Lync reveals his dogs amazing ability to me let’s read about that I’m Justin from Camden New York good mythical more good good good good good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by the rhettandlink community over at red link calm just click on beasts that’s where a mythical beast gather in the virtual sense to exchange ideas and information and plans to take over the world in a in a very genuine good sense not like a like a bad sense yeah you should go there you would see what’s happening today we continue our reading of the screenplay that we were wrote when we were 14 years old entitled gutless wonder some of you have talked about you guys are driving cars in this thing well we started we were 14 it took a lot of complete we were anticipating the purchasing of vehicles at some point or at the inherent the heritage so many questions questions answers answers we begin with scene 3 today entitled Tucker’s ability you can go back to last Friday if you missed that for some reason and you want to catch up from the beginning you need to catch up for the beginning if you didn’t see last Friday’s episode click somewhere here to make that happen and this is bad we wrote this when we were 14 so enjoy it for what it is this is hopefully so bad it’s good because that’s our only hope of it being good yeah right just enjoy it it’s a trip man this is just trip let’s get in the car even though we’re 14 and let’s take the ride today we rejoin Our Heroes the gutless wonders rhett and Link in the previous episode you remember link contact a Rhett on the telephone telling him that he had something quote so bad it’s good he said it was bad and I said bad in a good way or bad in a bad way quote bad to tell him bad in a good way bad in a good way ok scene 3 cut – Rhett drive up links drive way cut Tourette get out and walk to door inside of house show rats head peek in and looks around rats viewpoint link finishing breakfast cereal and mouth motions for replica moon previous position Rhett walks in and sits at table close-up of read lots of lots of too much we got a shot direction we’re not in a typical script no we didn’t know what’s this amazing thing you gotta show them hold on link turns up ball straight on shot of link let’s ball down there is a black ring where ball was and what is that ring on your face uh I must have slept on my face last night Rhett with puzzled look zoom out so tell me what about tell me about this amazing thing linked with ring I think I’m gonna have the ring the whole scene I discovered it last night and you won’t believe it Tucker can dress himself pause now at the time I had a dog like a border collie big dog brown shaggy dog named Tucker so he was naturally a star of the film we did not change his name for the film Tucker can dress himself your dog can dress himself sure enough come on outside Lincoln reg get up and exit outside they come out door link – Rhett Tucker responds to ancient Indo German commands – Tucker royal crown Rolf’s Tucker comes up link has some clothes in his hand throws them around corner Tucker goes around corner link turns to Rhett it usually takes him a minute or so he has trouble tying his shoelaces Rhett wood disbelief okay Lync walks around the corner and tells the RET to come read comes around close-up a face extremely amazed holy juju beans with hot sauce a dog can dress himself Shou Tucker fully dressed and this is Tucker’s line I mean like Tucker can also speak I’m not an idiot but I would like some juju beans neasha taught more like Scooby oh I’m not an idiot oh that’s good you do it I would like some jujubes genrih you you me Tucker you ought to call that news guy what’s his name uh Ronald McDonald no you idiot news guy not french-fry or the comedy is it here’s amazing in the same and then Tucker huh bitch Salman Baumann loves golf yeah Fellman thälmann so you’re not even acknowledging that Tucker can speak only that he can dress with you I’m not amazed by that at all apparently all right I’ll go call him right now – Tucker stay out here and uh knit a sweater no sweat new fresh Lincoln Rhett go inside link picks up phone close up of dialing five five five five five five five already brought that joke back phone rings at Secretary’s desk news channel one selma Thelma’s office may I help you yeah I’ve got a great story for you guys what is it well my dog Tucker can dress himself Fellman foul man walks up to the desk I have somethin on the line who says his dog can dress himself bellman in a high whiny voice give me that film bellman takes the phone and talks to link in a newscaster voice your dog could dress himself yes mr. Thormann he can bellman to secretary in his whiny voice this is miraculous thank in his pro voice bring your dog in by the morning prepared for the airwaves okay link hangs up helman to secretary and whiny voice our ratings are all me up not now barb link turns to Rhett mr. Thormann himself told me to come in the morning if I’m gonna be on TV I’m gonna need a haircut yeah man you need one you’ll have to ride your bike cuz my mom wants me to go home and clean the cactus chata fling for the confused face understandably confused yeah red turns around you’re gonna be on TV man rhett and Link high-five close-up of hands hitting get close-up of that right there big wheels begins which is what we thought proud mary was called okay let’s go on to the barbershop listen I don’t think we’ll get to this whole scene but let’s see how far we can get big wheels still playing still shot of the road link rides on by on his bike camera follows link out of sight repeat shot three times changing only the mode of Link’s transportation close up a barber spinner hand out to link coming up link goes in music ends shot of all the barbers they turn to camera now I will say this is inspired by true events it was a barbershop beside our elementary school we got our haircut it had three chairs each chair had its own barber the names that you hear in this scene are the real names of the real barbers who inspired this this scene which I remember writing because I was always had a lot of stress and which barber I was gonna choose okay all the barbers nice to meet you nice to be here link looks at the barbershop barbers motioning to sit in their chair show links face contemplating focusing on eyes focus on my eyes link voiceover thinking hmm which barber should I go to I’m looking for a nice clean short but conservative trim who would be best shot of Melvin Cooley cleaning chair with mini varying shots link voiceover Melvin Cooley tall but short he’s a veteran been put to the barbering grinder let’s remain sharp of course he’s always itching to cut off every last hair from her scalp cut to close-up of Melvin with a smile and not he’s a conversationalist knows many a joke many bad jokes another angry look from Melvin shuts so Melvin can hear my thoughts shots of Elton Lancaster sweeping Elton Lancaster robust but agile he takes his precious time but then again I have precious air his words are few but that’s a link thinking he doesn’t say much linked with embarrass look and cut to Elton confused look I don’t really like the way his belly presses against my elbow when he’s doing my sideburns nobody’s perfect that’s Elton does that so he can also hear 30 years my all the barbers hear your thoughts all all barbers should not a robot Rudolph busying himself Rudolph Blanchard he built this place with his own two razors when it comes to skill he’s number one there’s no taking chances with this guy Rudolph winks but the fact still stands every time he raises his right arm I get a strong whiff of that underarm body odor cut back to link looks at all show each barbers eager face I guess I’ll go to Cooley this time he reminds me so much of that girl I had a crush on in first grade Barbara Walters what I don’t think that I had script approval for this second scene just so you know and this is I don’t think I want to let this happen you thought you had off on your own lean goes to Melvin’s chair show other barbers disappointed film cut and anything Melvin does put in cuts of other barbers watching show links expressions during and when he’s looking at the finished cut show all barbers I think we just wanted it at just an epic montage of him cutting my hair yeah or the other barbers being jealous yeah and I don’t just something we were very articulate and how we hear now we might then learn a lot of things then all the barbers in unison by show barber spinner again zoom out Oh spinner the thing on the outside yeah show link exit and ride off baby wheels continues Hayden this is crazy that concludes our scene today that the question remains you know with this new haircut will gutless wonder lengths be able to you know be able to perform in his news interview I’m I’m intrigued I just can’t wait let’s get the wheel and in this boy hey I mean a peek inside of the minds of our 14-year old dolls you take this for what it is lower your expectations okay we we is crazy well people are saying oh you should make this you should make this and I’m not Vince I don’t know about that okay listen this one to Roman’s posing for statues there’s like a guy who’s chiseling us over here oh I am a Roman I am very proper I don’t think they would have spoken in this way but whatever people portray Romans how many in films they speak unless there’s some sort of a you know epic way so should we not be speaking at all I mean no what are you doing later well I’m just going to the bath you know the Roman baths it oh you’re going to the kind of awkward in there you know if you ever thought about how awkward those Roman baths know that we go to all the time well I I go to the cook I don’t know do I go to the one where we wear speedos I don’t believe in there is one of those what stuff it’s on the great for memberships on the east side of town is a few bucks extra at the pay is to bring your own speedo but they do provide them have you been flexing the whole time because my boss needs to be flexed [Music]