Today we’re going to see nothing, hear nothing and speak nothing. – Let’s talk about that. (playful theme music) – Good Mythical Morning. – Let’s give a warm mythical welcome to star of the Big Bang Theory and author of Girling Up and the forthcoming Bullying Up our friend Mayim Bialik. – Hey, good morning. – Hello Mayim. – Hi. – Okay, now we’ve collaborated on many things. This show before, and now again right now. – Yes. – Yes. – A podcast, Ear Biscuits, and also Buddy System, season two, you make a sweet morgue moment happen. – Yes, I do. – But today, we are truly going to test how well we work together. It’s time for, the Three Monkeys Challenge. – Okay, so in every round, one of us is going to be the speak no evil monkey, who can’t talk, one of us will be the hear no evil monkey, who’s gonna be wearing noise-canceling headphones, and one of us will be the see no evil monkey, who is blindfolded. – And then we have to work together to execute a series of tasks, and if we do, we win a prize. – There’s a prize? – Yeah. – Mayim, are you ready? – I’m ready for the prize. – Go Team Monkey! (monkey noises) – Okay speak no evil monkey. – Okay, I’m readY! – Hear no evil monkey please be quiet, I know you can’t hear me, but speak no evil monkey – Can’t hear you. – Please take the first objective card and then let’s get started. – [Stevie] Okay, here you go, three, two, one, go. (tribal drum music) – Waiting on my first instruction. – It’s just me and you Mayim. Is this complicated? It’s complicated. Okay, it’s a– Alright, it’s oh, a pizza. – Grab the pizza. – Pizz, okay, I see that there’s dough here, yes, yes, pizza dough. – Make a pizza. – Not pizza dough, okay, belly, oh it hurts. Gluten, gluten pizza. – [Rhett] Link, I think, I think I’m gonna make a pizza. – Don’t do that, that’s wrong! – Oh gosh, why! – That’s the wrong one, gluten-free dough, yes. Yes, okay, grab the gluten-free dough> – What is that, – Grah the gluten-free dough – That’s not dough. – To your far left. – That’s tomato sauce. – You’re in the tomato sauce. – That’s tomato sauce – Listen to me, I know you can hear me, toward me, toward me. – Oh dough! – No, no, no, no, wrong one, keep going. No, no, no, no, no. – Dough! – No, towards me. One more, yeah. – Dough! Alright throw that on the pizza pan, what’s the next clue? Alright, so you roll that out. Roll it out like a pizza. – [Rhett] Yeah, roll it out, like a pizza. – Oh, there you go. Right, we gotta put some sauce, what kind of sauce? Bam, spicy. Oh yeah, that’s it right there, pour that in the middle, yeah. Now we’re cooking. Alright, so now we gotta put some toppings. – [Rhett] Toppings, toppings, toppings. – Toppings. – These are the toppings. – What toppings? Any toppings will do. Cheese, duh. Cheese. – That’s jalapenos. – Grab the cheese, right here Rhett, towards me. – Is this cheese? – Towards me. No, all the way to your left. A big log of cheese. What? I don’t see any other cheese, what is the cheese? Cheese made out of– – Cheese? – Oh, is that cheese? – Vegan cheese. – Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, put that on there. There you go, what’s next? Oh, a hula girl. Hula, – Straw? – Hula, hula, hula. – Straw? – Pineapple. – Straw? – Pineapple! – Straw. – Pineapple, alright, right over here. Right under your right hand. Keep going, there you go. Nope, nope, nope, nope, too far. Right there, nope, nope, nope, in front of you. There you go, to your right, no, yes. Put it on the pizza. – Okay, I think I got something beautiful happening here. – Another pizza. Same pizza. Oh goodness. Okay, you gotta toss the pizza, which should’ve been done before the toppings went on, but do it anyway. It says put all the toppings on, and then spin the pizza like Papa John. There you go, toss it and catch it, how many times? There you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, again. Again! Again! Yeah! Oh goodness. Stop, freeze. – [Rhett] Oh gosh. – Okay, you gotta get that pizza> – [Rhett] Oh gosh, where is it? – And now we gotta open up, and we gotta put it in a box. – Where is the pizza now? Where?!?! – Everywhere! You put the pizza everywhere. – Can this count as the pizza? This counts as the pizza. – Yeah, there we go. There you go, pizza box, there’s some pizza on the pizza box. Not that box, that’s the black box. Yes, that box, the white box. Yeah, there you go> There’s some pi–, no, no, no, under your right hand there’s pizza. – Pizza, got it. – Yes, now put it, open the box, and put it in the box. And put a hole in the box. Do we have it, did we do it? (crew applauds) We did it. Oh my goodness, take your blindfold off. – This is great, it’s beautiful. – Oh man, I’m exhausted. Let’s do this two more times. (monkey noises) As you can see, I’m ready. – [Stevie] Okay, here we go, three, two, one. (tribal drum music) – Okay, I can speak, I’m speaking. I’m not screaming like you were! – I can speak. – Whoa. A beautiful woman, no, no. – Beautiful woman? – We’re gonna make something, like a statue. – What is this? – You want him to take clay. Take, there’s different kinds of clay, which kind of clay should he use? I thought that was meat, okay, good. – Booty clay, the one that’s the color of poop. So there’s, no, it’s not that one. That one. No, not that, geesh stop. – What is that? – Yeah, reach forward. – Packaging. – [Mayim] No, that’s it, right there, that’s poop-colored clay. – Good gosh, there’s a lot of it. – It’s heavy, okay. – Oh my goodness. – There’s plastic on the bottom, okay. Turn it, turn it. There’s a– This? So there’s a, I don’t know what that’s called. Move to your lefT, take two steps to your left. – Oh, is this a potter wheel? – Careful, careful, careful. Hold on. – I bet this is– – Don’t hurt yourself. Put the clay on the thing. Stop, let’s see what we have to do next. You want him to, – I bet there’s a– – shape it? – [Link] Is there a switch? Can you speak up? – Hug it. Put in on your head, make a mask. Make a hat, make a person. We’re gonna mold a torso. Just a head and should– and breasts. Big breasts, what’s happening? From the chest up, we’re gonna make that clay – A bust. – Into something from the chest up. – A bust. – A bust? – A bust. You’re squeezing it in weird ways right now. Okay, and a face? Oh, eyes, he has to, oh, okay, okay, okay. So I want you to, stop, wait, okay, that’s good, that’s good, that looks like a head, that looks like a head. Can you, there’s a front of it, I want it smoother, smoother on the fr–, no like the face where the head would be, good. Make it like a little pretty so we could put some eyes on it. Okay, good, okay, stop. – I’ve got it, I’m doing it. – Stop, stop. Let’s get some eyes. Move to your right three steps, leave the clay. Okay, whoa, stop. There are googly eyes. Any size googly eyes? – Any size? – So pick two that feel right to you, and place them on the front, good, head. You gotta push, like give it a little force. – Yes, got it, two eyes. – Well that’s looking very nice, good job. – [Link] Now what? – We’re gonna take a spritz gun, we’re gonna spritz it, why are we spritzing it? We’re gonna get it wet, it needs to be wet. No, stop, stop, that’s peanut butter, stop. – Oh, yeah, peanut butter. – No, not that, don’t eat that. That looks like lard, don’t eat that. Come back over to your clay, okay, there are spray bottles in front of you, and there’s a clear one, wait, hold on, whoa, hold on, wait. Okay, spritz the clay. Don’t spritz me, that’s enough moisture, stop it with the moisture. Now you’re gonna take something you would eat, and you’re gonna make hair out of it. – Yes, this? – This is going really well. – Is this? – No, I don’t, that looks like lard, don’t touch it. Peanut butter? Okay, stop, that’s it. – [Link] Here, this is it, I can tell this is it. – Scoop it up, that’s, no, don’t eat, geesh, why do you have to– – I love it. I cannot not eat peanut butter. – Put it, okay, come back, bring it over, and now make a nice hairdo. Think about what you want the hair to look like. – I will have you know, – I can’t hear you, but you look annoyed with me. – You are yelling like crazy now. – Put the hair on the clay. – You said you weren’t gonna yell. – Put the hair on the clay! – You said you weren’t gonna yell. You started yelling. – I get to micromanage this, put the hair on. Make it look pretty. Stop, that looks great. There’s the, those are the eyes. – Is that it? – It needs to wear glasses. – Oh glasses. – Disco glass, sparkly glasses, no. Olives, oh distinguished, oh, sunglasses. Oh wait, keep, wait, stop. There’s a big fake cheese block to your right, put your, okay, stop. You’ve got your glasses and some ’80s glasses. We want the ’80s ones, no, we want, we want, – These? – Link’s glasses on the, oh yeah, bring ’em over. Put the glasses on, make sure that, yeah, just use the peanut butter as glue basically. Perfect, put it on there, give it a little love, good, slide it down a little bit, great. – That’s it. – Is that it? (crew applauds) – Take my – We did it? – Can you take my blindfold off? Dang, those are my glasses. – You did it. – Dang, that looks good. (monkey noises) – Okay, I’m ready, let’s do this. – [Stevie] Three, two, one, go. (tribal drum music) – Hat with a big brim, hat with a big brim, to your left you have a hat rack – Why are you saying those wordS? – Grab the hat with the big brim, it’s right on top. – Okay, hold on. – No, further left. – [Mayim] Oh, whoa, what’s that? – At the very top of the hat rack, it’s on the very top of the hat rack. Yes, and now, should she put that on herself? Put that on yourself. – [Mayim] Y’all love putting me in hats. – Put the hat on yourself. Perfect, hope you can still see, ha ha. Okay, now, is she gonna grab the sexy white gloves, or is she gonna, okay, yeah. You got some sexy white gloves on your left, on the table, not the rally long unsexy orange ones that are for cleaning, no, to your left. – Oh dear. – Left, all the way to the left, left, yep, yep, yep. Those are, nope, the other, those are oven mitts, that’s not what you want, that’s not sexy, put those down. That’s the sexy ones right there, put ’em on. Yeah, we’re celebrating. – [Mayim] Wait, I wanna pull ’em up. – Now. – Oh, he can’t hear me. – There’s a box in front of you, you’ve got two boxes in front of you, no. Er, what? A box, you’re gonna get inside of a box. – Me? – Oh, the periodic table. Okay, there is a– Five. Talking, okay, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. – What is he? – She’s going to say five elements. – Me? – I want you to say five, what? I don’t understand. I’m confused. Bull. Grass, rabbit, rabbit. Rabbit food. Poop. – Wow. – Kitty litter. Yeah, you have a box of kitty litter in front of you, and I want you to dig into it. – Me? – And grab five things. – Here? – Five balls. – Is this kitty litter? – Am I in the– – Five donuts. – Yes? – Five crullers. Five danishes. Five apple fritters. Five bagels! Yes, grab five bagels, you’ve got one. And I want you to talk about those bagels. – Oh, name what kind of bagels they are? Am I allowed to, oh, should I not be guessing? – I want to say elements and hold up bagels. – I got three. – But you gotta say five of ’em – I got three. I’m making a, I gotta just get in there. What’s happening now? – You gotta say five elements. – Helium, nitrogen, carbon, oxygen, lithium, argon. – Yes! Five, five elements, five bagels – Did she do it? – She did it! She named five elements while finding five bagels in kitty litter. – We won inflatable monkeys. – Yay! – Congratulations. – I’m sure it’s not that used of kitty litter. But here’s some vegan dog food that came with it. – Thank you Mayim for playing. You can watch Mayim in The Big Bang Theory, and check out her website, GrokNation.com. – And keep watching because right now we’re gonna see if we can tell what Korean snacks are just by the packaging. – [Rhett] Look winsome in the wind in winter with this new GMM crew-neck sweatshirt, available at Mythical.store.