(GMM theme music) – We love commercials. We spent an internet era making local commercials. And we love being random, like when I told Sasha that her outfit looked low-key drel, and drel isn’t even a word, I just made it up! I also made up the fact that I have a friend named Sasha because it’s so random. – But now fake Sasha won’t stop saying drel. – That’s right. – ‘Cause she’s so random and fake. We also love doing random, made-up-on-the-spot commercials, which is why we’re once again going to play Random Commercial Challenge! – Okay, here’s what’s gonna happen. We have two hats in front of us. In one hat we have a product that we need to sell. In the other hat we have a way that we need to sell it. – Mm-hm, and we’re gonna pull a piece of paper out of each of these hats, then combine them to create an assignment, which we will then create a 30 second commercial on the spot in front of that green screen right over there. It’s green! – And then you tell us in the comments who had the best commercial. – Let’s do it. – Okay, I’m getting started. – Okay, you first? – I’m not, I don’t– – Don’t look down. I keep trying to look down, but don’t. – Random. I’m so random, I’m gonna pick a random one. – I’m gonna call you Sasha. – I’m just like Sasha, she’s so drel. Ham sandwich, that’s what I’m gonna be selling. – How are you gonna sell it using a key marketing theme or approach? – By promising it’ll get you a date. – Ham sandwich using empty promises of romance. Go! – Hey. You look like you need a date. Who doesn’t? But what you really need is a ham sandwich. Yeah, trust me, listen up. You just walk around with this ham sandwich, and the right lady will see you and say, And then you’ll say, You know you want it. I promise you it’ll get you a date. – Okay, pretty good on timing, and the creep factor was really high. But I was very focused on the sandwich, which–it was mesmerizing. – I’m like that pick-up artist guy, you know? He has a hat like this. – Okay, let me find out– – He’s a creeper who teaches you how to get dates. – I am going to advertise mop water. Mop water? – Okay, that sounds like a tough sell. – Using the catchphrase “great for parties.” (laughter) – Yeah, that makes sense to me. – Okay. – Okay, go! – Hey, I’m Party Man Stan. I just came from that really great party ’cause you know me, I know great parties. Open bars, open face sandwiches, banners that say “party party party.” And you know what–mop water. Oh! So if you wanna have a great party, get yourself some dirty mop water. I’ve got some right here. It’s very good. It’s going on my hand because that’s what great parties are about. Made from pure mop-up stuff from previous great parties. – Time! – Drink your party, it’s great. Oh! – Okay, little bit of a violation there, it’s okay. About five seconds over, but I mean, you made me wanna drink that mop water. – Just do a jump cut in post. – You got any more? – Bring it down. – Okay. – Just smell my hand. That’ll answer your question. – Oh gosh! You guys used real mop water! – Not good, ugh. – Okay, my next product is– – Great for parties though. – Bowling pins. – Yes. Sell a bowling pin using the marketing principle of… – But you’re allergic to the product. (laughter) – You know how people who are allergic to products try to sell them all the time. Easy peasy. Okay, go for it. – Uh, uh, you need these bowling pins, uh, I can’t touch ’em. I’m allergic to ’em. But you need ’em. They don’t look new, but they are, I promise. It’s for texture. (phones ringing) I’d love to hold it so you’d see it, but. Oh no, my thumb touched it! Oh no! Mom! Mom! (gagging) (dog barking) (white noise) – Time. You okay? You’re not really allergic to bowling pins, are you? Oh, a death scene. – Did I make you believe it? – That’s good, that was very believable. All good commercials should end in a death scene due to bowling pins. I’m gonna sell macaroni necklace. Is that plural? – Macaroni necklace. – Using a before and after. – Before and after. Okay. Okay, you ready? Are you ready? Is this the commercial? Okay, so I’m gonna say, ready and– – Hold on. That was the after. It’ll make sense later. Hold on, not ready. Not ready. – Oh, this– – Not ready! – Feels like a violation. – Not ready! – Three, two, one, go. – Hey, everybody, look at me! You may have noticed my maca maca macaroni necklace, that’s right. It’s draped right in this area, but it impacts my entire way of life. You too can have a macaroni lifestyle. Don’t be like the former me. (sad music) Look at this guy. He’s such a loser. What is he doing? He’s fidgeting with his belly button, which is his best friend, his only friend. But look at me, over here, in total contrast, with this. 1-800-necklace. – Time! (laughter) Okay. You bent the rules a little bit. You bent the rules a little bit. – It’s freaking before and after. I had to have an after. – And then you went long. But it’s okay, it’s okay. – Let us know in the comments what you think. And if you’re in the mood for buying any of these things, I’m sure we can conjure something up for you. – And thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is! – Hi, I’m Jen. – And I’m Brian. – And we grew up in Florida. – But now we’re in Minnesota! – And it’s time to spin – The Wheel of Mythicality. – You guys are moving the wrong direction. 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