(crowd cheering) – Good Mythical Summer! – It’s Friday, which means we have some awesome guest hosts for you, the Try Guys. Zach, Eugene, Ned and Keith. – We miss you guys, but as you can see, we’re following our girl Tay Tay on her Redemption Tour. – We love you T-Swizzle, we’re shaking it off! – We’ll see you Monday. – Today we get Corn Holed. – Let’s talk about that. (light cheerful music) – Good Mythical Summer. – As you can probably tell, we are not Rhett and Link. There are tons of differences between us, I mean, they’re two guys, we’re four guys. – Six equally handsome gentlemen. – Think you guys would be Rhett – We would be Rhett ’cause we’re taller – If you don’t know us, Keith, Eugene, Ned and Zach, and we’ve got a show called The Try Guys where we try stuff there. – And today, we’re gonna try and take a classic tailgating game and make it regrettably disgusting. – [Zach] It’s time for toss your sack into my hole. – [Keith] If you miss, you’ll pay a toll. – [Ned] The toll you’ll pay is to eat gross food – [Eugene] But hey, at least you won’t be nude. (groans) – Here’s how it works. We split up into two teams. Eugene and me and Keith and Ned. Each round, there’s a new gross corndog at stake. – You stand opposite your team mate for the round. Each player gets two bean bags. We take turns tossing our bean bags at the opposite corn hole. – For every bag that lands on the wood you get a point. If the bag goes in the hole, you get three points, but if your bag gets knocked off the board, you get no points. – The most points at the end of each round wins and the losing team has to eat the corn dog. If it’s a tie, then we all have to eat the corn dog, let’s get to it! (whoops) (cheerful music) – [Zach] Round One Okay, this round our punishment corn dog is pig anus. – Alright, let’s do this, let’s do this. – [Ned] Crispy, crispy bacon. – C’mon little piggy. – Go pig. – [Keith] This little piggy went to market. – [Ned] Eh! Not bad! – He’s on the board! – Okay Eugene, I would just love some positive reinforcement, encouragement. (laughter) – You’re mother is lovely. (audience laughs) – She is. – She is very lovely, Margo Cornfeld, lovely woman. (all exclaim) – Power of love. – Alright. – Okay, c’mon little piggy. – Got that anus in the hole? (audience laughter) – Go join Zach’s little piggy. – You were tame, really blew it. – I’ve already lost this round. – Is it weird that I kinda wanna try the pig anus, I’ve never had it before. (sighs) – Certainly aren’t throwin’ like you wanna try it. – This is the most hand eye coordination I’ve ever had. – So the score is four to two, got some catching up to do. (exasperated sigh) (laughs) – Eugene, I love you. – Say something mean to me. – I love you. – No, no that’s really distracting – You’re so hot. – No, c’mon Zach give it to me. – You have a small cut on your knee (shouts exasperatedly) – Wow how is Zach the best? – (laughs) This is thrilling. (Eugene whispering) (wry chuckle) – [Eugene] He’s on the board. – Yknow, we won. – No no, we wanna get in the hole. (Keith whispering) – [Keith] That was terrible. – That was the strategy. – Aw man, I can’t believe we lost. (ding) Okay so we lost, so Ned and I are going to eat some pig anus that’s been delightfully deep fried in cornmeal – Mmmmmm. Mmm hm hm. It does smell, I mean it smells fried, it smells delicious. – And smells like an anus (laughs) – Smells like an anus? (audience laughs) – [Zach] It doesn’t look like an anus. – I get a little whiff of anus, yeah. – Are there multiple anuses, or, (audience laughs) are there more than one anus? – [Crewmember] One anus per… – There’s one anus per… – One anus per. – So there’s four pig butts. – So you just stick this in the pig and then pull it out and that’s it. – [Crewmember] Yup. – Just fry it? – Alright let’s go. – [Ned] Alright let’s eat it. – You wanna give us a countdown? – Yeah. Three Two – [Zach] Anus! – Oh it’s chewy (groans) (laughter) I’m gonna be totally clear, every part of a pig that I’ve eaten has been delicious, and this is no exception (laughter) – Ugh, I can’t, if I’m thinking of it like bacon, that’d be fine, but I’m thinking of it like an anus. – It only tastes like 10% like poop, the other 90% tastes like a porkchop. Mm, do we have to eat the whole anus? No, great (laughter) – [Eugene] Round 2. Our punishment this round is a fish eye corndog, which sounds delicious. – You must have the weirdest Amazon history. – At Good Mythical Morning, yeah. Okay, I don’t mind losing this one, fish eye sounds great. – Okay so just throw them all to the side, and… – Eugene! – Good start, great start, c’mon Ned! – It’s a Japanese delicacy. – Drop that fish in that bowl, no, c’mon. – I really was trying hard, don’t wanna eat fish eyes. (all exclaim) – Is it the taste you can see or the taste they can see? – [Ned] Yes! – That’s one! – That’s one! – Put it on the board! – What is this upside down we’re living in where Eugene sucks at everything? – Hey… – I think it’s just the–how did that stop on that ledge, look at that. But I should just go for the hole. – Always go for the hole. – Alright, c’mon, find your daddy little minnow. (gasps) Oh so close to Daddy. (audience laughter) – Okay, just keep swimming, okay. (Keith whispering) (Zach exclaims) – Yeah, alright we’ve done it now, just for fun, splam. (ding) (cheering and clapping – Yeah, put those eyeballs in your mouth! – Yeah, suck on those eyes. – This one is so much bigger, how many eyes are in here? – [Crewmember] About three per. – Three per… – Just like a fish (laughter). – There’s a horrible discoloration on this, I feel like there’s just eyes oozing from inside. – Aw, they’re crying. (sympathetic groans) Aw they don’t want to be eaten. – It’s mutual, alright, shall we? – No I’m not doing that. – What you don’t want to make it romantic? – No, alright. (retching sound) – Oooooooooooh. – [Ned] Oh no… (groans) (audience laughs) – It’s hard because the pupil inside is very hard. (horrified groans and coughing) – How are you making me vomit, I’m not even eating it. – It’s crunchy, you can’t swallow that. – Do you see that? (all exclaiming in disgust) – Oh God, oh God, oh God. – [Ned] Round 3 – Alright, next up our punishment corndog is gonna be congealed blood, so we’re gonna throw little fake blood packs. – Kieth, really try hard on this one. (excited exclamation) – I feel like these have a much better chance than the piggies. – C’mon Zach. (all ooh) – Still same point. – I feel like this is gonna be a draw. – This is gonna be a draw. (all chuckle slightly) – Oh, ’cause like drawing blood. – Subtle pun. – Very subtle, a little too subtle. – Yeah, alright, two two. – Aren’t you tempted to just slam it down, Ned, to just spike it, see if some blood will burst? – [Ned] No. – Okay c’mon man, this is everything. (all exclaim) – No, no! – Went from so good to so bad so quickly. – Slam it? – I think so, right, that’s funnier. (slaps on floor) – Whoa, Eugene, you had a chance to sweep it. – He told me to slam it. – [Ned] Well now we all have to eat it. (audience laughter) (ding) Oh well. – Man, now we all have to eat blood. – Aw man. – Wow there’s blood all over the place. – I just miss you guys, I wanna eat together. – There’s already like a very pungent smell. – It smells good, yknow the exterior… – You think it smells good? – What do you think it smells like? – I think it smells like, I don’t know, blood. (laughter) – Have you had like blood sausage before? – Yeah, I vomited for three days straight in Argentina. – Don’t do that. – What I’m just–I’m allowed to eat the corndog anyway I like. – You’re creeping me out with, you’re just–no, no stop it, I don’t like this. – Alright, you ready? – I’m not gonna cheers you, you’re licking it all– – No why not, don’t worry about it. You’re acting like my spit is grosser than the innards. – Ready? – It looks like chocolate. – That’s actually really good. – Guys, this is Asian food. – Um, this is Asian American food. – Aw man, I have to worry about (mumbles with food) Now, will it still be good this evening, only time will tell. – [Keith] Round 4. – Our punishment corndog for this round is bull testicles. – Start at the anus and now we’re at the balls. – It’s really funny to have balls inside of something phallic. – Not what you’d expect. – Not what you’d expect, exactly. – It taint what you’d expect. (all exclaiming) Am I allowed to say that? – Taint is medical. – It’s not medical at all. – It’s not? – Okay, Zach, we’re tied up, go for the gold. – All the nuts are on the line. (booing) – Sorry. – This one seems hard to get on there. – [Keith] C’mon man, c’mon man! – Thank you little bulls, thank you! (all exclaim) – Eugene, I believe in you, grab the bull by the nuts. (all exclaiming) – [Keith] We’re getting a little pile of cows. – Keith, do you think I could dagger that guy in there? – I don’t think that’s the way to go. – I think it is the way to go, and if you don’t do it, you’re a coward. – A COW-ard. – Coward, hey! – You gotta dunk your bull. – The fact that they’re telling me not to, makes me think I should. – Bull is a cow word. (groans) – [Zach] That’s only two hooves, (all clamoring) that’s not, it doesn’t count, can we get an official? Can we get an official scoring here, that is like 20% of the body at most. – And his balls are not on the wood. – Balls are off. – I think the balls not being on may be the… – The balls are off, yeah the balls are off. – We say it’s no. – So we’re tied? – You lead. – I gotta say props to the props to the prop department here, ’cause these are the most adorable little things, and I’m stealing them all when I leave. – Did you say props to the prop department? – Yeah. Subtle pun, actually less than subtle. (cheers) – Dang, dang dang dang. – I’m good at children’s games. – You’ve never been good at anything. (laughter) What the heck. – How come yours just slide right through and mine’s stuck– (all exclaim) – Mine’s playing defense, baby. – Now none of us can score, look how adorable it is just take it out of there, he’s like hello. – Somebody’s gonna eat my balls. – Should I move this out of the way in case one of them can get it in the hole? – I think that’s our reality now. – [Eugene] C’mon Zach. – So it’s tied. – Steer your cow in the right direction. – You’re on fire. – I know right. (gasps) – All comes down to this. – Tried to knock yours off but the defense… – Now did Keith knock Zach’s into the hole? (expectant noise) – It’s a tie. – It’s a tie, everybody’s eatin’ balls. – Everybody wins! – Everybody gets to eat a ball! – You’ve had this before? – Oh I’ve had a ball before. (laughter) – I just know that a friend of mine made a video with this and it ruined the microwave forever. – Are we the first guest hosts that enjoy losing as a group, because this is not supposed to be a celebration, but… – I’ll probably eat tomatoes off camera, I’m curious. – [Eugene] We are so… (laughter) – Alright cheers to balls. – [All] To balls! (Zach mumbling while chewing) – Wow, it’s tough. It’s tough, it’s chewy. – [Keith] It’s hard to eat it. These balls are so hard. – These balls are smaller than other ones I’ve had. – They’re smaller? This is–look at that, that’s a bull testicle right there. – [Ned] They’re cornhole sized. – I can’t even pierce the ball. – There’s so many veins in this thing. – Ah man, just look at the texture. – Well we had a great time, congrats to all of us for equally being poor at this game. – If you wanna see us try more stuff, check out our new channel in the link below. – I can’t do this, thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – I’m Melissa. – And I’m Kiana, and (together) we’re at a toga party and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality. – Click the top link to watch us play Never Have I Ever in Good Mythical More. – And find out where the wheel of mythicality is going to land. – [Zach] Wear a different mythical tee every day of the week, head over to mythical.store and pick your favorites. Hint, it’s all of them.