♪ She’ll be coming ’round the mountain ♪ ♪ She’ll be coming ’round the mountain ♪ ♪ She’ll be coming ’round the mountain when she comes ♪ (bright instrumental music) – Music, it’s one of the only languages everybody can speak, along with math, love, and eye-ger-by-jonny, but why does music have to be confined to musical instruments? Why can’t we make music out of every day objects? – We can, and we shall. We are going to be presented with everyday items that are not known for their instrument-ness. And our task, Rhett, is going to work together. I left a word out, to be- – Yeah. – To work together. – I understood where you were going. – And make them musical instruments. Can we do it? Let’s find out. (horn music) – Okay, our first item is– – [Link] The jacket, like a windbreaker. – This is a wind breaker. Windbreaker, lots of potential, here. – Oh, zipper, zipper, zipper, zipper. – Zippers and squishy-squishies. (zipper squeaking) You wanna be zipper man, I’ll be squishy man? – Yeah, I’ll be zipper man. (zipper rustling) – You think the navy sounds different than the green? – This thing stinks. – Oh, actually, listen. (jacket rustling) The green’s got a lot more noise in it. (jacket rustling) Who knew that dark colors– – We’re discovering stuff. – Absorb sound? – Alright, I’m ready. Hit the music, let’s see if can make it– (funky music) (jacket rustling) – We gotta compliment each other. (zipper rustling) You can’t fill all the space with the zips, that’s what I’m saying. – Oh, really? – Let’s compliment each other. – Okay. (funky music) (zipper rustling) (jacket rustling) (zipper rustling) (jacket rustling) (zipper rustling) (jacket rustling) (zipper rustling) (jacket rustling) (zipper rustling) (jacket and zipper rustling) And stop! – Wow! (crew laughing) Wow, we could be a band. – Wow! – Wow, just give us a couple windbreakers and a backing track– – Wow! – And stand back. (horn music) – Oh, an almost empty ketchup bottle. Okay, yeah. Here’s the burger, but we’re not gonna make the burger the instrument. This fart-maker right here, oh! – There’s only so much, though, you got so many farts, you know? – But you’ve also got what you just did– (ketchup bottle opening) – That’s once the farts are over. Once the farts are over, you go to bottle noises. And once the bottle noises are over, you go to burger noises. – Okay, so save the farts for the track. – That’s what I always say. – Okay. – Hit it. (polka music) (ketchup bottles squishing) – It’s not farting enough. (ketchup bottles squishing) – Now you go to that thing, and I’ll do burger. – Oh. (ketchup cap clicking) (burger slapping) (ketchup cap clicking) – Oh, come on, man! (ketchup bottle squishing) (burger slapping) – I think I can suck a fart back up in here. – Oh, come on, I’ve tried that. (ketchup bottle squishing) I think we’ve exhausted this to its full potential. (horn music) – Oh, coffee– – Grinder. – Grinder. – Its pretty much got one– (coffee grinding) – Whoa! (Rhett laughing) That is–it doesn’t just have one. (coffee rattling) – Oh, ah, yeah. Percussion! (coffee rattling) You gonna be that guy, and I’ll be this guy? – Okay. – Okay. Hit the music. (upbeat techno music) – Oh, oh, oh, oh! (coffee grinding) (coffee grinding) (tapping coffee grinder) (coffee grinding) (tapping coffee grinder) (coffee grinding) (tapping coffee grinder) (coffee grinding) (rhythmic coffee grinding) – I ground all the coffee up! – What? (coffee grinding) – I got new coffee. (crew laughing) – You’ve frozen. Whoa, look at your, look at your hair, man. – I was really excited about some, doing some more, man! – Hit it again! (rhythmic tapping and coffee grinding) Oh, mine’s stuck! Mine’s stuck! (coffee grinding) I can’t get mine to stop. (Link screaming) (coffee grinding) Good gosh, before the man loses his coif entirely. (crew laughing) That was a good one. Ketchup kind of sucked compared to this. – I love coffee. – I got more coffee! (Link screaming) (Rhett laughing) I got more coffee! – We need to go to the raves. – You’ve unhinged, man. – We should go to the raves with just a pound of coffee and a couple of grinders. (horn music) – We got some steak, hot plates, some tongs, and some butter, so. – I’ll load them up. – We’re gonna make, we’re gonna make a sizzle symphony here. (butter sizzling) – [Rhett] Oh, yeah. ♪ Butter your pan if you can ♪ ♪ If you think you’re the man ♪ ♪ Butter your pan ♪ – Alright, grab me a steak. Or, I’ll do that myself. – Alright, so we’re gonna hit the music before we lay the steak. And I think it’s more of a like percussively– – Yeah, it’s like a high-hat. It’s like a high-hat. – It’s like a high-hat? – Or a symbol. Alright, hit it. (fan whirring) (“She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain”) (steak sizzling) ♪ She’ll be coming ’round the mountain when she comes ♪ ♪ She’ll be coming ’round the mountain when she comes ♪ ♪ She’ll be coming ’round the mountain ♪ ♪ She’ll be coming ’round the mountain ♪ ♪ She’ll be coming ’round the mountain when she comes ♪ ♪ She’ll be riding six white horses when she comes ♪ ♪ She’ll be riding six white horses when she comes ♪ ♪ She’ll be riding six white horses ♪ ♪ She’ll be riding six white horses ♪ ♪ She’ll be riding six white horses when she comes ♪ – I think she rides six horses (mumbles) ♪ Where’d she get them white horses ♪ ♪ From ♪ ♪ We’ll just have to meet her when she comes ♪ ♪ We’ll all come out to meet her ♪ ♪ She’s been (mumbling gibberish) ♪ (mumbling gibberish) – Woo! Gather ’round the chuck wagon, we just made us a meal! And some music. – It’s a little rare. Take a bite. Alright– – I think the clear winner is (shushing) – Coffee grinder. – Coffee grinder. Your hair is the proof of that. – That’s right. – Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – That’s a good looking shelf, Quinn. – Thanks for that, Quinn. Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. – And click the top link to watch us open more things left in salt in Good Mythical More. (wheel spinning) – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. – [Link] The newest episode of our podcast Ear Biscuits is out today. Get it on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.