do all the girls we’ve loved before let’s talk about that I’m Sam from Melbourne Australia good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by mule maker of the app Auto wrap which turns your speech into rap and corrects bad rapping well my name is link and I’m here to say I love fruity pebbles in a major way my name is Rhett and I’m here to say I really like waffles in fact I had them today [Laughter] all right waffles I’m still getting over my my what’s that candy stuff we yesterday called cotton candy cotton candy candy cotton I couldn’t read what it was called I knew it was fluffy and they ain’t way too much of it if you want to submit an intro to be in an episode of good mythical morning do that people we need more of those make a video response to the latest and greatest good mythical morning episode and make sure you say the right things yes hi I’m so-and-so from so in place good mythical morning a quick news story that you may have heard about has served as a segue into what we want to talk about today and that is a 13 year old girl in Tennessee drove 700 miles to meet a 12 year old boy that she had met on Xbox first of all how do you meet somebody on Xbox I don’t even know how this works I don’t know you can put Xbox is like the Internet except for video game barely gaming console out of time apparently these days link gaming consoles you can communicate with other people while you’re playing like you couldn’t do that on Nintendo that’s the last time I checked they have dating services on xbox you couldn’t do it on the genesis could you do it on the Genesis I don’t think so but there was a C button on the Sega Genesis controller right but we’re not old don’t worry C the C was for connection love connection so anyway this girl meets 700 miles is a long way to drive she means especially if you’re 13 on Xbox they’re getting she gets them to an argument with her parents she and she says and in she that night she opens her bedroom window climbs out gets into her brother’s car and drives it 700 miles and they catch her and then the cop realizes that the girl that they pulled over who’s 13 matches an Amber Alert and this is a missing girl anyway she’s back home state named Amber no because that would have been just serene it would have been but anyway you know I first of all but anyway I’m proud of this girl because that’s quite an accomplishment and make it seven hundred miles as a 13 year old but she you know and I’m glad that she’s safe I’m going on record in saying I’m not only not proud of this girl as a father of a daughter I am I’m just wigging out right now no come here I’m wigging out if I had on a wig it will be outing itself I don’t think that’s what it means yeah my wig would be out in itself I don’t even know what that means either here’s what I thought about when I read this I thought I can relate you can relate I can relate because I remember 10 year old girl I remember not what it’s like to play xbox and to communicate with the other people because I’d never did that I can relate what it’s like to be 12 or 13 and to be obsessed with someone to the point that I would drive 700 miles okay I can believe this I know this about you and I think we can discuss how we’re different in a few minutes but just just kind of fill the people in right on just your mindset and and this goes much deeper I think then just twelve or thirteen year olds where it goes earlier and it cooks very early it probably goes deeper into sight your psyche well but a lot of people you know every typically the way that it works and we’re speaking in general out general generally here you’ve got a pert you got a kid and a boy thinks that a girl is nasty and gross until a certain age and then he begins to think that she’s amazing and you want to be with her right well I don’t know when that happens for most people I think girls also think that boys are gross what boys are gross boys are weird boys are rude and I don’t want to have anything to do with them and then there’s a switch that’s like oh now that’s that’s macho I like that really I like his Bo is Bo is good yeah and and so there’s a switch that happens and sometimes in certain kids I think when the switch is flipped it’s like goes way too far and then it gets caught somewhere out there and crazy land is that that’s where you well what I want to say first of all is that I remember as early as kindergarten telling us five years old being obsessed with girls I mean really nothing in there were growth at all just being obsessed with him just thinking they were and cooled happy with having a crush on it I won’t in have a girlfriend oh yeah at the kindergarten attracted to them being physically attracted to them and that’s that’s early that’s odd and and I remember and even as early as first grade because of when I moved to North Carolina in first grade and that was when I got to know you and I remember at that time there were two girls you know both of these girls Polly Womble and Lisa Johnson now Lisa was two years older holly was two years older Lisa was one year one year older holly was a family friend you know we knew the Wombles I was obsessed with holly I was obsessed with Holly for a very very long time like up until like late teens like a couple months ago no like late teens and I was obsessed with Lisa Johnson she was I was tall first of all I was like yeah X feet tall and third grade I don’t know I was maybe not that but I was definitely not six feet okay but I was a head taller than all the rest of the kids and Lisa was a head taller than all the rest of the girls I was like he was like we can make some tall babies the gym is like either a volleyball player or like a robot or something because she was just thought she was pretty I just saw a tall girl I thought him I thought about him all the time and I remember of him like in tandem no no he won at a time I want to be her girlfriend or her girlfriend I don’t want you didn’t try to forget a way to be both of her girlfriends but it was too early for actually putting anything into action it was just obsession well he’s just thinking about them and at that age and being nervous around in grade school and middle school went a year or two years in age difference is is that’s insurmountable oh yeah I knew there was no chance but you just you just thought they were awesome yeah I don’t remember you talking about him all the dream I had dreams about him I mean I would dream about it I would well tell me about these dreams I remember having dreams now when you’re a kid lucid dreaming comes very naturally I don’t know if you know this but typically this one you can fly and you can manipulate your dreams it gets more difficult as you grow but I specifically remember I would realize I was dreaming I would be like I’m gonna fly to Holly’s house or I’m gonna fly to Lisa Johnson’s house fly I’m gonna fly to their house and then what never made it I always dropped into the pine trees right yeah yeah I would get to the door I would get to the door her mom would answer and I would be like is Holly home and she would be like you can’t see her Holly so I was like I was shutting myself down in my dream Wow but but it would say can I see how I’m the guy who can fly I wasn’t thinking that clearly that would have been impressed with a dream sure I’m two years younger I’m only in kindergarten but did I mention I can fly now we’re very different because 90% I would say 90% of my thought process was committed to thinking about girls now I don’t throughout my adolescence you just said 90% of your your thought capacity was was directed towards women I did all the early these two girls know women and lots of different girls but I have not early early I keyed in on these girls I mean I was doing lots of things I was making good grades I was we were hanging out I was playing sports but every if we give one minute in any given minute 90% of that minute was committed to it’s at least multitasking thinking about girls now I will say I thought that was normal that yeah I would say that’s odd I think that’s cause for for counseling it you may even still now need counseling I don’t know I think you’re the one that’s unusual but I’m yeah I mean I I just didn’t think about girls that often I you know I liked girls I got to a point later in life like in high school that I was still very timid around women but I was very interested in them and I let it finally have ultimately ultimately got a wife who I I was very interested in and still very you got one yeah I got one I got away free I got a Christy I got the Christy model of wife she’s great yeah I recommend that type of woman for everybody but I don’t think that’s how it works either no ya didn’t purchaser but now well in defense in defense even back in kindergarten I did have a first crush I crush I remember Jennifer Pearson I remember she she lived on a farm she she had a speech impediment that was good I think that’s because she she still sucked her someone like kindergarten or something but something about the total package of the way she talked and the way that she liked the speech impediment looked across the room when she was nodding off when she in naptime it was just all very much and a marine to me Jennifer Pearson if you’re watching I just want to say hi but but I just don’t remember hearing we never talked I never I never talked to her but I did think about her I didn’t dream about I didn’t fly to her farmhouse in my dreams or anything like you have and yeah I would have let you know what one thing I do know is that I never told anybody right I never told anybody I thought that it was the type of thing that yeah people you know they said oh they would assume that boys and kindergarten thought that girls were gross and I think this was this was definitely kindergarten because I remember naptime just only happened in kindergarten before you got there so when I met Jennifer him but then it kind of got me to this point where even when I was interested in girls that even when I got a girlfriend like in middle school I didn’t want it I didn’t tell my family or like you know you’d go to a family reunion or something and then Gramps would be like hey Gramps hey you got how many girlfriends you got I’m like I felt compelled that the right answer was supposed to be oh you know girls are gross I’m not supposed to have a girlfriend I’d I’d really lie and tell him I didn’t have a girlfriend but see but you weren’t I know this is the V but I was obsessed you are waiting not obsessed with girls either so what I mean what were you doing what would be avoiding your thought process 10% a healthy level of interest was in girls but the other 90% was like GI Joes and I had a rock tumbler you know yeah I remember so like you know I was thinking about things like that like oh I got a tumble my rock so come over here I’m a rock smooth Oh come over the house and he would be like check this out and it would be this red thing that was turning you realized it’s rock tumbler I was like what does it do in your language it makes rock smooth and I was like and you were like call me over there and we like looked at it for what I was like yeah I was thinking about that and come and come to find out the whole time you were even talking to me about it you’re just thinking about Holly Wong and Lisa Johnson you were thinking about rocks turning over and getting smooth was a boy you know I was I was held I was a healthy young child you know I wasn’t I was healthy well in the comments you tell people people you people tell him what you think about that I wonder maybe we should I wonder if Alisa and Holly watch this they don’t but it’s this well there’s somebody who knows either one or both of them who will afford this to them so hello Holly and Lisa sorry we never made anything happen I thought about you a lot and you know we’ve been dreamed about you I think we could go to the you know the girl who drove 700 miles she was 13 I think that it would be good for us to in another episode very soon let me let’s say next week let’s talk about our first girlfriends because those are our first crushes but let’s talk about our first girlfriends okay let’s let’s let’s dive into that and share that with you people so that’s something that you can look forward to next week next week in addition new intros for the show we also need real suggestions mythical real suggestions and they need to be good we need some good ones we’re thinking some lame ones we need some good ones bad luck Twitter let’s see if it’s still if the distribution pattern is so close oh it’s gonna land on a secret spot soon link sneezes uncontrol of it oh you’re like the mama on the honey booboo no I’m not what am I supposed to do [Applause] [Music]