GMM 1273.2: We Covered Ourselves In Magnets

( music playing ) On this show, we like to ask life’s most important questions. Like what happens when two grown men put on a full body oppositely charged magnetic suits. And hug. Okay, so we decided to get dressed in two separate rooms because we have no idea what will happen when these two suits are in the same place. Michael, will you be my squire? Uh, I supposed I have to, huh? – Usually, when I dress you, you’re nude. – Right. – So, this is confusing. – ( giggling ) Shimmy a little. Oh, this is– this is where we’re locking up already. Yeah. This thing’s pretty heavy. Ooh, the bunching. Pull the magnets apart, Alex! ( laughing ) I’m trying! They’re going together so fast. Rhett: Pull them apart! All right so we got it halfway. That’s one leg, that’s about 50% I’d say. I’m not just legs, man. Oh, I pulled one off. Don’t tell anybody. Okay. Put it right there. You don’t have a phone in your pocket, do you? Uh, no I do not. – Okay, because– – I do have an implant that I’m a little – that I’m a little worried about. – Where? ( laughter ) Well I kind of look like a backup dancer in the “Beat It” music video. I could punch you in the back as hard I wanted – and it wouldn’t hurt you. – What’s back there? A plate? – Oh, that actually hurt a lot. – Sorry. – Plates look good. – How is it right here? It’s uh, it’s uh– looking firm. They put plates in the back too? Look at me. Look at you. You must shop where I shop. You got a for on there already. There we go! Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Oh! – ( laughs ) There it is. – That’s amazing. Switch up. – Knife? – No. – Bigger knife? – No! The non sharp stuff. Both: Yeah! – What is this? – It’s a cheese grater. – Stick it to my body. – Both: Yeah! I want more! I want more, and I want it fast– That’s a knife. – Oh! – Link: There we go! Whoa-ho! I never thought I’d be so happy to have tongs on my dong. ( laughs ) Chopsticks. Stick in the crotch stick. Chopsticks? It’s not gonna work. Greater than, less than. On the chest man. Oh! Let’s try again. That’s broken. Okay, here we go. – Yes! – Oh! Don’t get too close! Measuring sticks? They’re plastic. – Tape. – It’s gotta be metal. ( both screaming ) – I don’t want to get too close! – Don’t hug me yet. – ( snapping ) – Wow! ( laughter ) Did you hear that. You were like, reverse peel. ( grunting ) Try to slam it and see if it separates from me. – Slam! – Uh! You all right? I left a piece of me… I’ll take that back. ( clattering ) There we go. – Can I open it? – Yeah. Oh, yeah. Now we’re stuck. Ha-ha. I’ve got a trash can on my abdo-man. We don’t need this cheese grater, it’s broken. – ( snapping ) – Oh, gosh. There’s only one thing left to do. ( Western music playing ) – Let’s hug it out. – Okay, bro. We’re not exactly hugging. – ( laughing ) – I don’t know why we kept our arms out. – Maybe we should just hold hands now. – But you’re– There we go! There we go! All right, what do you want to do now? Okay. Keep watching to watch us guess different animal mating sounds. Rhett: Pin your crush this Valentine’s Day with a GMM pin available at mythical.store.

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