we have just seen something that has caused us to question everything about Boley let’s talk about that hi I’m Micah and I’m Eli we’re at snafus from North Carolina good mythical morning [Music] good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by royalty-free music library comm when we need royalty-free music for our videos we turn to royalty-free music library comm you should too we literally turn a figuratively turn tournament click turn click download insert edit well thanks for joining us today I trust that your life is made more mythical by every moment here with us at the good mythical morning internet show notably it’s assuming a lot it’s assuming a lot but there’s no other place where you can assume this much because there’s no other place on the internet where this type of thing happens in exactly this way at least with the two of us you know what happens when you assume you make an ass out of me and you make a nothing out of them that’s like a last suit without an L dangerous you’re in dangerous territory there plenty of times when we approves in the internet and find gems that we didn’t even know we were mining for videos that inspire that changed perspectives that illuminate that do awesome stuff you’re really building this up to I like I like it when you make a bigger do a lot of things in there really should be made of right because because because what because nothing because it just it did the illusion that you create for me and the people makes our lives better exactly 1961 was the year when Brunswick a company that makes bowling balls and I think lots of other stuff that is built into bowling alleys bowling equipment etc etc etc whatever they made a bowling commercial that let’s watch it together yeah and and just travel back in time to 1961 it’s like a time machine on YouTube where we get to watch a video and talk about it together and then talk about it some more afterwards are you ready yes are you ready let’s press play on this thing afternoon when things slow down one more when you’re wondering what to do let’s go luck is your turn go bowling that’s exactly what I was thinking oh she said and look at me give me a week the nice looking ladies like the boat I look good yeah what was happening with her leg there she’s got an inch she can’t scratch Oh romantic connection white people really love so beau she’s disappointed whatever Hey look at my arm and my fingers I’m a snap oh you don’t want to do that you have any idea what kind of bacteria is in those holes turn the light on triple ax she got the xxx it’s called a Turk I don’t see this with a garlic look at me oh the shake hands together or makes friends so fast as bowling so call a friend old Brunswick tomorrow tomorrow take immediate action on this this ad and go bowling why did they say tonight yes cuz you could in 1961 you couldn’t go out at night you had to go into the curfews is too dangerous this is an atom bomb the wall wasn’t down yet yeah gotta go the next day go tomorrow go tomorrow during the daylight and have fun if they say at the end nothing makes friends quicker or something to that effect as bowling more quickly more quickly better yep exactly then Boeing so that’s what’s gonna get people out in droves in 1961 now we need to make friends with girls in long skirts we saw this and we thought you know what we haven’t bowled in a while and you know what bowling it meant something to it meant something to us oh yeah very recently in our life I mean proof is in the pudding people do you know the first single date that I went on with my future wife Christy I’d gone on a couple of group dates with her like hey let’s go to Applebee’s with some friends and blah blah blah and you know it’s no pressure if you don’t like me it’s easier for you to escape all morning this is the group of people maybe she just got lost you know it helps the ego to go on a group date you’re getting to know a girl right but but at the time we were moving into whom the interest level is starting to percolate I said hey baby you want to go on a date with me just me and you a single date me and you we can go to a place a land filled with hardwoods and round balls a bowling alley don’t don’t look in it it’s a read into it too much I just want to take you to a bowling now no and we went on a bowling date and but and it was great and for me personally bowling played a pivotal role in my relationship with my wife because one of the very first dates that we went on was a bowling alley you were there really and it was competitive it was because there’s couples bowling this is like rides a group date it was a group date but this is right after we had begun like our official relationship and so I was like we are a couple Rhett and Jessie or a team and I’m very competitive if you didn’t already know it so I was like we gotta breathe he’s overcome rough she bought a 36 that contributed a 36 like and perfect scores a 300 yeah yeah just for reference 36 you you have to try very hard to Bolla 36 and I didn’t I’m not a complete jerk have to try very hard I am a Jed but I wasn’t like I wasn’t yelling out or talking trash to you in front of everybody else but when you call my face well when she went up to bow and her back was turned you’d be like why my day just to look on my face the disappointment she was like what we’re here to have fun I was like we’re here to win I ended up having to make up I did up having to make up with her by creating I went and got this bowling party little Barbie kind of thing and I remade it and printed her name on it and said she bowls a 36 and I gave it to her as a gift to like say haha it’s okay we lost but it’s really our relationship is more important than winning bowling not really not about her and I still got that thing we’ll show it I am a jerk but I’m a crafty jerk so you should still continue to date me and we took a bowling class in college together with NC State University that was an actual class the humor do you remember what the number was on the class PE what was the number have no idea 486 which I mean if it’s a 100 class it’s like a an advance I mean that’s like a freshman year class like a remedial class but this is a 486 this is like I’m talking advanced but this is still bowling level one you got to get it you got to be like a senior before you can take bowling because all you people just think it’s just like going into a fantasy world where hey I get to wake up roll out of bed we had to go at 8:30 in the morning here I loved it though we had to go 8:30 to that class my goal out of better than roll about we would walk over the Hillsborough Street to the bowling alley that looked to this day it looks exactly like the bowling alley so mad it doesn’t have the crazy digital thing you have to like does it have wires you know backlight you have to put the X’s and the numbers on there no music 1961 the way it should be but a thing that we were talking about is why is it that no one cares about this that bowling is like a cheesy thing that you do at midnight with lasers and stuff it’s because of video games video games dang it I mean listen you think we’re a bunch of old fogies we probably are video games are ruining everything you know what my kids have bowled before on Wii bowling that’s not another lingos is a gun how are you supposed to make friends with avatars you need to be able to put your fingers in that ball it’s got all the bacteria from other people’s fingers and you need to feel the weight you know it’s just like the way the we control it is like you need to feel the weight you know what size ball do I need and on the Wii the the avatars you make friends with they’re not even detailed they’re just there they’re so undetailed faceless you know well they have faces but they’re not undetailed face yes detail.this face you want to make friends with women from 1961 I mean the technology will improve the hair I mean in a few years they’ll be like look just like people I’m gonna it’ll sing just like you’re bowling that’s foul and I think it’s okay then but no no no no exactly not no I don’t disagree or agree with myself the point is you should go bowling we were taught how to do you know you saw I’m like doing the xxx and marking part of whole classes were devoted to just knowing how to keep score without a computer or what else you’re gonna do it’s a bowling class I mean if that’s not part of the curriculum then what are you learning I well they also taught us how a lot of bowling alleys don’t even have these anymore but right there at the way you put your feet if so you can’t go over the line there’s like little dots or maybe the further back can’t remember because I don’t go bowling anymore I mean I do have video games now but then about eight feet out down the lane there are marks like this I think they have those on the Wii bowling also and they talked about she talked about starting your feet on a mark and then lining don’t look at the pins you’re supposed to look at the arrow and you’re supposed to Bowl in such a way to not make it spin they told us to not spin the ball well that’s and I was beginner bowling and gia geometry ties this thing into us usually not supposed to go for the ball you’re supposed to go for the arrows but the bottom lines of best score I bowled a 2:10 one time that was the best I ever did no I I broke 200 once it’s hard to do that I don’t know what I got but I know I might have been 201 or something but it’s difficult to do in my first game is always my best game if I ever go bowling if I don’t what ever I do the first games is the best I’m gonna be because my hand cramps up and now all that bacteria just starts eating away like a brown recluse has bit me and then the next day I have to go in for treatment really and it’s horrible and I’m like why didn’t I just do this on the Wii gosh the bottom line and then we’re gonna we’re gonna get out of this is we get out next time you think about Wii bowling you should be like heck stop hey don’t no no no no let’s not do this let’s find the nearest bowling alley let’s go let’s find a ball let’s stick our fingers in it let’s get dirty let’s get our hands dirty below in the holes first though and see if something crawling you don’t have to learn how to do this if you don’t want to learn how to tick keep score let the totally brainless robot keep score for you that’s fine if you have to do that get go out mingle mix meet other people find the person in the lane next to you and say hey uh Gunny pointers you know listen to this kind of music yeah that’s good alright let’s bring up you bring up the wheel of mythicality this episode is paid for by the Bowling Association of America no it’s not if it was that would be awesome like is this is like the drink milk campaign it’s like there is no it’s just a milk this is the bowling we’re gonna bring that back there’s gonna be commercials on television everybody should be bowling it’ll be paid for by the government I can come Olli it’s a little too expensive but you should still do it Rhett ignores man we almost got it Rhett ignores link hey Jason where’s link he was supposed to come in today I’m I’m right here hello I mean his his chair is here I’m not eight years old this is I’m not gonna fall for this his computer is here I’m right here link I’m not hiding is he hiding in here you can see me right like I’m not going crazy listen this is what this is our chance we should sabotage him what yeah I I I’m here sabotage me how I’m here I’m gonna put I’m here I’m gonna put I’m right here I’m gonna put a time right underwear is I’m gonna put indict any Street sabotage this Punk [Music]