( music playing ) We are hanging out with Post Malone. – Got him. – Post, the internet loves you. They love your name and they love your face. – Mm-hmm. – And they love “punning” your name and Photoshopping your face. Yes. You’ve been “meme-ed,” man. – Yeah. – Do you look at these? I do, I’ve seen a lot. It’s hard not to get them sent to you – 20 times a day. – I bet. I should’ve picked a name that doesn’t rhyme with anything. – That’s tough to do. – But it’s… yeah. Well, we’re about to send you a couple right now. Like roast Malone is a good example. Post: Yeah. Yeah, that’s nice. Rhett: You’ve seen that one. Post: Looks juicy, yeah. Rhett: Very juicy. And here’s “Leave Britney Malone.” Post: See, I’ve never seen this one. – Oh. – See… – Oh, wow. – That’s pretty good. Post: It looks like me. Rhett: Only needed half of your face for that. Post: Yeah, exactly, that’s kinda spooky. And you may not know, but every episode up to this point has been pre-Malone, but now every episode from here on out will be Post Malone. – Wow. – Is that, like, a conversational meme? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Is that what just happened? – Yeah. – That’s just a pun. Yeah, I mean, we need somebody to make that meme based on what I just said. – Okay. – Okay, so, that’s up to you, – mythical beasts to do it, yes. – I’ll do it. All right, so this is the game we’re gonna play, Post, you’re gonna go behind this wall, which looks like you’re about to do a puppet show. And I want to give you the freedom to break out into puppet show at any moment. I left ’em at home. I left ’em at home, but next time… – Next time we’ll just do a puppet show. – Just a puppet show. You’re gonna do some quick changes and then you’re gonna come up and do some meme enactments… – Okay. – …for us. Now, those are basically physical reenactments of digital memes. You guys ready? – Yep. – Yep. Link: Post-It Malone. – Wow, what a… – Dang it! – ( laughter ) – He didn’t get all the way in the hole. Rhett: ( laughs ) Ah! All right, bring it. I hear something scurrying. What are you smelling, boys? What am I smelling? Rhett: Post cologne. – Wow. – Oh. Hold on. – I do smell it. – Yeah. – Dang, you got… – I got it. They killed you with cologne back there. Rhett: I hope they sprayed it on something and not you. Post: You boys ready? – Yeah. – Do it. Ooh! Ooh! Ghost cologne! – Ghost Malone. – Ghost Malone, sorry! There you go, Rhett! – Dang it! – I got it! I got it right, I just said “cologne!” – Ghost cologne, that doesn’t count, man. – Dang it! But, hey, he still was wearing cologne, so that is ghost cologne. No, it doesn’t work! That wasn’t it! Okay, you ready? – Yeah. – Yeah, pop in. Rhett: Home Malone! Home Malone! – Post alone! – Post Malone! – Post alone! – Post “Home alone!” – Home… – Post “Home alone!” Home Post Malone! Stevie: Rhett, you got it, right off the bat. – Post: Okay, there we go. – Oh, really? – Link: Is that why you…? – It was so quick, yeah. It was what? – It was Home Malone. – Rhett: Yeah. – I was genuinely scared. – Home Malone, right, yes. – Genuinely excited about it. – ( Rhett laughs ) “Home Malone,” it sounds just like “Home Alone,” but it’s “Home Malone.” – Are you ready for me? – Link: Do it. – Rhett: Yeah. – I’m coming in like a storm. Link: Idea. Idea Malone. – Oh… – ( laughter ) Post Malone with a light bulb on his head. – Edison? – Post: Pretty good. Link: Is it idea related? – No. – Or is it electricity related? – It’s… it’s… an object. – Is it a light bulb? – It’s a light some– it’s something that… – Rhett: Lamp Malone? holds a light. Socket… Post socket… Rhett: Oh, light post Malone. There you go! There you go, Rhett! I honestly didn’t think anybody was gonna get it. – ( laughter ) – Light post. – Light post? – Yeah, you know, light post Malone. Oh, what’s up, Rhett and Link? Link: Phone Malone. Hold on. Oh, sorry, gotta take a call. Uh… Oh, uh… On hold Malone. What’s up? What’s up, Timmy? He’s talking to Timmy. – Tell Timmy hey. – Timmy’s unrelated. Oh. But I will say hi to Timmy. What’s up, Timmy? Rhett: Three-way call Malone? Call waiting Malone. – Rhett: Oh, uh… – Link: Call… Rhett: Some– it’s when somebody… Sorry, I’m gonna have to do that later. – ( laughter ) – Put… Posthaste Malone? Link: Procrastinat… Post-crastinator. Sorry, Timmy, I’m gonna have to do that later, I am on Rhett and Link. ( Rhett laughs ) Stevie: You guys are so close. Real close, that’s why I want somebody to get it. Posthumous? Post… you’re just… It’s dying. Postal Malone? No. If you can’t do something now, you’re gonna have to… until later. – Postpone Malone! – There you go, Rhett. – ( ding ) – Gosh! Postpone Malone. – Okay, you boys ready? – Yeah. I’m coming at you big time now. – All right. – He’s coming big time this time. Link: “The Post.” “The Post” movie. Post: That’s the name of the movie. Link: “The Post…” Malone. Yeah, that’s right! That’s why I said… – It’s the movie, is “The Post.” – “The Post,” yes. Malone, because he’s in it now. It’s a Steven Spielberg film, everybody… ( Rhett laughs ) That’s good, all right, so it’s five to two. Dang it. Link, you gotta catch up. I’ll do it, I’ll do it. – W… – Link: Toast Malone. – Ah-ha! – That’s pretty good. – That’s pretty good. – He’s on the comeback trail! – Didn’t even have to say it. – This one’s tough. It doesn’t really– it almost rhymes. Say it with an accent. ( with accent ) Post Malone bologna. ( laughter ) Rhett and Link: Uh… Am I Italian? Uh… – Pissed Malone? – Wow, what a guy. – Wow! – That’s incredible. All right, the good news is, for the rest of “Good Mythical Morning” history, Post Malone’s gonna be right over there in that square. Hold on, I get my prize. And you get a prize. I become a meme, I don’t know what it is. Ugh. Stevie: Any guesses? Ooh, Rhett McLaugh Lines. – ( laughter, applause ) – Stevie: Yes. Is that it? – ( Rhett and Link laughing ) – Ah! Hey! Rhett: What? – He’s better than you! – That is crazy! I feel like Mr. Rogers or something. Thanks to Post Malone for being here. Check out his new single “Rockstar,” available now, did I have to tell you that? And look out for his album “Beerbongs and Bentleys,” – coming soon, right? – Yes, sir, hopefully. And thank you for liking, commenting and subscribing. You know– oh, you say… – Both: “You know what time it is.” – Post: Oh. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Andrew. And I’m Jack. And we’re from Melbourne, Australia. Both: And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – All right. – Down under! Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. And click the top link to watch us get a sweet taste of the pizza churro… – Ooh. – …in “Good Mythical More.” And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. 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