What super glue is the most super? – Let’s talk about that. (playful, upbeat music) (fire crackling) Good Mythical Morning. – Today we are going to stick it to the man, and by man I mean me, and by stick it I mean super glue me to a wall. – Yeah. – After that, we’ll find out if chocolate is indeed going to be extinct in 40 years. – But first, we’re gonna put some super glue to the test to discover the very best super glue on the market. It’s time for Let’s Pick Which Super Glue Has The Best Stick! – Okay, so we’ve eight different brands of the best super glues on the market. Yes, there are at least eight different brands of super glue. – Oh, I know. – And.. you know? – I use ’em all. I’m completely unbiased coming into this as any good judge should be. – Well we will determine a winner. To keep things fair, all of these super glues are multipurpose so they can be applied to just about anything and we’re gonna test these in a tournament style of bracketism, where two glues go head to head and the best one advances until we have a winner. – Let’s get to gluin’! – The Original Super Glue comes in a pack of two for $4.19. – And Elmer’s Krazy Glue, a little bit cheaper, a pack of two for $3.55. – And on this packaging it says, “Elegant and smooth finish.” – Mine says, “Eye irritant.” (laughter) That’s not a good marketing slogan. – Go ahead, irritate your eye with that. – I will say the fact that they have to call it Original Super Glue means somebody didn’t do a good job at the trademark office ’cause it could just be Super Glue, but apparently, they couldn’t hold onto that one. – We’re gonna glue in the exact same way. (boop) (snap) Okay, we have allowed them to set and dry, and the heads are firmly glued. – Just like new babies. – And now we’re going to undo all of that work. – Now, I feel like in order to be scientific, I should grab both heads and you should grab both whatever else part of the baby you wanna grab. – I don’t wanna look down the– – Just grab it somewhere. I think that your left arm and my right arm, and then your right arm and my left arm technically should have the same exact force, right? Yeah, it’s science. – Of course, yes. – We just pull and increase the force at exactly the same rate. – Right, and the head that pops off first obviously loses. – And the Krazy baby is in my left hand and the Super baby is in my right hand. – I’m gonna be more of an anchor. Oh gosh. – You really gotta grab these babies by.. Sorry, babies. I’m puttin’ a thumb right in your eye hole. – [Link] Three? Gosh. Two. One. (grunting) – Oh yeah! This went first! – That one lost. – Yes it did! – Yeah it did! – So the Krazy baby lost. The Super Glue really is super. (rock music) All right, I’ve got Gorilla Glue. This is a pack for $4.79. Over half an ounce. This is a big, big thing. – Yeah and I’ve got Scotch Super Glue, which one pack of four costs $3.59 and each one is single use, which is smart because if forget to put the cap on after a few seconds ’cause you’re gluing something, you lost the whole container. – Yeah, there’s a lot of risks in this. – ‘Cause it glues itself shut. – And is Gorilla Glue like compensating for something with such a big container? So much glue. Who needs so much glue? – Gorillas, man. – Yeah, exactly. You walked right into that one. – All right, and we are gonna be gluing snakes and planes together because Snakes on a Plane. – But we’re not gonna do that because copyright so we’re gonna put planes on snakes. – Okay, yeah. – This is planes on snakes. – Totally different. – Let’s just go big right here on this little ridge. (rattle noise) (snap) – All right, these things are fully set and dry. – How do you wanna do this to be scientific like we were the first time? – Parallel pulls. – You wanna hold the snake or hold the plane? – I’d like to touch planes. – All right, I’m a snake grabber. The Gorilla is going to be in my left hand. – Yeah, same as last time. – The one that is on my side will always be in my left hand. – Turn the plane around towards me. – You want upside down snake? – Yeah. And then I’m grabbin the.. – And you want me to pull down? You want me to pull back? What you want me to do? – Just pull. – All these glue brands are like, “These dillweeds.” (laughter) – Here we go. – Three, two, one, pull. – Oh! – This one lost. – Hold on. It’s happening the same way it happened in the first round. But I gotta believe that it’s still equal, though. – Yeah, it’s equal. – Yeah ’cause your left and my.. Yeah, exactly. – The most scientific part of this whole thing is my shirt. Let’s be real. – So Scotch wins. Gorilla loses. (rock music) – Loctite in the blue bottle. $4.47 for this bottle here. – And Starbond. Sounds like a condition a celebrity stalker has. Is it the largest bottle that we have seen thus far? Two full ounces. But you gotta pay $10.79 to get those two. – Alright we got some laptops here, we’re gonna glue these shut. Because this is the best method to prevent our kids from being on screens. – Yes. (squelching noise) Okay, these laptops have been rendered useless. Or have they? – I don’t know. – This is gonna be tough here. Now, there is a space to… – Yeah I can- – [Rhett] Get the fingers in there. – [Link] I feel the fingers can go in, so. I’ll take the thick side, you take the thin side? – Yeah. – I don’t know how we’re both gonna get our fingers in here. Ooh, it is really stuck on the side! Right so, put it down on the table. And then… – [Rhett] Maybe we should? – Your hands… – Maybe we should… – Your hand’s kind of in the middle. – This is gonna get a little too unscientific, Link. I think what we should do is one of us, I can volunteer, should do each one of these, and just measure your own internal strength… – Okay, yeah yeah yeah, okay. – Okay? – Go for it with, uh, the Starbond first. – Just gonna get my… – Just get a good feel for it. – I gotta go to the strength zone. – What are you talking about? – I just cross my eyes a little bit. (struggling noises) – Pop it! Pop it! Pop it! Pull it! Yes! (grunts) Come on, Rhett! – I’m way… – You volunteered! – I’m red-lining in the strength zone right now. (laughter) (grunts) – Okay, hold on. Maybe I should… – No, maybe I should take one… – Take that one yeah. – Red-line and see if it pops. – Yeah, red-line that one. – That was Starbond, right? – Yes. – Starbond’s strong. – Alright, now red-line equally. Your face has to get equally as red. Eyes have to be as crossed. (grunts) – Oh! – Nothing, nothing. So easy! – Oh, wow. – So easy. (rock music) – I got this $7.28 bottle of Bob Smith in front of me. You know Bob, he makes super glue. – Yeah he does. – And it is the most expensive one, per ounce, that we have. – But the biggest one is Glue Masters. That’s a little presumptuous, don’t you think? – Maybe not. – [Rhett] But this is for all your gluing needs. And for everyone else’s gluing needs. Because you’re not gonna run out of glue, with this big 8 ounce bottle, that cost $25. And we’ve got my favorite- (fish plays music) Oh! Billy the big mouth bass, singing. I got one of these from my Father-in-law, shut up! – Hit the red button again. (fish sings) Pull the battery out! – Okay, glad those batteries weren’t super-glued in. – That’s enough of that voice. Let’s glue some teeth to these guys, because you know that’s what bass are missing these days. (sound effects) (rock music) – I’ll be the bass dentist. – Okay, there’s some pliers over there. – Oh yeah, that’s how I like to pull. – So you’re gonna do both of these, you gotta measure the internal strength meter, but you got to be delicate. I don’t think you can red-line on this, like I did with the laptops. – No, no, no, this… – You want me to hold the bass? – Yeah, hold the bass a little bit. This is gonna be ginger. Now open wide! Here we go. Oh, I just broke the- – Oh, you broke the tooth! – I broke the tooth off. – You broke the tooth. It is still glued. – Let me get lower. – [Rhett] The glue has not failed yet. – Oh, it’s so brittle. How do I get this off? Maybe some twisting motion? Does that count as the pulling of a tooth? – [Rhett] I mean, it’s still on there. The tooth is still- – Let me try the other one. – Let’s just see if the- see if Glue Masters pops off. Do the same thing. Gotta be scientific. – [Link] Yep. I’m gonna start ginger. Ooh, that one’s on there! Oh that one’s on there! – Oh! – That one stayed on there much better. I mean it did ultimately fail, of course, but… – There’s still tooth on there. – [Link] It’s still on there. Let me pull this. Gotta get all the parts of the tooth. Look at that, look at that! Look at that! I can’t- Look I got his freaking lip! – Oh you pulled the freaking bass lip off. – Sorry. – Okay, see if you can pull the bass lip off of that one. I want this- we gotta be scientific. – Sorry mister bass. – Right now Glue Masters are clearly in the lead. – No I’m just getting… – Yeah, the tooth has now- – The tooth is just off. – The tooth is off completely now. – Bob, I’m sorry. – Sorry Bob. – And bass, I’m sorry about your lip. (rock music) – Okay for our semi final round we are going to pre-glue everything. So now we’ve got previous winner, The original Super Glue. – And Scotch single-use super glue, packets. – You might not be able to tell, but this is Chase. – Let my hair grow out. – We have glued combs, into his “hair”. And in the name of science, I’m gonna get behind you. (laughing) – Now, are you gonna try to comb through? – I’m gonna grasp the combs, and I’m just gonna pull. – Yeah? – Let’s see which one I can get out. – Okay. Even, just be even about it. And should I hold the hair down? – And for those of you wondering, yes, I am symmetrical. (Chase laughs) – Okay, hold your own hair. – Chase. – [Chase] Hold my own hair? – Hold your hair down. – Okay. – I’m just gonna… I’m just gonna enjoy this. – A lot of tension. Oh god! – [Link] Oh, you’re pulling down. (grunting) (laughing) – [Rhett] The left one is giving really really easy. Like, and I’m stronger with my right hand. But the left one was just like coming super super easy. The right one was just… – Well there you have it, Scotch. – Really, really tight. – You’re going out, Scotch. – Yep, The Original Super Glue moves on! (rock music) Haha, the ultimate scientific glue test, the shoe test! (laughing) We got our feet glued together with Starbond, on these feet, and Glue Masters- – [Link] On these feets! On these feets. – This has been done before but it’s… never hurts to do it again, right? – Okay now center your feet? We got some spotters, you guys just keep our chairs from swiveling. Keep us from dying, please. – I feel like I’m in like a… A labor position. It’s like the opposite of having a baby. (heavy breathing) I feel like my feet are gonna come out of the shoes before my shoes are gonna come off of yours. – Don’t do it. Don’t let it happen. – Okay. – Three, two, one. (grunting) (both screaming) (Link screaming) – Gosh! Okay. – Mine are so close to popping out. – It’s a lot easier to… – Grab the top of your jeans. – Oh, yeah. (laughing) – That’s a good idea. Okay, three, two, one. (both screaming) Hold on, listen man. We gotta listen, we gotta be on the same page. We gotta red-light at the same time, man. (both screaming) – Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Wait, listen. Let’s push toes together, and pull heals out. – Okay. Three, two. (grunting) Yes! – My shoe! That didn’t work. Let’s grab the laces, and then- – Oh okay. – Pull with your arms. – Okay. And pull with your legs. Three, two, one, pull. (Link grunting) – Gah! I hate these shoes! – Your feet are too small. Let’s, let’s, let’s actually grab the top of the shoes. Because we can actually get our hands in there. – Alright. – And pull on three, two, one. (grunting) They’re coming! Dude this one- First of all, stop. This one’s releasing more easily. That’s the thing I’m noticing. (Link grunts) (both grunt) Yeah, yeah, okay. So which one was this? – Link left foot. (laughing) – Starbond.. Starbond lost. So Glue Masters! Carries on! (rock music) Okay now for the championship round, Original Super Glue. – [Link] Versus, Glue Masters. – [Rhett] We have overalls, the straps have been cut at the top, and then glued back together with the respective glues. We will have weights added to our overalls, in 10 pound increments, and the first overalls to completely fail, both straps, is the loser. – Yes. – Bring in the weights, boys! Starting with 10 pounds. – You can take- you can take the glue. Oh yeah. – Okay. – Right there at the front. My straps- – Oh! Haha! – You just lost! – Well, okay. (sad music) It didn’t take much! 10 pounds and my straps failed! Lets see, let’s see if we can do another 10 pounds on you. What a disappointment! – I just wanna see just how strong this Glue Masters is. – Add it on. Oh, there’s one. – You lost one strap, with 20 pounds. Now we’re going up to 30 pounds. – Add it over here. Man. – [Rhett] It’s still holding! – On the Glue Master website, it says “One glue to rule them all”. – And now we’re going up to 40 pounds! – Add it. – That strap is still holding! – Yeah, starting to- – 50 pounds! – Starting to like, dig a ditch in my shoulder but… Who cares? (metal clanging) – Oh! That’s what it was, 50 pounds! – Woo! Congratulations Glue Masters! – Get yourself a big bottle of Glue Masters! – And stick around to watch me get stuck to a wall! With super-glue. You wanna hear something cool? The newest episode of our podcast “Ear Biscuits” is out today. Get it on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your Podcasts!