(slapping) (upbeat music) – We’re not pizza purists. We believe that you can put anything on a pizza, and a pizza on anything. – That’s why we’re about to turn Link into a human pizza. It’s time for The Human Pizza Challenge. Link, as always, I’d like to start by asking, do I have your consent to turn you into a human pizza? – Of course, Rhett. Thank you for asking. – Do I have your consent to disrobe you? – No, let me do that myself. – Good, I’m glad. Link, if you would lie down, because you are going to be the dough. – This is a big freakin’ pizza box, by the way. – Yeah, you’re a big man. You’re gonna be the dough boy. – Are you saying I’m doughy. – I mean, I’d say, pretty good for a 39 year old man. – Thank you. – Okay, because you’re the dough, we’re gonna glutanize you a little bit by just flouring you up. And I’d like to get the help of delivery guy, Chase. You know how it works around here. The delivery guy helps make the pizza. It’s a small operation. – Okay. (classical music) – I’m just gonna, I’m gonna just, just gonna rub it in a little bit. Okay, it’s a little rough. (slapping) Okay, now you’re nice and floured up. Now I gotta use my homemade sauce. (classical music) Okay, here we go. – Whoa! It’s cold! – Yeah. – Dang, you gotta heat up the sauce first, guys! – Okay, just… – Ooh! – I like a thick sauce. – Oh! (classical music) – Okay. – Okay. Saucy! – Oh! Good gosh. – All right Link, I’m ready to put this all over your face. – Oh gosh. – Are you ready to receive it? – I guess, yeah. (classical music) – This is my favorite flavor of pizza, by the way. Pepperoni – And mushrooms. – and mushroom. – I cannot see, or hear. But I can definitely taste. – Whoa! I just put a piece of pepperoni in your mouth. – Try again. – Oh, two. Now I got some mushrooms. – I don’t like mushrooms. – Oh no, I’m gonna make you pepperoni eyes. (laughing) I’m gonna give you a third eye. Third eye of insight. (classical music) Now I would like to ask the other members of the Death Cab for Pizza racing team to come in and help me melt the cheese so we can have a uniform pizza. Put it on high. Whoa! – [Chase] It, yeah, it’s so delicious. – Oh yeah. (upbeat music) – [Rhett] Is he gonna melt? – [Link] Oh! That feels good! – [Chase] I feel like I’m blowing toppings off more than I’m melting. (laughing) – Why you flaming my ear? (laughing) – [Rhett] Okay, I think that’s about as good as we’re gonna get, guys. – [Link] I’m not done? – He’s still shivering. Oh no. We have the final toppings. Some grated Parmesan. Some crushed red pepper. (tearing) (classical music) Yeah, don’t breathe in. – You just want me to breathe out? – Only breathe out. (classical music) – I still don’t know what’s happening. I can’t hear or see. – That was Parmesan and crushed red pepper! – Okay! – And now, you’re going to a frat house! – Uh, k. – Oh, but first, just so we don’t ruin the pizza when we close the box, please give me the pizza protector. (laughing) – The what? – The pizza protector. You know. – Oh, okay. You mean the little stool? – Now! Come on in here, guys. Let’s close him up, and send him on his way. Let’s lower it down. (classical music) – What? Hey. What? Hey, guys. (mumbles) What’s hap… It’s dark in here. – Good Mythical Pizza. Hot and fresh. (laughing) You okay? – [Link] No! – Good. All right, click on through as we try to see if everyday objects can be musical instruments. – [Link] Get a pizza this exciting news. We have a new T-shirt line available at Mythical.store.