(rooster crows and lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Thanks for hanging around with us. We made it through– – Check your voicemail. – Another episode together. – We have a voicemail, let’s check it. – [Narrator] Hi, I’m calling you back. It’s your turn, tag you’re it, ha. Give me a call, bye. – Alright, I’ll be shipping your big wide pants, the prototype is finished. I will call you forthwith. – Did he say tag you’re it? – Tag, you’re it, yeah. I have a lot of relatives who would call and leave a message and they would always say tag you’re it. Seriously. (laughter) What are you laughing at, Stevie? You’re from North Carolina! – [Stevie] I mean, I feel like your stories are just always a little bit more North Carolina than my North Carolina. – I grew up in North Carolina, she grew up in North Carolina. – Yeah, but your relatives don’t live in North Carolina. – Yeah, but they live in Georgia. – Must be a North Carolina thing. Like when you call and someone doesn’t answer you say, “Tag you’re it.” – No, but I think that– – It’s called phone tag for a reason, man. – I’m not saying that that’s only in your family, but I’m saying that you should write a book or you should at least sit all your surviving relatives down and say, “Tell me all you know about– “Tell me all you know,” period and just record them. And then it’s gonna be called All the Neals Know, that’s the name of the doc, I’m the director. – It’s not just the Neals. – All the Neals Know. – We’ll do it directly. – Yeah. It could just be called– – Which means we’ll get to it eventually. – Talking like us, how we talk. – Learn to talk like us. – It’s not a teaching thing, they don’t need to teach anybody we just want to know. – Read this and we’ll learn you how to talk. – Alright bring your meal out. – Bring your meal out, the one you can’t eat. – So my last meal that I wanted– – I want to keep them in suspense. – Is a bucket of fried chicken, a bucket of pudding. – Are you kidding? – And a bucket of beans. – Look at that, they prepared it in case you won. Man, alright. Mythical crew will have a big lunch today, ya’ll. – Triple threat, ya’ll. – I’m gonna eat a little piece of that crunchy. – That wasn’t part of the deal, you eating my meal, you eat your own meal. – I’m the officer. – That’s what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna eat whatever you eat on my side. – Only one of us can be executed. Spitting on (mumbles). Alright um bring mine in. So what I asked for is– – This is the strangest. – A big shack, half a jar of peanut butter. Chocolate chip cookie dough with the chocolate chips removed, a whole log of it. And then one ripe pomegranate. This is what I want when I’m dying, when I’m about to get anestesized or whatever the word is. – You want to deal with something that’s the most difficult fruit to eat on the whole planet right before they chop your head off? – Stall tactic. – He’s still working on his pomegranate dag gomit. Alright we’re gonna have to delay. – A pomegranate is an amazing fruit. It takes work, the more meticulous you are the better the reward. It’s kind of like eating crab legs– – You just dripped some juice. – It’s fine, it’s on the tray. And you know what? It symbolizes fertility. – Yeah you want an aphrodisiac right before you die? That also doesn’t make sense. – Yeah it’s like you know that tunnel of light you see. So first, of course, we invented the big shack. – Hold on, before– The rest of the meal makes sense, I want to spend some time with the pomegranate. You do know the secret, you know the trick to getting the pomegranate to separate? Do ya’ll know about this? – So good guys. – You take the pomegranate and you break it open in a bowl of water and it all– I don’t know which part, everything that’s not a seed floats to the top. And then you skim that off and then you run it through a colander and you’ve got straight seeds. And then you just pop the seeds in handfuls at a time. Just like these beans that I want to do right now. – This burger concoction that we created in a previous Good Mythical Morning, I haven’t stopped thinking about it since then. And I’ve never been happier to be on death row. – The thing is that my meal– – This one is assembled really well. Better than we assembled it in the moment. – My thing is that I request these buckets, but I request no utensils ’cause I had a whole thing, it was gonna be like a one two three. Like a bird. I just wanna get some chicken, I’m gonna get some beans, I’m gonna get some pudding and I’m gonna start over until I can’t eat another bite and then I’m gonna be like, “Take me, take me now I’m as happy as I “possibly can be.” – I’m sure they would put a time limit on it. But you might want to try to talk them into gotta get through all the buckets. You want a bite of mine? I’ll let you have some of my death meal. – I want some of my death meal, let me take a bite of mine. – I’ll let you, go ahead man. A lot of it there. – I’m a breast man. Is that a thigh? – And then I just want, I want you to see what they have done for me. Chocolate chipless cookie dough. I swear we’re gonna have to start developing this if– And I don’t even want to say it because now someone’s scrambling to develop it. It doesn’t exist anywhere. Somebody said it was in ice cream and then I bought the ice cream and it wasn’t in there. It had chips, is what I’m saying. There’s something special and I’m about to taste it and if they didn’t really do it, if they just kind of make it seam like they did it I’m gonna know. (laughter) They did it. – You made somebody work that hard. – They did it, they took a log of chocolate chip cookie dough and they removed the chips for me. – I saw Chase doing it, he was eating every single chip out with his bare mouth. – Who did it? You don’t even know who did it? – I’m telling you I saw Chase, for some reason he was in the bathroom doing it. – Did you do it? – I went in there and he was on the toilet and he had it and he was like, he was picking out the chocolate chips with his tongue and then he smoothed it back over with the back of his hand and put it back on your tray. It was real weird. – The correct way to do this is to eat that after the pomegranate, I think. But I’ve done it backwards. – I want to stick my face in these beans. Not the first time I’ve said that. – But you want other people to be able to eat them? – I don’t want to ruin it because I know we’re gonna set these beans and this pudding out for everybody to enjoy. So I’m gonna spare you guys. – Yeah, I’m not gonna double dip my peanut butter. – We’ll leave this on the counter, 15 minutes later ya’ll will have pudding all over your faces, it’d be completely clean. That’s how it is around here. None of them get paid actual dollars, they just eat all the leftovers. – It’s just such a pleasing thing, like those most satisfying videos ever. Just looking at that and just knowing, this one’s a little rotten on top. – It looks like you busted open an alien, a pregnant alien. – This is turning into an ASMR video. – I would’ve thought that you didn’t like that because you didn’t even like, you don’t even like to eat blackberries because it’s got, like, other parts inside of the blackberries. – No, I love blackberries, you’re wrong. I love these even more because it’s like a fruit with a nut inside of it. Which is awesome. You sit there and you eat it and then a few minutes later you get, I’m chewing on a seed that’s like a nut. – You got a little on your nose. (upbeat music) – I’ll eat this later, guys. I hope the rest of your day is as good as ours is gonna be. (laughter) That’s like something that would be at the end of a Food Network show. Like a friendly old guy with suspenders and britches this big.