(rooster crows) (lion roars) (door slams) (wheel ticking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Thanks for being here. Just hang out with us. – Check your voicemail. We have a voicemail. – [Woman] Hello. This is secretary for KGB. I calling to let you know you are no longer on hit list. Goodbye. – We’re no longer on the hit list. That’s good. Did you know that… – Very serious. (laughing) – We were on the KGB hit list for a while. – Not anymore. – They only publish when you’re off of it. So, it’s quite alarming. Let’s move that out, let’s move over here. – Looky here. It’s been a while, but ♪ You know what day it is ♪ ♪ It’s Thursday ♪ ♪ And Thursday ♪ ♪ Means mail ♪ – Sometimes. – Hello, Jen. – Hi, it’s been a while. – Yeah. – Where you been, Jen? – Storin’ up. – Storin’ up mail. – You’ve just been – I just have a whole collection, yeah. – Mail. – That’s all I do now. I just collect it and I wait for you to call me. – That is… She’s being facetious. – No. – If that’s all you do, then I’m upset. – That’s it. (laughing) – We have a few pretty solid pieces here – And before we read you the solid pieces, – Let’s have a cocktail together. – let’s be served – Absolutely. – a dark, meat, and stormy. This is our classic twist on the dark and stormy. – You’re in my way a little bit. I’m sorry we’re in your way. – You just elbowed me, is this your waiter. – I like a waiter with an edge. – This is Chase Kernel, he’s a writer. He just happens to be bringing us drinks. – She wants a really warm waiter, I like a waiter with a little edge. I don’t know, I don’t trust a waiter who’s warm. They (mumbles) compensating – I don’t trust somebody who elbows me. – for something. – I know, you’re a very sensitive person. – I am, yeah, very. – You wouldn’t hurt a fly. – Absolutely not. – So, here’s what we got in this real quick. Hacked a few bone-in chicken thighs into ice cubes. – [Link] Oh, goodness. – [Jen] Hacked? – You can see the cross section of bone. – They froze chicken overnight and those chicken cubes go into a highball glass with Captain Morgan spiced rum, that’s the dark part, ginger beer, lime juice, and then we got garnished with a lime wedge and an entire, well, you see it, drumstick. – [Stevie] Can I just say I like how casual this recipe is written, like it starts with hacked a few bone in chicken thighs. (laughing) Like, what? – That’s like the hipster restaurants, you know? They’re very explicit in the way they talk about their recipes. – Yeah. – Yeah. – I’m just gonna eat the chicken. – Here’s to – Oh, my lord. (laughing) – Here’s to some mythical mail – I forgot the limes. – So, you just touch it with your hands? Alright. (laughing) – He’s gonna get a big tip. He’s gonna get a big tip. – I’m sorry, Chase Kernel. Whatever we did to upset you. – Are you drinking it first? – Yeah. – Yeah, might as well. – Mm. What’s that on the edge of my lip? – Piece of chicken. – See, and then you go in here. – A chicken part. – Is that how you do it? – 11 herbs and spices. – That’s good though. – In a storm of darkness. – That’s good, that’s a recipe that’s been tried – I want the chicken – and tested. – Warmer. – Really? – I like cold fried chicken. – Yeah. – It must be a North Carolina thing. – No, it’s just like a next day thing. – I think that the key to this one is speed. You gotta really get this drink down before – Okay, shotgun it, Link. – Well, no. (laughing) – Eat one of the ice cubes. – Before the ice cubes… Oh, gosh. – I touched one and it’s kind of falling apart. – Yeah, you don’t want to… – And then you just kind of gelatinously enjoy the ice cubes. – Gelatinously. – You don’t wanna wait too late. – We won’t be opening up a bar anytime soon. – Let’s get our mail on. – You guys, don’t get your hopes up. Oh, but good effort. – Okay we got some smaller pieces today. There’s one really wonderful letter I think we should start with. – Let’s read it. – If you open it up all the way and then open it again, that’s the letter and then the back is really where it’s at. – Dear Rhett and Link, my name is Lorenzo. – Hi, Lorenzo. – I have watched your chanels for about three years. Spelled it like the perfume, Chanel. – Yeah, I get it. – I try to watch every episode of GMM and sometimes GMM More, sometimes. I hope you’re watching this one, Lorenzo. P.S. I might send you more mythical mail. – I like the heads up, you know? – And then on the back… – Be ready. – Look at what he’s got on the back here. – This is… It’s a story. – Okay. – Mythical beast. – He’s got, well, should I just tell the story first? Long, long, long, long, long, long ago in a mountain close to where you work, an ugly breeder was crazy at work. He was crazy for everything, 100%. – Well, he’s a breeder. (laughing) You know those ugly breeders, man. – They’re crazy at work for everything. – He stole four animals. A chinchilla, a dog, a penguin, and a lemur. He bred the dog and the chinchilla. – Oh, snap. I like the way you work, breeder. – Then he bred the penguin and the lemur. – I like how he spells bred like bread. – Yeah, like a loaf of bread. Finally, he bred those two breds (laughing) and got the chinlimpenguidog as a result. – That’s it. The chinlimpenguidog, and then he drew it. – Think he has a pronunciation at the top too. – Mythical beast, penguin lemur chinchilla dog equals name. Chinlimpenguidog, pronounced (mumbling) – No, chinlimpenguidog. Chinlimpenguidog. Its abilities are super hearing. – This. – Thailand. – What? (laughing) – I love that ability. – Oh, no, no. – Thailand. – Tail hand. – Oh (laughing). He’s got a hand on his tail? – I tell ya, tail hand looks a lot like Thailand. – Yeah, it does. – I mean, it’s almost indiscernable. – really does. – Thailand. – Super bark and screech combined, super speed and agility, and five bonus. – One out of 25 can fly. – One out of 25 can fly. – That’s the bonus. – Wow. Lorenzo, you are amazing. – It’s quite a great photo too. – You should be a breeder when you grow up. – You should definitely be a breeder. – There it is. – A mythical beast maker, man. – Here it is. All the different parts. – Penguin beak, penguin head, chinchilla ears, penguin wings. – [Jen] Dog feet. – [Link] Lemur tail, dog feet, and there’s no hand on that tail though. – You see how I thought that was Thailand? – Tail hand. – In the abilities. Tail hand. – Kinda lower, you could, there you go. Thailand. – Thailand. – Thailand. Alright, and what is… Is this from him too? – No, this is from a different person. – Thank you, Lorenzo. – Okay. – This’ll be the final piece. – Okay. What is this? Hi, Rhett and Link. A while ago you made a video where y’all requested that someone draw a picture of Rhett in a 70s funk band. I’m probably not the first person to draw it, but there you go. I also made a doll of Rhett to be used for whatever. (laughing) Here’s a doll of you to… You can use that for – Whatever? – Whatever, but if you could use Rhett’s doppelganger in an episode, that would be awesome. I build dollhouses and make furniture for them, but my favorite part of that is making toys and dolls. Good luck with season 13. Oh, good luck with unlucky season 13. Elliott Glasser, Hendersonville, Tennessee. – And then the picture’s on the back with 70s pants. – Here’s your picture. Get in on that. – [Rhett] Oh, look at me. – [Jen] You look great. – Oh, man. – I think… I think this is me. – Yes. – Jen, that’s you. – Oh, I’m looking good today. – [Rhett] Why do I have a… Oh, I thought I had a crystal ball. It’s just a tambourine. It might be a tail hand, you never know. – Pretty good. – Oh, gosh. Alright. – Boo! – I’m gonna sleep with myself tonight. – Or whatever.