GMM 1249.3: Reverse Bell Bottoms | FLIP IT CHALLENGE

(GMM theme) – Hello again, dear friend. – Now everybody seems to just accept that many things in life are the way that they are because someone long ago decided that they should be that way, like all the experimentation is over. Well, we’ve got news for you, folks, it’s not! – Yeah. – Today we’re gonna take popular fashions and see if maybe, just maybe, they’re better in reverse. It’s time for Flip It: Fashion Edition. Alright, first up we have a favorite of glamorous women and short actors, high heels. Now in the Book of Mythicality we feature mythical beast inventions, and one brilliant mind thought of flipping the stiletto concept before this segment was even a twinkle in our eye. So today we are bringing Hannah England’s invention to life with her patent-pending low heels, AKA high toes. Show us what you got, Link! (funky music) (crew laughing) The low heel. – [Link] Coming. Oh, you look great, Rhett. – [Rhett] Oh so do you! – If you look at these from the side– – The profile is really where all the action’s at. – You can see that I’ve got these black heels on the front. – What kind of mobility do you have, could you? – Some high toes, man. – Could you follow me around? – Um, I’m getting a really good stretch in the calves, but I think it’s one of those things where if there’s a moment of emphasis that I wanna make in a conversation with you, I could be like, “But what I really mean is–blah, blah, blah, blah!” – Look, oh, it’s the heel-less high heel! – [Link] And it becomes heel-less high heels. – I’m almost jealous. – And then I could just revert back, (slide whistle going down effect) back to my normal me. It’s just walking and walking. Ooh, it hurts, I’m just gonna go ahead and say, after having ’em on this long, I’m in severe pain like my calves are being stretched to the limit. – They look like the Dutch wooden shoe a little bit. Okay, Link, you be the judge. Does it flip? – Absolutely not. (buzzer) It was the illustrious hipster who popularized the deep V-neck, but lately I’ve observed that a whole bunch of crew necks are walking around on the hip streets of Los Angeles. Maybe deep V-necks need to switch it up by getting flipped up. Make way for the deep V-belly! (funky music) Okay, there it is. He’s strutting his stuff. – It’s not very slimming, (laughs) but I feel so free. – You look like you tried to turn a superhero cape into a T-shirt, or it’s flirting with becoming a superhero cape. – And you can’t, I mean… – You can’t pull it together even if you wanted to? – Could almost. Well there, okay, there you go. You could show up at a party like, “I don’t know what kind of party this is. “Oh, now I know what kind of party this is.” – It’s that kind of party. (crew laughing) – It’s a little awkward to have to hold it. – But then once you let it loose, if it’s that kind of party, are you feeling good to show the flesh pyramid? – I feel like a zipper would be nice. – Don’t backtrack, don’t backtrack, go full flip. – No, what I’ll say is that I feel like I would wanna be amongst friends, you know? I feel like I wouldn’t feel comfortable amongst strangers like this, me personally, you know. – I feel like I wouldn’t want to be friends to be amongst if they were doing that. – Well, you know how like a dog that really trusts you will expose its belly to you? That’s how I am. And it’s like if I trust you, I’ll be like, “You can see the belly. “I know you want to.” But it’s only if you’re a good friend or a confidant. – Maybe if I get a closer look at it I’ll see the genius of it. Oh, oh god. I see your future. It involves us not being friends if you keep this up. – Okay, so does it flip? No, it doesn’t. (buzzer) Okay, fashion goes in cycles, and it seems like we’ve neared the end of the skinny tapered jeans trend, meaning that bell-bottoms are coming back. I think I look pretty good in them. Let’s see if they’re just as trendy flipped upside down. Take a look at Link’s bell-top jeans! – Hey, guys! I’m a little late to the party. Don’t know what kinda party this is, but I wanted to make sure I had a lot of pelvis room. – Oh wow! You look like Humpty Dumpty. I mean, you just need the egg, make an egg. – I forgot to wear the top half of my Humpty Dumpty costume. It’s like it would go right here. Photoshop it on, mythical beast. I don’t know, it’s very comfortable, I feel very secure, I got a little secret elastic bandage happening here. – Oh that’s how, it’s not magic. – It’s keeping ’em up. Yeah, it’s not like constant kinesis of the tele variety. – You got anything in there besides yourself? I’m afraid to look. – No, but if I get cold I could just be like, “Whew, I’m cold, brr, my arms are warm now.” I can be a T-shirt and britches man all year round. – It’s not, I mean, it might be more unflattering than the V-bottom. Let me see the back. Let’s see what the butt looks like, does it do anything for the butt? – [Link] Wha-bamm. (laughter) – It doesn’t do anything for your butt either. – You could put an ad on it. Like lots of room to sell, like big billboard. – You know what you could do though? You could put your phone and your wallet, and you’ll never actually sit on them. You know how sitting on your phone and wallet is bad for your back? They’re on the outside. – I could also put my backpack and my date. I don’t know, think about all the things I could smuggle into like a movie theater. – Yeah, but it might poke out the top. – Like buckets of chicken, man. I could have two buckets of chicken. I could walk around parties and be the chicken bucket man. – Okay, so, does it flip? – Abso-freaking-lutely! I love this! Lastly, we’re gonna take on the iconic ’80s hairstyle, the mullet. As you can see I’m rocking the classic business in the front, party in the back, y’all! But what’s a flipped mullet? Please welcome Rhett and his brand new fullet! (country rock music) I’m right here, stop. Here I am. Okay, give us a little turn first before you part the hair-sies. Oh, see, look at that. Business in the back, and then– – [Rhett] Party in the front. – It’s very emo, like original Smosh if they didn’t wanna see. – Well, I think it’s finally time that I told you all, I’m Sia. (laughter) – Sia doesn’t have a beard, man. Just a couple observations. Doesn’t seem like you can see anything. – I actually can see, it’s like a muted view of the world, like if you’re having a bad day and you don’t really wanna take it all in? – That’s emo. – And also I kinda feel like, again it’s one of those things where I can choose to reveal myself. It’s like I’m constantly at a costume party. – I didn’t think that anyone could look less intelligent than me, and then you came out here. It’s like, “Hey, man, come out here “and top how unintelligent I look.” – I can’t even see what it looks like. That is a problem. But I feel so safe. – You look like you have a wig on backwards. – It’s like when an alligator, when you close an alligator’s eyes and it thinks that it’s by itself and it’s safe, I feel so safe right now. But then when I come out of the world I’m like, “Oh, turns out I’m not safe.” But I can make myself safe again like that, safe again. – Okay, but does the mullet flip? – Yes, (bell rings) yes it does. – Okay, fine. I’m glad you can live in that world, but I’m not joining you, but if you ever wanna get in my pants there’s plenty of room. – Oh gosh. – Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Bryce. – I’m Isaac. – I’m Jaden. – I’m Alex. – And I’m Isaac. – And we are at Resurrection Pass Trail in Alaska. – And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! – Be careful out there. Click the bottom link to watch today’s episode from the beginning. – And click the top link to watch us eat my death row meal choice in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s going to land. Get comfy and cozy in a mythical hoodie, available at mythical.store.

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