GMM 1281.3: Olympic Face Or Kicked In The Balls Face? (GAME)

( music playing ) We are back! Like “Roseanne,” except you decided to actually watch this. Ooh! Now, the Olympics are about to wrap up and, uh, I’ve really been enjoying the athleticism, but what I’ve been enjoying even more is the face that some of the competitors make when they’re in the height of sportiness. Uh, yeah, they’re pretty intense, but, um, but if you just isolate some of the faces, – Mm-hmm. – They look a lot like somebody getting hit in the nuts. – Yeah. – Hence, this game. Stevie is gonna show us a still image of a close up of a face. and it could be an Olympian in the midst of sportsness. Or it could be someone in the midst of getting hit in nutness. And we answer with our paddles. All right. Give us the first one. Oh, gosh, that guy is looking up. You know, if you’re going to get hit in the nuts, look away from it. Speaking from experience. This could definitely be a weight-lifting face. I know, that’s– I didn’t want to say that – but that’s what I was thinking, too. – And these are not limited to these are any Olympics they’re not limited to winter. Stevie: Correct. Uh, so I’m gonna say Olympic face. It’s a dead lifter. Stevie: It is an Olympic face. – Link: Oh, no! It’s a diver! – Rhett: It’s a diving face. – Link: That dude’s diving? – Stevie: It’s Hang Yin from China. at the 2007 Australian youth Olympic festival. Yeah, I remember that dive. Ironically enough, this photo is also a nut shot. – Rhett: Yes, it is. – All right, give us another one. So, we would have gotten it right either way. Ooh, this is very pixilated. That scares me. Rhett: Is that Nicolas Cage? Link: Well, it looks like it could be an eraser ( giggling ) on a pencil. This guy doesn’t look like an Olympian. I’m just gonna go off that. I mean, he looks too sad. He looks too sad and defeated to be an Olympic athlete, so I’m saying, nut shot! He could be lifting weights. He could be diving also. I’m saying he’s a diver, or– I’m gonna go out on a limb here. Olympian. Stevie: This is a nut shot. Let’s watch. – Rhett: Ooh. – Link: Oh. What was that? – Stevie: That was a soccer bopper. – ( ding ) This is from the BF versus GF YouTube channel. – Link: Okay. – Rhett: Uh-huh. Way back in the day, huh? – Uh… – Well, shoot. Yeah, look at that guy. I don’t even know who that guy is. – Link: Hm. – Rhett: But he deserves everything that he got. – Yeah. – ( laughs ) That’s not the BF or the GF. – No. All right, next. – All right, hm. – Link: Ooh! – Rhett: This is a– this is a shot putter. – Olympic face. – Link: Because you think that– Rhett: He’s just so, he’s so big. The shot put is literally up against his neck. And that is the official face you make while shot putting. You have to do that– ( sharp exhale ) Oh, gosh. So, we agree, are we right? Stevie: You’re correct, it’s an Olympic face. – Link: Look at that guy. – ( ding ) – Rhett: Shot putter! – Link: And it wasn’t even under this– Rhett: Got the right sport and everything. Link: Man, why is he keeping the other shot put ball – in his cheek. – It’s a spare. – Is it called a ball? – It’s a speed round. Whoop, whoop, whoop! You gotta– – Bloop, bloop, bloop. – You take ’em right out – and go for it. – Like that thing spitting out– – bird-oh on… – That’s old Roberts. – Super Mario 2. – The only guy named Robert who adds an S. Uh, okay, next. Link: Ooh, Dracula! ( imitates Dracula laugh ) Rhett: Yeah, this guy’s out. This is not an Olympic athlete. Link: He’s got this eye makeup. Yeah, I don’t think there’s a goth competition… – in the Olympics. – That eyebrow arch is on fleek. I’ma bring that back. – I think this guy’s too– – This is a nut shot. Yeah, he’s too old for the Olympics. – Stevie: Guys… – Unless he’s rifleman. Stevie: This is an Olympic face. – No! – Ah, dang it. I could have tied you. – ( buzzer sounds ) – Stevie: It’s Russian figure skater Evgeni… oh, gosh. ( laughs ) Both: Evgeni “Oh gosh?” Yup, ( laughs ). Makes a lot of sense. Now, is this an action shot or is this just the way his hair is all the time? – ( laughs ) – It’s styled like that. – Yes. – He’s just like, “Hmm, at my hair.” Now, hold on, now. Be honest, you’ve seen people walking around the mall – with hair like that. – Oh, yeah. And they’re women over 40. – Oh, really? – Yes. Well, and sometimes Russians skating. Uh, give us another one. Shoot, I could have tied you on that one. Oh, doing a little stinky. Rhett: Oh, they don’t allow goatees like this in the Olympics. Yeah, this, I’m saying this is a nut shot. I can’t let you pull ahead. I’m sticking– I’m sticking with nut shot. Nut shot face. That is not a shot of nuts. Stevie: (laughs ) You guys are correct, let’s watch. ( ding ) Link: Oh, slow motion! Rhett: What is that guy in the back doing? Link: He’s spotting him. In case he fell. Rhett: No he’s not, look. He’s looking away. Ooh, no, he was celebrating by doing a hip thrust. I just didn’t want to draw attention to it. Rhett: I wanna be right there next to the action! – Okay, no one wins – Uh, okay. Still in the lead. – ( exhales ) Give me another one. – Stevie: That’s all we got. – Oh, I win. – Stevie: That’s all the faces and nuts we got for you. Can you just start rolling clips of people getting hit in the nuts? Or I can kick you in the nuts right now. If you wanna see it, we’ll freeze it and you can take it home and frame it. Uh, let me think about that, no. Thank you for commenting, liking, and subscribing. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Trey. And I’m… ( overlapping names ) All: And it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. – Ooh! – Uh-oh. Be careful. Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. 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