(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Gifticality. We’re donating $1,000 to Make-A-Wish of Southwest Florida to aid in their work granting wishes for children who are critically ill. Special shout-out to Alyssa for her work volunteering at this chapter. Join us in giving at sfla.wish.org. – Thank you for being your mythical best. Man. – What a game, man, what a game. – Was so close to winning that dart game that uh, maybe I earned a little bit of Westeros, but uh, let’s bring it. (thumping) – Uh-oh. (laughs) Uh-oh. – It’s uh– – I am Daenerys Targaryen, queen of the dragons. You will bend a knee and honor me, ruler of the seven kingdoms. – Are you responsible for my dart victory? Did you appease the gods? – My assistant Grey Worm couldn’t be here to speak for me today. – Oh gosh. Wow, you’re Khaleesi. – Yes. – I know a little bit. – I am Queen Mother of Dragons. – This is like a horn. – Yes, that was given to us by a fan of this mythical show. – (laughs) A fan. We call them the Mythical Beasts. You’re very familiar with that. – Yes, my dragon babies love to eat beasts after school. – After school? – After their dragon school. – Look at your hair, can I touch it? – Yes. – Okay. – I think it’s rude to touch people’s hair. – Okay, sorry, it’s just, I don’t think it’s real, sorry. – Is your hair fake as well? (laughs) – Just the white parts. – Oh, I see. – Pluck all that out. – You’ve made a joke. (laughs) – All right, so what do we have here? – Now, you’ve wrapped this burger in the skin of another animal. – Oh, my assistant Grey Worm wrapped it, but yes, we uh, that is clucluck, the animal clucluck. – [Both] Clucluck? – Yes, it is a distant member of the cockatrice. – Oh. – Oh, it’s a cockatrice. – He said they’re cousins. – You killed our mascot? – Well uh, I would say parts of him are still alive. – Oh gosh. – Oh my goodness. – You just skinned him. – Open that up. – He’s currently being tortured. – That’s a lot of skin for a cockatrice, isn’t it? – Oh, and it’s just a burger in here. – [Daenerys] Yes, there is um, it is a McMutton, and they opened a McDonald’s in Westeros. – A McMutton, it’s freakin’ lamb. – Are you sure it’s not Westeros? Because my friend here– – Yeah, that’s the gas station. – I think the dialect depends on what part of the region you are from. – Oh gosh, it’s mutton and then, mutton is an adult sheep, right? – Yes. – Now if you’re– – As opposed to a veal? – If you’re an Ear Biscuiteer, you listen to our podcast, you know that sometimes we answer questions that people have and we let you guys ask us questions. – Well we, no, we were settling an argument. – We were settling arguments and there was a couple, a woman whose husband was trying to tell her that a lamb was not a baby sheep, but it was a different species. – When I settle arguments, I eat the throat of my victims. – Uh-oh. (crew laughs) – Did you do that with him? – Yup, we did. – We don’t do that on our podcast. – He’s dead now. – It’s not a violent podcast, it’s just a friendly conversational thing. (speaking foreign language) – Uh-oh. – We don’t … – That is a prayer in my native Valyrian language. – What did you say? – I said I hope he rests in peace. – Pieces? – Yes. (laughs) – What else do I have in here? – Why don’t you bite the McMutton? – Khaleesi, what else is on the mutton? – This is, um, the milk and curds of sheep. – [Link] Oh, I thought you were gonna say milk of the poppy. You’re gonna put him right out. – So it’s sheep’s milk, I’m eating a sheep. – It’s the cheese. – With the milk on it. – You people in this world call it cheese. – Yup, mm-hmm. – We call it curd bricks. – Curd bricks? – Curd bricks. – Yes, it’s an unknown word. – And what kind of sauce? – Big fan of Stanley Curd Bricks. – That is, funny you should mention, that is a honey sauce. – Honey sauce on stalks, cabbage. – With cumin and um, the Italian folk, they call this decavallo nero. – I call that dinosaur kale. – You have an Italy in your country as well? – We did, before the, it was before the Romans came. We took them down, and right now, they’re kind of in power, it’s a strange experience. – Oh wow, spoiler alert. – Shall I eat it? – Yes, please. – You earned it, man. – Have at it. – Just barely. Wow, that’s red, should it be that pink? Because I hope it kills you. – It is, it’s very high quality McMutton. – That’s really good. – What’s it taste like? I wanna smell it, but I don’t want to bite it. – It tastes like lamb. – I don’t like lamb that much, sorry. – It’s no offense, I eat squirrels for snacks. – What is this, this is a McFlurry? – That is a lemon cake McFlurry, yes. My second dragon baby loves that for snack. – Lemon cake? – Yes, because the McDonald’s opened in Westeros. – Let me eat it. – Fine. – I mean, you did very well, but you didn’t win. (laughing) She loves dark humor. – Poor baby with the fake hair. (laughing) – [Rhett] Do I just suck on this spoon? – [Link] You can do that. – That uh, okay. – Nope, doesn’t work. – I don’t think there is, uh, there is no hole in the aorta of that spoon. – It has an aorta? – Uh, everything with a tube has a block-end aorta, doesn’t it? – I think you’re right. – That’s anatomy. How is it? – Good, there’s nothing weird about this one? – No, it’s just the lemon cake. (laughs) My brother Viserys loved to bathe in lemon cake. – He’s a troublemaker, that one. – He is, he uh, he is one of the people who will be resting first. Before us. – Spoiler. – For sure. – Did you, did you get hit with pain? It’s like you almost said something, but you were like. – I’m just trying to keep you guessing. – Can I have a taste of the burger? – Can I have a taste of the– – Yeah, you can have a taste of whatever you want. – Thank you so much. Mm. – Is it as good as you remember? – Actually, it’s quite better. The lamb is– – This is good, too. – Is dead here, which is different than what I’m used to. Eating an animal while it’s alive is a very gratifying experience. – Yeah. – You’re so creepy. – I bet, I’d love to watch that. – You’re too creepy for me, girl.