
( music playing ) Welcome back to the show. Now last week something disturbing was spreading around on the internet. A St. Louis family went viral after their attempt at normal family photos resulted in not so normal results. Um, the mom, Pam Ziering posted that after spending $250 and waiting over six months to get her family photos returned, this is what they got back. Rhett: Oh, my. Link: This is baffling. Severely touched up in the facial region. – Rhett: What in the world? – Link: Family photos. This is, like, who greets you at the gates of hell – when you die. – Link: “Welcome.” Rhett: This family. “We’ve been waiting for you.” – You notice that the dog– – “Join us…” are not touched at all. It’s like, the dogs are perfect, but the humans needed a whole lot of work. Look, now listen, I saw that this went viral. – I… I don’t know. – You don’t believe it, do you? There are a lot of stupid people out there. – I– I’ve learned that. – Well. Is this– do you think this really happened? – Do you think a photographer would– – Do you mean stupid people, meaning people that are gullible enough to believe this is legitimate? No, no, no, no. ‘Cause I know. I’m tempted to believe that it’s legitimate – but is there really a photographer out there– – She’s swearing up and down, that it is legitimate. You don’t think that Pam just wanted to go viral? I think– I think that’s possible, but judging by the look on Pam’s face, – I trust her. – ( Rhett laughs ) Rhett: Very trustworthy. Such an honest smile. Link: Such an honest face. I don’t know, maybe it’s real, maybe it’s not. I know people– there are people out there who are capable of doing this kind of thing. I believe it because I believe that a photographer backed him or herself into a corner. and was like I know I’m supposed to these things up. And then once you start touching up. Yeah, you lose perspective. You lose perspective. Once everybody in the family starts looking like that you got nobody to compare it too. Either way, uh, this is great inspiration to play, uh, a game. Yes, so the crew has Photoshopped some popular celebrities in this exact same fashion. For us to then, uh, see if we can guess who the celebrity is underneath this two dimensional horror show of Photoshopped touch ups. Let’s bring in the first one. Link: Oh, my goodness. Rhett: Uh, oh… Link: That is Camilla Parker Bowles. ( laughter ) I know this woman, but I cannot remember her name. Stevie: Would you like a hint? – Yeah. – Oh, are we working together? ‘Cause he didn’t give an answer. Stevie: No, you’re supposed to– you’re supposed to… Guess whenever you’re ready. Stevie: So, here’s my hint. Her last name-ish, hare last name-ish on the wall. Who’s the fairest one of all. Oh, Ana Farris? Stevie: ( laughs ) No! Here’s another hint. She’s quite the dame. Yeah, Judi Dench. Stevie: No. ( laughs ) – I know who it is… – That ear is too young to be Judi Dench. – but I don’t know her name. – All right, so who is it? – Stevie: It’s Helen Mirren. – ( buzzer sounds ) – Rhett: Yeah, yes! Her! – Link: Helen Mirren. Yeah, I knew that it was her, I just couldn’t remember her name. And it was– what part– what part of the… Stevie: Like, Mirren, Mirren on the wall. – Oh, Mirren. – Oh. Yeah, Yeah, we just– Yeah, I know, it was clever. We just had a lot of cocktails a second ago. ( clears throat ) Now, what Matthew and Britney who worked on these, told us was that they discovered that they used the sponge tool on Photoshop… – to do this. – Oh. Which again, corroborates that this is real. – Oh. – Someone’s trying to use the sponge tool – but doesn’t know how to do it. – Oh, man. Who is that? Look at those teeth. Rhett: Uh, is that Selena Gomez? Stevie: Incorrect. Rhett: Who was that girl that was on “Glee?” We almost met her backstage at the, uh, at the, um, Kelly and Ryan. We walked past her and didn’t speak to her. Her name is… Stevie: Her name is Lea Michele and this is not her. – Not her. – Give us a hint. Stevie: She’s wealthy, but not necessarily Jenner-ous. – Link: Oh, Kylie Jenner. – Rhett: That’s Kylie Jenner. Stevie: Correct. Rhett: Oh, that’s the other Kylie. That’s the uh– ( stammers ) Stevie: Yeah, that’s what threw you off, yeah. Is that Kylie Jenner? Yeah, she’s– she’s changed quite a bit. Oh, she was also originally Photoshopped. – She’s now Photoshopped. – Got it. She’s permanently Photoshopped. Got it. – Okay. – Hit us. – Rhett: Taylor Swift. – Link: Ooh, Taylor Swift. – Stevie: ( laughs ) Correct. – Rhett: The eyes, man. – They’re so creepy. – This photographer could really have a career doing this to celebrities. – I mean– – It’s almost artistic. – Yeah, it’s like… – You know what I’m saying? I’d put that in my house, I’d put that in my living room. – Uh, yeah, it’s like – Next to my other two pictures of Taylor. – Link: It’s like a genre of art. – Yeah. I think I kinda like it. So, it is Taylor Swift? Stevie: Yes, you’re correct. – ( ding ) – Link: What is she watching? She’s watching a game. She’s so into everything. – Yeah, she like– – She commits so fully. I wish I could capture amazement in the way that she can… – with my face – Give us another one. – Rhett: Oh, um. – Link: Oh, there he is. – Rhett: Um, um… – Link: “Phantom of the Opera.” – The dude from, the dude from– – Ricky Gervais. The dude from Encino. – The movie. – William Shatner? – The guy, Brendan Frasier. – Oh, Brendan Frasier? – Is it? – Stevie: Correct! It’s Brendan Frasier. You got it? – Is that what he looks like now? – “Encino Man.” I thought he was Ricky Gervais. Stevie: It’s like, I don’t know where he lives but– – Yeah. – All right, give us another one. He might live in Encino, I don’t know. Link: Oh, wow. Rhett: Is that a man or a woman? I mean the face looks like Seth MacFaralane. I think this is Seth MacFarlane. – What? – Something about the face. the actual face that’s been drawn on looks like Seth MacFarlane. Yeah, but I don’t believe that it is. Uh… Jenny McCarthy. ( laughter ) Stevie: Okay, here’s the hint, You’re struggling, but we’re all in this together. You’re struggling but we’re all in this together? ♪ All in this together ♪ ( laughter ) I’ve heard that song somewhere. ♪ All in this together ♪ – Give us another hint. – Kelly Clarkson. Stevie: No, you’re right though. – It is a song. – Yup. ♪ All in this together ♪ Is that how it goes? Stevie: Uh, no. Here’s another hint. That I don’t personally believe in but I’m gonna say it anyway. He’s so cute, he gives his fans a heart-a-Zac. – Oh, Zac Efron. – Zac Efron. – Stevie: You got it. – Link: Why is he wearing a– Rhett: Oh, I guess he’s just you know, “Oh, Zac!” – You know Zac and his wigs. – Link: It sounds pretty close. – All right. – Zac and his wigs. – Give us one more – Stevie: One more? I’m sorry. – ( laughter ) – I don’t want this game to end. I win! What do I win? Oh, look. It’s a locket. What’s in it? It’s me and you. Link: And we look great. You look exactly the same. – You look all… – Link: Exactly, baby. No, need for improvement. ( laughs ) Thank you for liking, commenting and subscribing. You know what time it is. You gonna wear that now or what? All the time. – I’m Kiegan. – And I’m Candace, and we’re from Cincinnati, Ohio, but we’re at the Cliffs of More. Both: And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. Watch your step! Click the bottom link to watch today’s episode from the beginning. 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