I had an interesting encounter while mountain biking last night let’s talk about that I am you see that I am page [Music] good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by smile makers of the amazing karaoke app called sing and download it for free in the iTunes Store we are very happy to announce that we have added our song some of our music to the sing app including the my hair goes song which we’re announcing a contest you seeing the mic up my hair goes song your karaoke version your best performance you can win a good mythical morning t-shirt and some free smoo a lot of spin in the App Store details on how to get involved with that and the deadlines are in the description ok I go mountain biking a lot there’s something that I’ve started to get into I would say well on a weekly basis I got mountain biking you know living out in Encino I can go into I guess it’s still called the it’s not called the Hollywood Hills but you know I’m in some hills Mulholland turns to dirt and you can eventually go to Topanga State Park in a single track and there’s fire roads and this is interested in this something that we you know we haven’t done together I don’t have a mountain bike mine was stolen I stole it that’s what I’ve been riding oh I didn’t tell you it’s a lot of sex no yeah so it’s healthy we get to do an endeavor apart I’ve got it I’ve got another friend his name is Nick but I’m think it’s also your friend but I’m not thinking about getting a mountain bike are you saying I can’t go like the by to try mountain bike situation oh well let’s talk about that at a later date okay you’re in other words you’re not invited no I mean I have such a good time that I’d hate to deprive you of that occasionally okay alright just say occasion but you were by yourself this just I was last night I was by myself because Nick’s his bike was messed up he had to fix it so I said well I’m gonna go out there anyway I broke it oh really vendetta type situation I decided to go for the first time to Eagle Rock which is you know you got it you got to go up Reseda and then you got to go through this fire road and then you got to go it’s about an hour in so it took me I mean someone who’s a great mountain biker probably take him 20 minutes but you know I enjoy the scenery and I huff and puff a lot yeah and I get there in about an hour and it’s just cool rock formation it looks like an eagle no it actually doesn’t well that’s a disappointment well is there like eagle poop on it or something why does it call the Eagle Rock no no I was actually thought about none of these thing I was like oh this is cool where are the Eagles thanks for ruining it for me so what’s great about it it’s it’s the rock I don’t know it’s like wow or look a rock but it’s not even shaped like an eagle no Eagles live on it there’s a lot of holes in it and when you climb up on this thing it like goes out over the cliffs um their little babies in all the little you know your needles and all the holes no no there’s some crows flying about nobody else was there and I shimmy up there on the rock and I’m like looking over the edge and then I can go down a little bit and the wind has taken a little tunnel out and I go down and there and I’m like in this tunnel where people have like written stars chillin your bike at this point you know I did I leave that out like doing that thing they do on the TV you know yeah on the television where they buddy hawk to the edge no I left my bike off of the formation and I’m like shimmying up I’m kind of afraid of heights I’m not like you but I was a little scared and I’m like getting there and I’m all alone you know that’s the main thing is that if something happened I told Christy where I parked the car you could die in a little hole full of baby Eagles and make it well you could eat them you could probably eat them but they wouldn’t be eagle seagull eggs are good yeah if I did is it’s illegal though because they’re endangered if I did it if I did die I’d like for you to say there were equals there but if actually there would not have been he died sustaining himself only on the bags of eagles he’s a true America the most patriotic way to go out eating baby Eagles so so I I’m a little nervous and I come up out of this little tunnel place this overlook and all of a sudden oh the dog is right there Oh a dog house that was a mini eagle an eagle eating dog and he’s like right in my face and he’s right on the edge I’m good gosh if if I were to come out quicker I’m gonna knock this dog off into the cliff or vice versa yeah that’s what I’m worried dude he’s gone dog could’ve knocked me off I’m like okay I’m gonna stand up there’s obviously an owner that’s gonna follow it’s not like a wild dog has a collar it has it has a cholera and he was not riding a bike either the dog no he wasn’t oh I’m just letting you down at every turn I’m just trying to make it more exciting so I what this is an exciting story that’s great so I stand up out of the tunnel and then I start to climb up on the top of the rock to look for the owner who I anticipate is coming and sure enough here comes the owner it’s a dude walking up and so I’m shimmying up really quick I’m scrambling to get to the top of the rock because I want to beat this guy to the top of the rock I want to sit on the top of the rock to get the best view I was there first he can get the second spot that’s what I’m thinking and I scramble up there and he’ll be right next to you and I sit down on the well it was a little peak and then like a room and then like another like given the low peak give him the lower place which was like you know yeah I’ve got five feet away but still it was I wanted my optimal spot so I get up there and then when I get up there the second thought that occurs to me is one that has become very common having lived in Los Angeles for almost a year and a half now I’m alone I’m one hour from civilization I’m up on a rock there’s another dude coming up he could be crazy probably is he lives in Los Angeles yeah good chance you know this guy this guy might be here to murder me and his dog might be like dispose of your body the dogs gonna eat your dogs gonna eat me afterward I usually do it you never know you know the things that we’ve seen in this town I just I started having these thoughts and I’m getting nervous are you so are you getting into the triple threat position no I’m just sitting there okay I I have a bike helmet on the table so I have some protection yeah that’s good and he starts coming up and this guy kept your helmet on that was smart I would have thought of that well I thought I honestly thought if I fall off this cliff at least I’ve got a helmet yeah I was actually thinking that and the dude comes up this dude is he’s about six foot four they call lanky white dude he’s got he’s shirtless he’s got sandals yep shorts and a like a mini fro no helmet no helmet is he on a bike no he’s not on the bike he’s just hiking well with his dog yeah he walked there and his shorts the main piece of his clothing his shorts he’s has rolled up the top of his shorts down sure so as to make his shorts shorter from the top down hope you get a better you get a lower tan line I don’t think this dude was thinking about tan lines I don’t know what he was thinking about it might have been killing me at this point it’s what I was worried about so he comes up and he sits beside me he says how you feeling how you feel I’m like God it’s a little warm he’s like oh it’ll cool off in a bit and that’s what I’ll roll my shorts back he like got into a shirt he had that don’t and he said oh it’ll cool off in a bit and then he immediately gets on his hands but this puts his feet out and start stretching on his I hands like oh this guy’s and like putting his feet out and say oh hey this guy’s gonna you gonna do some yoga then he takes his shoes off and he goes he goes back down and he breaks open this pack and he’s like pulling out something Oh Mike this is when it’s gonna happen he pulls out a tripod and like a flip cam and he sets it up and I was like not only is this guy gonna kill me but he’s gonna film it so he sets up the camera Emily okay he’s gonna shoot the sunset because the Sun was about to set in about 15 minutes he’s gonna shoot his own silhouette and so he sets it up he starts recording and I’m facing the other way and I’m kind of looking back like keep an eye on this guy yeah I would have been facing these dogs up here on this other peak and then he eats oh okay he’s gonna film some prints what sets up the camera what is the demeanor of the dog I just want to know he’s so he doesn’t look cool he just was like a girl friendly he’s nice but the dude was like really focused and he set up the camera hit record and he gets back and then he goes and I’m like my shoulder I’m like what are you in the shot yeah I was in the shot you’re in the background on the show I was like photobombing this dude’s idiot I’m like I was here first I’m not moving and then he goes back up to the camera picks up the tripod moves it a little bit and I’m like oh he got me out of the shot right you’re ruining and then he goes and he goes back to the camera cuz he’s standing stand straight up and then he goes back up to the camera moves it over here does the same thing again he does the same thing five times I’m like looking over my shoulder and when I’ve got the timing down now that whenever he whenever he takes it back down and he’s walking back from the camera and he can see me I’m like looking at suicide okay you know so he can’t see me watching it I know what he’s doing I’m like what is this guy doing he is getting all the image information to create a hologram of himself up on Eagle Rock or I was thinking of like doing that matrix effect where he could like jump in the air and then the whole cameras with a little it’s not quite as exciting when you go this doing this and I was like I’m gonna sit here and watch whatever this guy does cuz it’s so intriguing and then about two minutes later I’m like I am NOT going to sit here and watch whatever this guy does the sun’s going down I gotta leave I got another hour what is some thinking oh man this dude’s up here he doesn’t seem to mind though he doesn’t seem to mind he doesn’t seem to mind at all and then so I’m going down and I’m like oh gosh I got to find out what he was doing what is it is it like some sort of triangulation with a camera and shirtless and pants role it’s gonna put a cell tower up there I don’t know what he’s doing so I earn around get my helmet on I turn around I look up at him and I say what’s your shooting and he said I shoot a blog for self health there’s something like that I said something about self and self help health blog I was like so you’re doing a vlog he was like yeah today I’m talking about standing barefooted on rocks and I didn’t say anything I just kind of looked at it and then he said this rock has electric running through it it’s probably true and then he just looked at me I didn’t say anything you didn’t go up there and say well let me feel it and then no and then he says why that’s why I asked how you feelin cuz he thinks you’re feelin this electrical buzz so then he said my feet have electricity running through them and then he looks at me and I’m like what is this an invitation I like I have on shoes I’m obviously not meeting this guy standing you have a helmet on I have a helmet on for God’s sakes so what am I supposed to do and then he says then I say I like break the silence I’m like well do you feel a connection you said that I said and then he said not really I mean he looked at me again he was you thought that you were asking are you feeling a connection with me well he didn’t thank goodness and then I said okay and then he said I have a website it’s called infinity greens I sell and then he talked about that you can go to the website he sells stuff and you know so then I got on my bike and I got out of there and I was reflecting on it and I was that you know maybe I should have taken my shoes off and I would have gotten nude on that thing if it’s got electricity I think he’s is all wrong to do that and then I went back and I looked at his website and he has a quote from Cindy Crawford on there and I realized she goes to this rug I just blew a chance to meet Cindy Crawford maybe through like some sort of connection with Billy the man who was doing this who wasn’t trying to kill me shout out to Billy we could be friends now I could be friends with Cindy Crawford if I was a little more open-minded Billy we thought her paranoid we thought you were a killer but it turns out you’re just a rock filler with connections to Cindy Crawford our bad I’m that like I’m a paranoid you know a little bit but I mean this listen this is a place where you go out into the woods and there’s graffiti on trees yeah you never come back you find severed your dog finds severed heads up next to the Hollywood sign I mean anything could happen I don’t own a dog we do we almost get it again okay attacked by a hawk I thought we already did that one well we’re gonna do it again oh we yeah we did it while we’re having a staring contest Jason you didn’t replace that oh man i’m coiler hey listen look by the heart let’s do attacked by anything go I mean listen I make this a little more appropriate okay here we go well Oh what’s up oh hey he’s coming in he’s coming what you called it look it’s just the baby would you believe that let’s name him something let’s name him infinity we don’t need to name him no don’t-don’t-don’t candy inside [Laughter] [Music] you [Music]