you might be surprised to learn about the connection that I have with honey boo boo let’s talk about that I’m Lee Roberts from faith North Carolina good mythical morning good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by Blue Microphones maker of the mouse microphone that makes me sound like a late-night DJ just grab your cup of coffee and your loved one and curl up next to the fire enjoy the music if it’s in the morning need to grab a regular cup if it’s at evening you can grab decaf it’s mythical morning no matter what time of day it is because you’re watching and thank you for doing that thank you for sharing this experience with the people that you love and the people that you hate we want both types of those people to be joining the ranks of good mythical morning viewers the mythical beasts it matters people your speeches are good link you should be a politician really speaking of politics I don’t have any political views that’s my problem speaking of politics and honey boo boo I’m gonna make a connection here honey boo boo here comes honey boo boo is a new show on TLC Gallup makes me holla honey boo boo if you thought she was crazy wait till you meet the rest of her family homes catch my buzz we’re not so basically what we’re dealing with here is a family in Georgia that was featured on Toddlers & Tiaras we’re just catching you up to speed for those of you who don’t know about this and this little girl I have not seen the show I admittedly live under a rock because I do my work and I I do my family time you know what’s it that’s what I do I started seeing the news about I’ve heard about the show I started seeing the news about how this show was actually beating the RNC the Republican National Convention in the written ratings okay and okay well what is this and Jessie was like have you heard about honey boo boo and and what about democratic now it died it tied and we’re talking channel 4 channel so like CNN’s coverage of the DNC tied the TLC’s episode of here comes honey boo boo so so the most weighty politic stuff happening versus the most weighty documentary of some people down in Georgia and a daughter who is a pageant queen beauty pageant contestant yes oh okay so here’s the deal with the show you’ve got the little girl and you got mom and the dad and nirach in the in her sisters they’re all characters now Lots has been said about the show right and people have done reviews on the show we’re not going to do a review on the show I will say that a I have watched it and beef I am entertained by it I am genuinely entertained by these people now when you say I’ve watched it you’ve like caught a glimpse of it or I’ve watched three episodes so you’ve said that you’re a committed viewer you were a fan no it was on back to back to back and I sat down and watch it for 90 minutes I watched three episodes in a row you were sucked in that’s it i watch three episodes in a row and if I run into I’m not gonna schedule my life around it but if it comes back on I will watch it again are you t fella uh no I’m not – you owing it one life maybe oh okay so you’re just gonna blame blame well she T vote it but I’m the one who’s just soaking it all up I mean is it a good show okay what’s great about I’m genuinely entertained by people and this is something that there’s lots of reality shows about just families and people and you know you got like the duck dynasty show that I know that you’ve watched and you like oh yeah and then there’s other ones oh we have found that one honker I enjoy the show when they just let the people be the people and they just when they do the interviews especially the interviews are not scripted I don’t like the reality shows where the interviews are obviously they’re just reading something and they can’t read very well and then they’re obviously reading and it seems like it’s just being made up these people I don’t think that I don’t think those people are reading like I think that they’ve been fed aligned writing they’re regurgitating it and I yeah I’m really sensitive to that I can pick up on it so that was a question I was going to ask knowing that the interviews are just off the cuff these people totally being themselves that matters a lot to me like when the mom begins to have a sneeze attack during an interview they just let the sneeze attack play out pageants are very very expensive it is not a cheap sport sport by any me I kind of like our local like option just to save money anywhere we can because they don’t like big expensive what I really want to talk about is the connection that I have with this family that you may not know about Lane you’ve been calling up honey boo boo honey boo boo that doesn’t seem appropriate is my daughter Noah gay that’s not um oh I am from I was born in the same place where the show takes place Macon Georgia I was born in Macon Georgia now this family lives in McEntire Georgia which is right outside of Macon but I noticed on one episode that chickadee the 17 year old daughter who is pregnant by the way 17 and pregnant okay could be worse you could be 16 or 15 and pregnant oh god she would have a different show I they take her to the Macon hospital this is the hospital that I was born in really so this girl is going to have her out-of-wedlock child at 17 at the at the hospital that I was born in and it hit me as I was watching the show as I was being entertained by three episodes consecutively this could have been me I could be chickadees baby because also as a youngster you entered yourself into many beauty pageants no no you didn’t want to share that part is not doing okay I did about this for a second because you know when I was three years old I moved to California and then we move from California to North Carolina where I met you in first grade and it just hit me I started thinking what if I hadn’t ever removed I could be the dad whose nickname is sugar bear eventually one day along could be miss Marcal now you’ve told me about this guy this guy when he does his unscripted interviews he actually falls asleep during the interview well they do it they do this thing where they put the family on the couch and they interview him and he’s always nodding off the whole time sugar bear great guy we got too much as Gentiles need some testosterone sugar bear could be you if in an alternate version of life like in the Back to the Future scenario you being born in making if you grew up there you can never left that could be you yeah and could have your own daughter who could be a honey booboo here’s the interesting thing not only could I be sugar bear but he you know we’ve we’ve moved to Los Angeles we’re making a go at it in the entertainment industry we had a television show it got canceled if I had to stayed in Macon I’d have a television show right now I’d be sugar bear I’d have a television show aside right think about this look it’s kind of the first shall be last kind of thing what if instead of me moving to North Carolina to meet you you I was in Macon Georgia you had moved to Macon to join me it would be like I’m sugar bear and you’re like gummy bear and we’d be like buddies and we’d have our own show okay okay so so what do we want to do want to invite these people in the comments to brainstorm with us if if if there was an alternate version of rep who never left Macon and I joined him there in first grade right now what kind of television show could we have sugar bear and gummy gummy bear yeah think about it we’d be like that on and off and burping during our interviews and I am a gummy bear my kids sing that song oh yeah but yes not I’m not talking about that kind of not the brand going about a redneck like a guy with no teeth just gum super sugar bears everywhere trying to kill me give a bear I’m only 34 years old but I don’t have no teep teep damned a gum stuck ma’am that’s what that’s why they call me girl move back we could have our own show all right so what was the show be out you would have a daughter and a beauty pageant no no no let’s not do that let’s do something different you let us know what to do you can also illustrate it as like a picture I know you guys like to do that we love to see those in the community where you could sell confections like fried dough at the fair and stuff like candies gummy no sugar bear and gummy bear should be selling candy together we’d have a candy snot of a van or something yeah yeah the curb the candy van kids hey little kids come over to the back of my man I got some taffy you motion kappa i can’t show you tap it correctly because I don’t have any tape I only have gums and you could like you could for like 50 cent you could let you could gum a kid’s finger or something like my gum you painted a 50 pen they stick their finger your finger in there boy and they gum it for a 50 cent let me get me a fine girl give me some pretty tacky if you’re gumming little kids fingers though I think they like that they call the cops I don’t feel like a 34 year old I feel like a 84 year old Donna but it I’ve had an accident with my teeth I went to the dentist and they didn’t know what they were doing he started hacking away put all my teeth back I woke up by the anesthesia there’s here but I gotta get out of here that’s that’s the origin story Oh coming back that’s me no I think I think we should open up a redneck water park like build one in our backyard out of PVC pipe and then invite kit it’s all about kids coming over it’s kind of creepy pretty creepy yeah it’s in danger hey kids wanna come over to my waterpark how much is what do you mean I better not a big P big P Lucy pie in the backyard do you mean they’re sliding in the PVC player like wicked garden hope you got pill it charge it mission make a killing they don’t make they don’t make PVC pipe big enough for us not maybe like an infant like a newborn unpublish it’s a waterpark for a newborn no no no I’m pop or not like Kolbert bring your newborns you know how when you drive over a bridge and sometimes underneath the bridge I got three pipes like culprits like I’m talking like a big pipe like big enough for toddler to go through even an adult a small adult you know I make a water park I don’t know and invite kids to come over and then you can stop tapping this is uh if Gilbert think about how good of a reality show this would be it’s a good idea sugar bear and gummy bears water we missed our opportunity you should have called me from now say hey just come down here to make it it sounds crazy now what we need to do is we need to get into professor max unembellished to Google and go back in time which just let me tell you it doesn’t travel in time I think we just made that up oh really we could trap but we could travel back in time and I could tell my parents listen hey listen we don’t I don’t want to move let’s not move there’s a little boy in Buies Creek North Carolina named link Neil send him a letter send him a letter or at least call his mom and say you need to move down here and call me sugar bear and call and we could call him gummy bear all right we’ve we’ve that that’s how we come up with stuff people you what you watched it happen it’ll never be a reality but it will be a reality show in our in our minds let’s spin the wheel alright controversy I note about the wheel many of you have confident fact that don’t spin it yet many of you have commented on the fact that it has landed in approximately the same place over and over again and we’ve had like 27 shows and it should have landed on them one of the secret spots by now in fact they should have been landed on three of the secret spots but now statistics statistically speaking but it hasn’t and we have diagnosed there is an issue with the wheel and we spent like an hour this morning put we put some we weighted it and we adjusted this thing we’re trying to take into account the fact that it keeps landing up here around the red but never landing on the red and never lands down here can I so links in a spinet it’s going to sound a little bit different now it’s not going to spend for as long because I changed the deal but it shouldn’t land near red well I mean it should have equal chance of landing in red it worked up Bart crash land and airplane seat or you’re the pilot where’s copilot I both have a thing okay I’m gonna make the noise you have to talk it was like something British I haven’t having him come camping with DiMaggio’s down here up we’re going down we’re going down pull up pull up you’re not working we’re going up but aim for that big butter part down there looks like it’s a slide it’s a little big PVC pipe looks good put one wheel in that PVC pipe yeah a good idea for our business