
Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Don’t Google that. – Don’t you do it. – Whatever you do, don’t Google diaper fail. Ugh, you’re doing it, why are you doing it? – Why you doing it? We just said don’t do it, you’re already doing it. – Oh and now they’re bringing a computer out and showing it, oh come on. I quit, I got fixed because of this, okay? I can’t make those anymore, there’s a reason for that. – Oh my goodness. – Link, let’s put the wheel out. – And let’s go that way with the wheel and let’s bring in Jen. – And put the Jen in. – And you know what, bring in the Ryan Gosling too and go ahead and set him up. – Scoot on up here. – Is this your invention of a game or ours, or neither? – No, I want to take credit for it but I can’t say that it’s my invention. – Fine, we invented it. – Great. – But this would be a good lame wedding reception idea. – Or a great bachelorette party idea, what do you think us girls do? – You don’t want to do that for your wedding reception? – I don’t know, I’ve been married for a long time, forgot what it was like. – So we are gonna play Pin the Kiss on Ryan Gosling. We have these here. – Before we apply this lipstick, we were just talking a second ago, cause I asked you the question, what do the people at the wedding know about you? Tell us, what do they know about you? Do they know that you’re a professional? – So when a bride hires me, it’s a complete secret from every single person except for her and I. So I have a fake name, a fake back story, not even the person she’s marrying knows that I’m hired. – That’s a great way to start a marriage. (laughs) – And it’s a little funky, it’s a little weird but it works and I pretend to be a friend from high school, college, yoga class, you name it, I’ve been that friend. – That’s better than just telling them, hey I’m here to make sure that you guys are on your best behavior and it doesn’t implode. – No, because I think that’s weird because it’s weird if it’s like, I’m a professional. But if it’s just like, she’s got this friend, at least there’s, but it is also weird because you’re this friend that’s very vocal, right? And you’re coming in and… – Yeah. – And have you ever gotten in between a best friend and the bride, tell us about that? – I have broken up so many fights. I’ve seen maid of honor’s be fired and I take their place so there’s a lot of drama there. I’ve had people crash weddings before and I had to kick them out. This is not a glamorous job. Every time I go on the job, I want a bodyguard because I’m scared of what’s gonna happen. – But if you’re famous enough and you crash a wedding, that’s cool, right? – Yeah if you’re Ryan Gosling, yeah. – Bill Murray’s been known to do that. – Yeah. – Do you think we’re at that level? – I think so. If you walked into my wedding, I’d say yes, this is gonna be fun! – You didn’t know us until we called you. – But now we’re best friends. I’m gonna have you be my bridesmaids. You’ve proved to me that you can do it. – Well, I have. – I’m not doin’ it, it hurts too much. – I don’t think there’s typically flour thrown, as long as you stay away from the flour. – You still got a little bit. – There is flour being thrown because my dad nearly died at his wedding because Uncle Johnny, when they were leaving, my mom and my dad, Uncle Johnny dumped a whole thing of flour on his head and then he inhaled it and he almost had to be taken to the emergency room, right after he was married. – See, weird things happen at weddings. It’s just a breeding ground for weird. – Yeah, what would you have done if the flour was coming, would you have intercepted it with your face like I did? – I would like to say, cause I have caught so many bouquets, I would close my eyes, stick my hand up and it would magically be caught. – Okay now, you already have lipstick on. – I do. – Put some more on. – We can just go in this order. Link you go first. – Okay. – We’ve got blindfolds as well. – It looks good on you, that color. – It’s a good lookin’ face. (laughs) Okay, am I good? – Fruity. – Ready to kiss Ryan Gosling? – Again, yeah. – It’s like the best dream. – Any excuse I have to kiss the Gos, I take it. – Kiss the Gos, don’t do that in an emergency room. That was a medical bandage joke. Okay, I’m gonna be… – You’ve got your blindfold over there. – Oh yeah, I need a blindfold right? – [Rhett] I’ll spin ya, I’ll spin ya to win ya. – Maybe Jen stand here. – Okay. – As long as Matta Chuck isn’t in the room anymore because I know she threw that on purpose. – You think so? – She told me afterward. I was like, were you aiming at me, she was like, yeah. (laughs) – Yeah of course I was. – She said, I was aiming at your chest. I was like, well that might have been worse. – Yeah. – So if Matta Chunk comes in here, tackle her. – I love how you call her Matta Chuck when she’s wronged you. – Yeah, don’t like her anymore. – Here we go. – Am I going in the right? – [Rhett] Lead with the face. – [Jen] You’re close. – Now just kiss. – Feel like it’s here, mmm. – [Rhett] Does it feel like lips? – There it is, how did I do? – [Rhett] Pretty bad. – [Link] Oh right there, shoulder kiss. – Okay, all right Jen. – I’m ready for the challenge. – Put my glasses back on. – Here we go, spin it to win it. And one more. – You’re using your hands? – [Jen] Oh are we not allowed to? – Use your lips. – All right, this has been a dream of mine. – Oh wow, that’s an interesting spot. Right on the nose, that’s really, really good. Okay. – okay, slow me down. Slow me down, slow me down. Okay, so I can’t spin anymore. I’m just gonna go forward cause I’ve lost all… I’m using sonic clues. Oh, what is? I don’t know why I’m standing like this. – He might try to kiss you. – What is that? (audience laughs) – That’s the desk, that’s the desk which means the Gos is over here. Oh what was that? – [Link] You went, you went right on the eye man. – [Rhett] Hey. – [Link] That is crazy. – Yeah, that’s what you’re supposed to do, kiss him on the eye right? – I’m the closest. – You have proven that you are the bridesmaid expert. Thanks for coming in. – Thanks for having me, this was so much fun. – Got to get you to kiss cleavy spot.
