
a dude’s dream comes true so he calls 9-1-1 hi I’m Michael from Chandler Arizona good mythical morning [Music] good morning this episode is brought to you by catalyst dot-com the place to get a cotton candy maker that’s right enjoy spiderweb like candy in the comfort of your own home I really enjoyed making that with you link it was like we were little boys again it was making cotton candy I don’t like we always did when we were kids I’ve never made cotton candy but now that we have this it’s gonna be cotton candy party every weekend thanks for joining us this is a metaphorical cotton candy party in a bottle version on the internet being streamed into your lives your grace to your face regardless of what you’re doing if you’re if you’re doing things around the house or driving in the car or in a subway or whatever I wouldn’t be if you’re driving a car you just need to be listening you don’t need to be watching but you might be at a desk you’re watching a subway I like to imagine you at a desk you mean a subway restaurant or like a subway underground both train that’s my point exactly there are no limits and how you can enjoy good mythical morning as long as you enjoy a man in Florida it’s kind of a boys 18 his name is mark Welch boyish man he made a couple of interesting calls to 911 recently you may have heard about this in the news if you keep up with such things he apparently had something happened to him when he woke up a certain sequence of events happen to him thank God it is necessary now that I call the police i dial nine-one-one because this is an emergency so we’re gonna the secretive events that we’ve already said at the top of the shut a secretive events sequence see only though that was a Michael Jackson album that never got me sequin of events sequence of events yeah The Lost songs of Michael J walk-up and his dream the things that he had ripped were actually occurring and coming true and he said well I gotta call 9-1-1 which I mean I think it’s justified I think I probably would have so anyway we’re gonna play his 9-1-1 calls yes plural calls and talk about them a little bit so our first 9-1-1 call from mr. mark Welch to the dispatcher okay number one receiver should sing along somebody coming on city yeah what’s going on on something that happen my dream and it’s actually happening okay what’s happening that’s it everything happened today Zak in my dream and I want to prove to everybody okay what’s your name okay so what did you dream about that’s happening it’s on paper I wrote it down okay forget some another to you I’ll get somebody out there to you I think so much thank you bye-bye okay so he said what was happening in his dream was happening in reality so he wanted to prove he said I got to get somebody out here to prove it to prove that it’s happening he he thought like the cops we’re gonna come and help prove it and then the other thing I like is that when she says okay I’ll send someone out there he immediately was like huh like for real well I’d find it interesting that she engaged with him I like this this 911 you never know cuz she says what did you dream about he says well I wrote it all down it’s all on paper I wrote it on paper he’s because that that he’ll prove it if you just tell the 911 operator that doesn’t prove it you have to write it down the cops have to show up they have to read it on paper you probably have to sign it at the bottom I think there’s a whole procedure he’s keeping a dream journal I’m proud of this guy so far I mean I don’t think he’s done anything out of the ordinary well he seems to see it as a legal document not just a journal I need to get a cop out here to legally attest to the fact that my dream is coming true but it didn’t just stop there because apparently the cops showed up says the cops showed up and we’re basically like you know what’s going on here and he ends up telling them that he has been smoking too reefer whistling with his fingers he’s been smoking k2 which is a synthetic marijuana it’s also a very difficult mountain to climb and it is it’s more difficult than Everest even though it’s not maybe I’ll be smoking it makes you feel like you have no oxygen and you start thinking things like your dream is coming true like if you were on top of k2 anyway he calls oh that they come over and then he tells him that he’s been smoking the k2 they don’t do anything and they don’t arrest him for that or anything I guess maybe it’s okay in Florida and then his parents hide his phone from him he sneaks out goes to a neighbor’s house calls 9-1-1 again here’s that call no one raised your version please walk nine one race emergency earlier almond on city address our city and what’s the emergency they tell me not to call back any case I call back then y’all gonna take me to court no I’m calling back cuz you out it through something cuz you want to go to jail I had to do something to my family your aunt’s an officer Burke City yep yes your name um what’s your last name you have any weapons on you I know I don’t ma’am and you do not have an emergency and you’re stating that on the tape line um I don’t know do you have an emergency yes or no no okay and you’re saying that the officer told you not to call back so you did because you’re trying to prove a point correct yes please okay what is the problem there because obviously there is one oh there’s a problem is something to happen in a dream and it’s coming true everything so can you please someone hit send somebody here okay are you how old are you I’m 18 is there an adult there oh no I’m out ya know if someone else outside you owe me come on I’m sad my brother can you put one of them on the phone no I I don’t I don’t think he got what he wanted he wanted the cop to come back he seems to be waffling a lot I mean he he states his objective I’m calling back because the cop told me not to call back if I did call back they would take me to court he saw some I’m calling back he won’t he said I think he wants to go to court and testify about the reality of the life and the dream report world with his mom and his dad and his brother there and say see it’s all happening the thing that I’m trying to figure out the thing that is so interesting about this is I want to know in his mind in mark Welch is mind what did he think was going to transpire that was going to prove to his family that the dream was coming true I’ve got a theory okay what if in his dream he woke up you know he woke up and all these things were coming true and then he dialed 911 oh good I’m eating breakfast I dreamed that and in his dream he called 911 came up and the cops came so he thought huh if I do this last event you know my mom gave me corn flakes dream check threw up a little bit my mouth check whatever I don’t know what would happen do you had to take a pee check you know then I went back and played some xbox check then I started smoking k2 check then I called the cops to prove to my family that I’d done all these things in my dream okay got to do that so it’s the self-fulfilling prophecy so I mean I was going simple I was just thinking this is a prank call all right some people call a crank call I don’t think so Doug I don’t think so you don’t think he’s either one of those you think this guy is just cracked he’s just crazy or just under the influence of an uncountable mountain but you know he ended up getting he went to jail he ended up going to jail well that’s the thing I like about the second 9:1 operator is that she’s so snarky because you can’t you just can’t do that you just can’t call 9-1-1 for no reason I think you’ve learned that in your own personal life all right my wife potentially misused that I’m on one system when she called about a squirrel that was in the house which was another show you can go back and watch that but he actually was arrested got a first demeanor missed him first degree misdemeanor for misuse of the 9-1-1 system that is a charge it’s a sacred thing i mean this is about talking about public safety here cops don’t have time to show up and take notes about whether your dream is is israel hello are you the one who called 9-1-1 sir oh yeah glad you i’m glad you showed up because i had a dream and everything that I dreamed is coming true for real yeah I’m a cop I sit around waiting for opportunities to come to people’s houses like yours hey listen that’s my mom and my did you dream about me saying this yeah I did everything is everything that’s happened everything that what’s happening she was in my dream and there’s my mom and my brother and there’s my mom and my dad and could you just have to prove to them to everything that has happened in isn’t it is in the dream well did you did you write it down yes on paper right here all right she let you sign it yeah I mean okay you design it here and then you have to initial here and then on the back initial here here in here and I tell you guys this is what yeah I told you this was gonna happen all right just come with me sir put your hands behind your back hey tell these handcuffs won’t work tell you won’t hurt tell them it is true Tom well hotel oh it’s it’s true I will take you from here parents no more problems with this child you know the interesting thing link as we close this episode I have to tell you that this exact opposite happened to me recently I experienced something and then I went had a dream I did not call 9-1-1 cops showed up and then you went to sleep and dreamed I went this past weekend I went up to Santa Barbara should go there it’s great it’s great for the family okay I’m mom is in town we went up there hungry yeah on the coast and they have isn’t that the name of a soap opera Santa Barbara I don’t think so I think it’s st. elsewhere you’re thinking about anyway there’s they have a big Catholic mission up there these are original Catholic missions were built all up and down the west coast in their historic you know monuments and stuff anyway we go up there I’m gonna take the tour through a side note the tour operators were mythical beasts really like like what like a cockatrice no they were humans that were at watch our videos oh really yeah okay so I asked him if they had any like perks they could give me and I said no anyway I just tried so anyway I go up there and then I cultures with relics or something so this is all where these monks used to live and everything you know it’s a monastery right and so then I go back home and I watch the PGA playoffs you know I’m watching golf on television want to get home yeah so that night I have a dream that I was in a golf commune where other golfers were living like like monastic lives of golf and the president of the golf commune was Pope John Paul the second I’m not kidding what’s his handicap he didn’t tell me probably too but it’s but it’s now if that came true on the other side like if you traveled somewhere and there was one of those I would call the cops immediately yeah the troops to prove it to my family all right here we go I’m gonna spend the new weighted wheel in this episode of good mythical morning whoo let’s let’s let’s see let’s see what happens the sieve is going through a different spot we’re in the blue territory Oh Scoutmaster link teaches fire – okay our our scout group is kind of small today it’s just you a little sir are you familiar with the fire because you’re about to get knee-deep in it well you’re gonna I just mean metaphorically okay what I take two sticks and rub them together where I get them just act like you got them and just rub them together now let’s think you won’t work I know but it’s just a role play it’s this is stupid there you go yeah well I can’t trust you with real fire because you’re stupid how do I do it like this that’s how you do it do it on your own time I had a dream last night that we did this could you call the cops that doesn’t seem appropriate [Music]
