( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Welcome to Good Mythical More! Don’t Google that. Whatever you do, don’t Google, “Acupuncture gone wrong.” Oh, this is one that I do not want someone to walk over here, having Googled it – and show it to me. – But it’s happening right now. Uh! Uh! Oh! ( gagging ) Ooh! Ooh! Oh! – ( gagging ) – Ooh! – Oh! Somebody– Some of these are jokes. – “Hellraiser.” Somebody put “Hellraiser” in there. Oh! Oh! Photoshop, man. Some of them are photoshopped, but– – I don’t think all of them were. – Bring in the hot fries. – Whoo! We earned ’em. – Let’s do that first. Now I get the first fry because you disagreed with me. Mm-hmm. That’s why I’m sorry. I’ll never disagree with you again. So they’re hot now but they were not– They were not purchased today. – Mmm. – Did you give us the right fries? Quite a prize, guys. Thanks for that. You know fries don’t keep. All that work. You gotta eat fries right out the fryer. – Ew! – Yeah. – Yeah. – Okay. Boy, we really earned that one. Let’s move on. Are those better? Davin: You’re welcome! – Oh, gosh! – Are those from In-N-Out? – Those ones? – What a shame! Yeah, the reason that In-N-Out fries don’t work the next day, is because they’re so pure. – They’re so pure. – You gotta have McDonald’s fries the next day – if you’re gonna do a fry. – You do have McDonald’s fries right there, right? Davin: I think this is the McDonald’s fries. – I messed it up. Sorry. – Oh, hold on. So theses are warm McDonald’s fries? I put in the cold fries in the toaster oven. – You put the cold fries in the toaster oven. – Oh! Yeah. Oh, yeah. McDonald’s fries will last a millennium. – Yeah, these will not change forever. – Oh! I mean, with all the experiments we’ve done, this one’s already been done by many people. Oh yeah, here we go. Even though these are old and kinda cool– Still good. Salty. Fried in beef and with a beef flavoring. A beef seasoning. Oh! Yep! Yep! Davin. You gave us the wrong ones, man. Yeah. You know what? – We put a cactus– Well, they did. – It made it worth it. In salt for three months. Bring in the jar but don’t reveal it. Let’s conjecture– We’ll come up with our own options here. I’m not gonna glove that hand. This is my fry hand. Now the thing about the way we did it. Potentially we could’ve left the lids off of all of these salted items to see what would happen. I am curious what would’ve happened if it wouldn’t have been a closed system. At this point this is most like the watermelon, which means the water’s got no place to go. Just like we’ve learned now that– We’ve learned that with the liver and everything else. So, this is a succulent. It’s got all this water inside of it, but it’s just turned to goo, man. Right? But it’s kept its form in some way, because it’s very– it’s got a lot of integrity. The outside of a cactus has a lot of integrity. I’ve always trusted cactus. Let’s find out. You got no– You got no thoughts on it? Ow! – There’s a cactus right there. – There’s a dadgum cactus right there. Got me. You okay? It hurt a little. Oh, gosh! – Where is it? – Oh, gosh! It disappeared. I’m having a hard time eating these fries ’cause I’m thinking about that liver. Oh, yeah. – My taste buds are sad. – Oh, my gosh! – There’s just a hole. – What? – There’s just a hole. – What do you mean there’s just a hole? – There’s just a hole. – There is just a hole. – There’s a hole. There’s just a hole. – There’s a hole where a cactus used to be. Turn it a little bit more this way. Yeah, there you go. Look at that, it’s just a hole. – Cactus hole. – Cactus hole. – Right there. – Is there a cactus down in that hole? Right there. Right there. – Look at that. Look at that. – Right there. I can’t tell what you’re doing but I– You shouldn’t. Oh! – And there’s dirt on the bottom! – There’s dirt on the bottom. – It’s like yogurt. – Look! Look at that! – Look at that! Move your hand. – Fruit on the bottom. – Right– right here. – Fruit– You said fruit on the bottom. – Yeah. – It’s not yogurt. I’m like the worst– The worst host ever who like every time he tries to show you something he covers it. Right here. There’s– There’s fruit on the bottom. There’s fruit on the bottom. Talking about fruit, you said fruit. It’s just like yogurt. Ah, something’s wrong. I’m sorry. Oh! ( groans ) – There it is! – Oh gosh, it’s emerged! – It’s dangling. – Oh, man! Looks like an udder. Milk it. See if you can get some cactus milk out of it. – Put your lips on it. – I don’t– I don’t have a– You need to touch that. Oh! Yeah! I’ve got a rubber glove. I could just– You just pull. – Pull, man! – You just pull. ( groans ) It’s rubbery. Yeah, it– It’s rubbery in my shrubbery. It’s interesting because it really kept its shape in a lot of ways. Let me cut it in half with some skissors. Yeah, go right in the middle right there. I always just thought cactus were– Cacti were just completely empty with water inside. Now if you look at that, it’s– you can still see the greeney. Oh, it still smells good, too. Right there. – See the green? – You mean right here? Right– Right here. You can see all the– That’s like a– That’s like one of those SNL skits – that gets cut for time. – Right, yeah. It’s like, “I got an idea. It’s a guy who’s demonstrating everything and he’s covering it all.” ( grunts ) You know now they put all those on the internet. When they cut ’em for time, they actually put that in the title. “Cut for time” or “Cut last night” and then put it up on the internet. – See– – Cut last night. – So clickable. – Now, it’s– it’s rubbery. I mean, you just wouldn’t have thought but it’s– Again, what does that do? It sends all the moisture in in as opposed to pulling all the moisture out. – That’s– – No, because the cacti– Cactus was moist on the inside to begin with. But it’s more rubbery. – It basically makes the– – Preserved it. The moisture more uniform. It’s trying to make it more of one thing. It’s trying to goop it up and probably over a long period of time it would. All right, what else do we have in a thing? – Anything? Just a cactus? – Potentially nothing else, Rhett. – Okay. – I don’t want you to be disappointed – if the answer is nothing else. – Give me some more fries. Can have all the fries you want right there. I got some before you– Before they hit the cactus.