bit. – And then after many hours of rubbing it in whatever way you see fit, (laughter) it starts to hatch. – This is actually pretty cool. – This one has completely hatched and, the way that it’s broken out here, it did this. – Yeah, the bird did it. – The bird did that. – And then, it’s– – Just like a real bird. – Just like a real bird would, and then, or a dinosaur. – Or a dinosaur. They’re related. – And, I’mma pull this, then you pull it out, and I’mma turn it on (click), and it’s basically like a Furbie– – Momma. – That you hatch. – It has a switch, just like a real bird. – Hello. Who’s your Daddy? Huh? – It’s going to imprint on you, Link, if you touch it too much. – And then it– – Is it saying? – Hold it. – Is it saying intelligible things? – It makes weird noises. (Hatchimal coos) – Okay. – That’s not fun for Daddy. I mean, I guess, (Hatchimal coos) – That’s what it, that’s what it does when you spank it. – Daddy’s already had enough of this. But you know what Daddy hasn’t had enough of? Wings and Things. (laughing) This is a Daddy Hatchimal. Hold this stick, oh, okay, hold that. – I’ll just take one of these. – I’m just completely helpless. (laughter) – Daddy like. – Daddy likes to dip his wings. – [Link] You want some? – I’m not gonna deal with those wings, I’m gonna deal with these wings. – I guess what we’re saying is, once the kid gets this weird creepy thing, then you got a perfect holster for all of your Daddy dishes. – That’s right. – Be quiet. Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! – Daddy’s getting satisfied over here. – The thing I like about this that a Furbie doesn’t have, an off switch. So I’m gonna shove that– – You can’t turn Furbies off? – You cannot. – Why do you know so much about Furbies? – My wife was into Furbies. – As a child? – Weird. – She was like– – Or as a woman? – She was like, who’s your Mommy? – Okay. Now, we also have, – That’s very good. – Another hot toy of 2017. The Emoji pillow. – Now this may just look like a pillow emoji but it’s actually just a pillow emoji. – Yeah, right. – It’s nothing else to it. – There’s no batteries. I’ve fully felt it. – It doesn’t hatch from anything. It doesn’t, well, it could get wet but it doesn’t shake itself. – It doesn’t change, it can’t become a sad emoji. It’s just a smiling emoji, but you can apparently get the smiling poop emoji as well. This is not enough support for Daddy. – No. – Daddy’s got spine issues. He’s gotta have a Tempur-Pedic pillow. Daddy’s not happy with this thing. – But this is perfect for the holiday season. It can really be useful for Daddy. I don’t know if it’s fun, but it’s helpful for Daddy. When you gotta go to the in-laws’ and endure them complaining about shingles and politics, you sit down in the living room, you bring this thing in there, and you say, nothing to see here, in-laws. – Of course holding it there’s gonna get a little awkward so let me just make sure you’re secured. – [Link] Okay. Now I don’t contribute in the conversations at my in-laws’ house anyway so it’s not like they’re gonna notice anything’s different. – Look at that, he’s happy all the time. ♪ I love being at my in-laws’ house ♪ ♪ Sittin’ on the couch watching local news ♪ (laughter) – Look at that. Wow, that is a good look for the holidays. ♪ Time to watch Price Is Right again ♪ It’s that time of year. – Alright, click through to see if we can tell the difference between fake people or reality stars. – [Link] Go way back with us with our Rhett and Link Friendship tee, available at Mythical.store.