What does bleach do to meat? – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) – Good mythical morning. – Today, Mike and Alex get coated in peanut butter and mauled by a pack of pugs, and we also bring back the random commercial challenge. – Yes! But first, as you may know, we have a shelf that we like to leave things on. We call it the shelf that we leave things on. (suspenseful music) Yeah. Now in the past, we’ve left stuff out in the open air, and we’ve left stuff in coke. – Yes. – But for this latest installment, we’ve installed stuff in bleach. – Yes. Now we’re gonna see if we can guess what bleach does to stuff after a month. It’s time for Left on a Shelf, bleach edition. (woman screams) – Okay, here’s how this is gonna work. We will be presented with an item that has been left in bleach on our shelf, but we have not seen it. We are not privy to the results. We’re gonna be presented with two options of what may have happened to it. We have to work together in order to– – As a team. – In order to agree on what we think happened to the thing in bleach. Then it’s revealed to us, and we dissect it, basically. Analyze it, inspect it, and see if we’re right or wrong. If we don’t get three correct, this is a big deal, we have to drink donkey sauce which, of course, is the sauce made by the man who made bleach very famous, Guy Fieri. – Oh. Thanks for clearing that up. Let’s get started. (suspenseful music) (woman screams) All right, so we got our jeans here. – Yeah, there’s some wine on here. But the ones under that have been there for a month soaking in bleach. – In a big jar of bleach. Okay, here’s what we’re trying to find out. Did these stained jeans, a, flake apart like my chin skin when I don’t use my beard oil? Or B, become lighter like Link’s hair? – What, what? That hasn’t happened yet. – No, it’s not happening. I don’t think that– – First of all, I don’t think the wine is removed just by, I guess it is. – Well, I think it’s– – But then it turns white. – With either choice, the wine is not even part of the discussion. – Yeah. There’s no way that bleach, even for a month, can make jeans flake apart. – They’re not flaking apart, but I can definitely believe that the pigment has escaped them. – That’s the whole point of jeans is that you can’t flake them. They’re unflake-able. You cannot flake this. – So we think they became lighter. – Yeah. – Let’s find out. Yup! – Absolutely. – They became lighter. – Let’s pop off the top here. – Oh, gosh. Okay, yes, there we go. – And then do we have tongs? I don’t have tongs in mine. – I’ll set it down. – Let’s do it here to minimize drippage. – Oh, gosh. – Oh, I don’t wanna, be slow. There she blows with a bleached hump like a wad of jeans. – Oh, gosh. – Throw her down. Okay. Man. Oh, look at this. If you– – Hey, those are cool now. – Oh, look what it did on the rear. Show the rear. – Well, the front’s kind of, ooh, there’s a giraffe on the front. You see the giraffe? And a butterfly! – And a butterfly. And a plane, and a pigeon. That’s a freaking pigeon. – [Link] No, that’s a giraffe. – [Rhett] Oh, a giraffe? I see a pigeon. – [Link] Show them the– – That’s definitely a butterfly. Now show ’em the back. – It’s some sort of exotic– – The back is the boogeyman. – [Link] What is that? – It’s the boogeyman turning into a bat. – [Link] It’s a four-legged creature walking across buttocks. – I think it’s a vampire that has just turned into a bat. Either way, Link, we were right. (woman screams) – A quarter looks like that, but what does it look like after it’s been in bleach for a month? The options given to us are, a, has it lost its face like Nicholas Cage when he wanted to steal John Travolta’s life? – A Face/Off joke never gets old. (audience laughs) Never! – Or did it turn pink like me when I farted on camera? Did I turn pink? What about Rhett when he farted on camera? – Yeah, we have both farted on camera. – [Link] First of all– – Who’s gonna fart next? – I would have predicted that nothing would have happened to the quarter in bleach after a month. – Well, but the thing is– – But losing its entire face– – Money is not, they’re not, it’s not made of high quality stuff, man. That’s just a myth. They make this stuff as cheaply as they possibly can. – That’s ironic. – Because it’s just too, it just represents value. – You think it lost its face because– – No, I think it’s turned pink. – It’s turned pink. – I think it’s turned pink. – We agree. Let’s listen. – Listen? (audience laughs) – It didn’t tell me anything. Let’s look. – We still don’t know anything. Oh, gosh. – Oh, my goodness. Look how dark the freaking bleach is. – Well, we’re gonna have to pull it out, Link. I think it may have lost its face, man. Do you wanna tong, to-tong, tong-tong it? Can you get it? – It’s disintegrated entirely. ♪ Here’s a quarter ♪ ♪ Call someone who cares ♪ – Here it is. I got it. – Travis, the invitation’s still open. – It turned pink! What the crud! And reddish. That’s like some sort of corrosion that happened. – Yeah, it’s getting into, because they’re all just made from leftover strawberry parts. I’m telling you– – I’m gonna turn it around. – It’s not worth anything, guys. The whole monetary system is just an illusion. It’s based on consumer confidence. – There’s a black part too. What is that? It rubs off. – Oh, does the pink rub off? – [Link] There’s lots of pink. – [Rhett] Bite it. – Lick it. – No. – Sniff it. – Once again, we were right. – But the face is starting to disappear, but it’s much more pink. It smoothed out the face dramatically. So I think it could have lost its face in a couple of months. – Well, you’re looking at the eagle side. That’s the problem. – Oh, there’s no face. – (laughs) You thought the eagle was a face. That’s the problem. – No, I didn’t. It was shallower than I thought. Okay, we were right though, pink. (woman screams) – So after a month in bleach, did roses, a, lose their color like my house after I used that cheap knockoff Sherwin-Wayans paint? (chuckles) – A Sherwin-Williams joke? Good work, guys. – It’s also a Wayans brother joke. Or b, disintegrate like those Forever 21 swim trunks? – Cheap trunks. – I think that these disintegrate. – Disintegrate. I mean they’re– – It’s an organic material. – They’re so– – It’s not like it’s a dyed material like jeans. – But there are white roses, and how are those made? – Bleach. – I’ll agree, disintegrate, b. (gasps) We were wrong. (buzzer blares) – White roses. – That’s how you make a freaking white rose. – We’re gonna have to stand under the bridge and sell these on Valentine’s Day. – You can charge more which means like $400. – Look at this. This is crazy. The part that was exposed to not bleach is still red, but right below that line, it is completely white. – A little brownish, but yeah, I would say that we were wrong either way. – You think we could sell those? – Yeah, definitely, $300 a pop. – We’d be unique at least. – It feels like a flesh. – Yeah, we’ll put that on the sign. Feels like flesh! $300 a pop. (woman screams) – Twisted mythical minds placed a raw turkey leg in bleach for a month. It’s already white. Look at that. Oh, that’s a little pink. – I don’t think that’s the idea. – These are the options that are given to us, Rhett. Did it dissolve down to the bone like Christian Bale preparing for his role in The Machinist? Or did it absorb liquid and expand like Christian Bale preparing for his role as Dick Cheney? The guy’s a chameleon. – Yeah, he is, man. Oh, the sacrifices he makes for art. – The Dick Cheney thing is creepy. And I bet this will be too. – Dissolved back to the bone? – It absorbed liquid and expand. – I don’t know if meat, meat already has liquid in it, so do you think it would expand? – That’s what I was, I was thinking it would absorb more and expand. I don’t know. – I would think that it would take the meat off– – It’s not gonna desiccate. – And the meat, all the fat and stuff would be at the top, and the bone would be separated. I think we might be in a disagreement here, Link. – You think it’s dissolving, like acid is eating away at it. – Because I think it kind of rotted over time. I don’t know. – I just think it’s gonna be as big as the jar, man. – Okay, we’ll go with b. – No, we’ll go with you. – No, I mean I think you– – We’ll go– – I don’t feel strongly. I mean I really don’t feel strongly about this. I just don’t know. It’s not very spongy, but it could just– – Okay, dissolved down. I wanna go, dissolved down, a. I can’t tell if– – Nah, it got bigger. (buzzer blares) – It expanded. I was right. You shouldn’t have made me nervous about it. Do we wanna open this? – [Rhett] No. – And make sure that it expanded. – But we have to. We have to, we have to. – We have to. We’re scientists. – Bring in the tongs. Golly, man. No, no, don’t waft it. It’s gonna give you all the smell you need when you take it out of there. – Uh, it’s, ugh. – Just grab it, man. Is it gonna be stuck in there? Oh, gosh! – It expanded. I cannot, I’m gonna have to grab it with the gloves. – Oh, no! No, no, don’t pull it out, Link! Don’t do it! – I gotta do it! – For science. – The people need to know. (suspenseful music) (Rhett screams) – Ah, it got on my wrist. It got on the place where I need a watch. Ooh, it’s brown. Ugh, Christian Bale, look what you’ve done. – Maybe it’s like ceviche. Maybe we can eat it now. – Yeah, you bite first. (woman screams) – Okay, now we have my personal favorite, congealed blood, congealed pork blood. – There’s a whole slab of it here. It’s like a– – It’s like a brick. – Blood brick. – It’s like you can make something out of that. – Okay, what are our options? – Did this turn white on the outside but stayed red on the inside like a snowman filled with blood? (laughs) Or did it turn white all the way through like the audience at an Ed Sheeran concert? – [Rhett And Link] Ooh! – I’m going with a right off the bat. I think that this is impenetrable. It’s not porous. – So you think it just turned white on the outside but when you– – It has what looks like some holes but– – Like if we cut through this thing, you think it’ll have blood on the inside like a snowman filled with blood. – That means we’re gonna have to use these tools to cut through it. Do you agree? What do you think? – I don’t know. It might if there’s enough time for it to just kind of– – Permeate it. – Seep all the way out. Maybe, I don’t know. I mean it’s kinda porous. So I don’t agree that it’s impenetrable, but it might still hold its color on the inside. – Touch it. It isn’t. Touch that. There’s no way. – Okay, all right. The last time, we went with me and we were wrong. So I’m gonna agree with you and say– – Turn white on the outside, stay red on the inside. – But red on the inside. Let’s reveal. – It’s definitely white on the outside, but we haven’t learned anything yet. Let’s get rid of that. Bring in the specimen tray. I would put the jar– – Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! – Maybe put the jar on the thing first. – Ugh! – It looks like a piece of raw tuna. (Rhett screams) I can tell right now– – Ugh! – I don’t smell anything over here and I’m planning to keep it that way. – Okay. – We’ve got a scalpel. – I’m going in. Oh, yes, snowman filled filled with blood. Oh, gosh! It does look like tuna. It looks like seared ahi! – Or just like a really pleasant unbaked brick. – It’s actually pretty cool. Kids could build things with this. – Yeah, it’s very pleasureful to cut it. It’s got a snap to it like a sausage. – If you run out of Legos, just give this to your kids. They’ll have fun for ours. – [Link] There you go. – And it’s safe to eat because it’s got no bacteria ’cause it’s been bleached. Hey, Link, but the good news is is we got three out of five, which means we don’t have to drink donkey sauce! – But we will thoroughly inspect the donkey sauce in Good Mythical More. – Yes, we will. And of course, we also left Link’s glasses in bleach for a month. There you go, Link. – Oh, that’s where those have been. – It should be real clean and bacteria free. Slap ’em right on your face. All right, stick around to see Mike and Alice get licked by a bunch of pugs. – Paper towel, please. We’ve got some big news. We’re selling limited edition t-shirts exclusively on Amazon. Yes, that Amazon. There, I said it.