GMM 1656: Unboxing But No Hands (CHALLENGE)

Today we think outside the box to get inside the box. – Let’s talk about that? (funky electronic music) – Good Mythical Morning! – Today’s episode is sponsored by Skillshare, an online learning community with thousands of classes, covering dozens of creative and entrepreneurial skills. A premium membership will give you unlimited access so you can join the classes and communities that are just right for you! – Yeah, fuel your curiosity, creativity, and even your career with classes like digital poster design, combining images and type for powerful visuals by Tami Coker. As you can see, you’ll get to learn how to Photoshop an animal in place of someone’s hair, which is the only way to make hair look like crazier than Rhett’s. – [Rhett] I really like Instagram-worthy photography, shoot, edit, and share with Brandon Woelfel. Brandon’s got some cool tips on how to get the most out of a photo when you post it to Instagram. Link, you should probably check this one out because you could use all the help you can get when it comes to the ‘Gram. – Okay, whatever. Skillshare is the perfect place to keep you learning and thriving. – And it’s incredibly affordable, especially when compared to pricey in-person classes and workshops! An annual subscription is less than 10 bucks a month, and because Skillshare is sponsoring this video, you can sign up at Skillshare.com/GMM to get a two-month free trial! Follow the link in the description! – Now onto today. Unboxing videos. The internet loves ’em, there’s billions of views of people just unpackaging things. – So today we’re gonna get in on that action. But we’ve decided to make it a lot more challenging. What if we had to unbox popular products without the help of our meaty little paws? It’s time for Can We Unbox Without Using Our Hands? To Be Honest, It Really Depends. – Welcome to the Do You Even Unbox, Bro? Zone. – We’ve got two wheels, one for me and one for Link. And there are different body parts on these wheels. And whatever body part this wheel lands on is the only body part that we are allowed to use during the unboxing process. But we do get to work together because as they say, friends who unbox together, stay together. – And if we need some extra help and I’m told that we probably will, then we’re able to call on a “special friend” to come in and help us. In the end, if we don’t successfully unbox our box, we get gift wrapped in Good Mythical More. But if we do, then we get to gift wrap a Mythical crew member in Good Mythical More! – Let the unboxapalooza begin! – [Rhett And Link] Round one! (funky music) – The Nintendo Switch made Amazon’s top 100 toys of 2019. – And it shook up the console world by letting you play in three different ways, docked, handheld, and tabletop. But can its box be opened in any other way than classic? – Time to find out. Let’s spin the wheel of random body parts. – All right, I’ll spin mine first! – All right. What can you use? – [Rhett] Elbows! – [Link] Oh yeah, you’ve got two of those! – My pointy weenises! – All right, now my turn. Whoop! Spin, spin, spin, gimme a body part. Knees! Got two of those, if you please. – Okay, two elbows, two knees. – What’s the song? Knees and elbows and– – Fingers and toes! – Can’t use those! – Okay, so I’m tempted to just grab it with my hands, but I’m not gonna do that. – I know! – So, all right, is there a time limit here? Actually. – Step one and I feel like I gotta get it right. – Haha, see what a knee can do? – We’re supposed to be working together. Okay, look at that. That’s back where you had it. – [Link] Lemme get this up here for ya. – I feel like I gotta get at this, the flappity flap here. Which way does it? – [Link] I’m almost usin’ my shins, that’s cheating. The amount of tension required– – Which way am I tryin’ to get that to go, can you see it? I’m trying to get that to go that way? – Use your elbows and pull it up. So it’s on my knees. Ohp. Put two elbows, pull it higher. On the knees. Yes, yeah! Now, now rotate it. – Now how do I get to it? – You gotta, you gotta pull this flap– (thunk) My knees are slick! – I think yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you use some of the ground, too. – Yeah, just, there you go. (click) (shouting) That one! – That’s the weenis right there, whoo! – You’ve freakin’ got like a, look at that thing. – Tools! – Look at that, it’s freakin’ sharp! (sharp exhaling) Whoa. – Okay. Like Robocop– – All right. – Does he have pointy elbows? – Hold it with your knees, I mean, your elbows. And I’ll put my knee in here to try to– – Lemme get that really bent down there. – [Link] I can do it. – [Rhett] Now this whole flap’s gotta come out. – See, I got it, hold it. – [Rhett] I feel like you gotta get some, you need to shake it a little bit, you know what I’m sayin’? I think, turn the whole thing upside down! Turn the whole thing upside down, I’ll– – Upside down? – Yeah, yeah. – [Link] All right, all right. – Yeah, I’ll get that going, and then you shake it to get the whole thing to fall out. Just grip and shake it. (thunk) Yeah, yeah, keep it in the knees and oh yeah, there we, there we go. (thumping) – How does that look? (laughing) Does that look like– – Oh, look at that! Oh, oh ho! Almost, look, look at what I did! Look mom, no hands! (laughing) – Oh dude, you gettin’ it! – Yeah, look at that! – Hold on, hold on, before you do that, though, I don’t even think we need our special friend, but I’m kinda interested in what our special friend looks like. – Hey special friend, just come in here to watch! – Hey, I’m your box friend! (laughing) Do you need any help? – Hold the edge of this. – I’m happy to just watch you murder one of my kind. – All right, so we think we can do this together. You grab that side? And then just oh, look at that. – [Link] And then let’s turn it over, let’s get ‘er out. (laughing) (rustling) – A Switch! (applause) – There it is! Move that! Look at that! – And we’re not– – Totally unboxed, right, Stevie? – We’re not taking it out of the plastic, are we? – [Stevie] Yes, I consider this totally unboxed. – Whoo! (claps) – Pound it! – [Rhett And Link] Round two! (funky music) – Scooters are gonna be big this holiday season because everybody’s workin’ on that scooter leg! – Oh yeah! – But what they’re not workin’ on is openin’ it up without their hands! That’s what we’re doing! That’s why we’re here! – All right, it’s a Razor freakin’ scooter. – Spin it! – Me first? Oh, you first. (chuckles) What you gonna open this box with? Chin, neck, elbows, or– – [Rhett] My butt! – Oh, get those booty cheeks clenchin’! – I’m gonna use my butt! – And what am I gonna use? Please not face! That’s all I’m gonna say. Anything but face, please, no! But, ooh, it’s face! – You shouldn’t have wished against it, Link. – Dang it, son! – My butt, your face, let’s open this scooter! – It could’ve been butt-butt! – All right, I’ll just assume the position. – All right, turn it around for the people at home. Use your butt and rotate it. I’m not talkin’ about you, I’m talkin’ about the box. Rotate the box. Is it? This is, this is the flap spot. Okay, okay. – Okay, lemme steady it for you, lemme steady it for you. (laughing) Oh! – Oh gosh. Oh that, that actually helped. – It helped? – Do that again, oh yeah. And then, well, I mean, you don’t have to be that close. – How about this close? (laughing) – Listen man, (laughing) this is like a trust fall. I don’t anything to fall out of your butt right now. (laughing) I trust that it won’t. – Yeah, you can trust me. You can trust me. Okay, did you do something? Are you unlatching things back there? – Unlatch successful, don’t you unlatch. Now listen, I need you to get up because take a look at what we got. I got another one of these, I got, I gotta pull one of these. What, are you gonna– – I’m just gonna, I’m gonna get a better look at it! – Ah, I might lose a tooth here. Can you just compromise that with your butt cheeks a little bit? Just like, oh yeah, perfect. Now, get back up. (laughing) – Wow, it, we’re a great team! We’re a really good team, you see how I do that? Oh ho, just, (grunting) oh, uh-oh. – (sighs) Special friend? (laughing) – Yeah, we definitely need a special friend here. – Hey, I’m your emotional support friend. And I’m here to tell you, you guys are doin’ such a good job right now. (laughing) Pet me. – That’s it? – Pet me. Does it make you feel better? – I can’t use my, I can only use my rear, right? That’s how this works. – Yeah, pet me with me your butt. – Well, I’m not gonna pet you with my face. – Pet me with your mouth. – Fine, okay. All right, let’s get back to the task at hand. – Thanks a lot! – You got it. – Emotional support friend. – Yeah, you can stay out here, we need constant emotional support. – [Special Friend] All right, do it. – Okay, grab this with your mouth and get it the right side up again. – You guys are doing so good. – Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – You guys are– (thunk) – Ah. – So hot. – Welp, I just opened that piece. – How can I help with my butt? Am I doin’ anything? – [Link] No. – Rhett, you got a really perfect butt, I just wanted to let you know. – I know, but thank you. Oh, you know what? I think I, if you can just get this, if you can get right side up, I can really help. I can really help. (tearing) – Look at that! – Hey, that’s impressive. – So good! – Can you get it stood up with your face? – Oh, you mean like this? – I want you to get it completely on its end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah– (shouting) It’s gonna break your neck if you’re not careful! (groaning) (laughing) Okay, okay. – [Special Friend] Teamwork! – Now rotate it. Ow, why you steppin’ on your my hand? – I’m sorry, man! – There you go! – Yes, yes! (thumping) (shouting) (applauding) – Yay! – Whoo! – [Rhett And Link] Round three! – Ever wanted to smell someone’s hair but you couldn’t because “that’s not allowed on the bus?” Well, that’s about to change with this doll, Candylocks. – Oh, this is like something that Cotton Candy Randy would dream about. – Yeah, cotton candy flavored hair. – Why don’t you spin first this time, Neal? – All right. What body part am I gonna use to open a Candylocks doll? I hope it’s butt. I got a good clencher. And feet! – Okay, you got feet. – Two of those! – [Rhett] Let’s see what I got! – [Link] I hope it’s nose. – [Rhett] That would be cruel. Nope, it’s feet! – Double foot time! – We’re goin’ straight feet? – Well, I’m not usin’ my shoes and socks, ’cause I wanna get sweaty! – Oh gosh. – Gotta use my sweatiness! All right. – All right. – Let’s get down here. – There’s tape on the outside of this thing, like right there on the– – [Link] Now, do you have a sharp toenail? – I’ve got a little teeny bit of a sharp edge on this one. – [Link] All right. – Lemme just see if I can, oh gosh. Another. – Hang it, hangnail. – (laughs) Ow! – Nothing, man. – [Rhett] It got up under there. – Special friend, bring out the bag! – Right now, we need a special friend. What do we got? – Tool friend! – Oh, for what? (laughs) – I have a tool, there we go, between the toesies. – Oh, tool friend, you’re actually helpful for once. Okay. – It looks good. – [Rhett] All right, I’m just holdin’ it steady here. – Okay, so I’m gonna take this. Wow. You’re pretty– Hey, careful, man! (laughing) – What? – Don’t, just– – You don’t want me to? – Gently run it across the seam. – No, stab it. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, here we go, oh, you did it! – [Link] So now— – Hold on, there’s tape on, no, no, no, there’s tape on both sides, on three sides. – Oh, seriously? – You gotta do that on three sides. – Here you go right between the toesies, you gotta really use that– – Jam it, jam it! – Yeah. – Yes. – Toejam it. – Go this way. – I think you might need to run it. The first one you did, you ran it across from the side. Like, you used the sharp part of it and it really worked. – [Special Friend] Yeah, you used the sharp part. – I didn’t do that on purpose. You’re not doing much. – I’m holdin’ it super steady. You know what? Maybe you should, well, you know what? You do this one, and then I’ll do the one on this side. My foot’s kinda crampin’. – My leg’s cramping. Oh, I got it! Look at that. – You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it? – I think I could go all the way across. – You know, well, let me see if I can do this. – Take that. (laughing) – Yeah. – [Link] Aw, this is, this is gross. – Oh, I’ve! You know what, just put it down. Oh, my foot’s crampin’. – Oh yeah. I gotta do some stretches. (laughing) Whoo! – [Rhett] You know, I need to pick it up with the left foot. – You guys know what my favorite band is? – Wha? – Tool. (laughs) – [Link] Ooh, see, it’s not that eas– Oh yeah, good work! – [Rhett] And then you just, c’mere. (groans) – You know what, you know what? Lemme do this. Here we go. Now, there you go. There it is. – Yeah. Yeah! – Yes, Rhett! – Yeah! – All right, so now, hold it like that for me. – Like what? – Like that. Gosh, this is, this– It’s not movin’! (rustles) Yeah! – [Rhett] Okay, that’s, that’s good. Get that right out. – Yeah! This is definitely like a, this is a twisted fetish video. (laughing) – And then check this out. Check this out, check this out. – This is very normal. – You see this? (grunting) (thumping) (laughing) (grunting) – What are you doin’? (laughing) – I’m tryin’ to– – He’s using physics. – You trying to inertia it out? Oh, it worked! It worked! Oh, that didn’t work. (thunk) – No, you know what? – Inertia! – I think centripetal force, if I can get get faster– – Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes! (laughing) (thump) Special friend! Send it back this way. All right, all right. Enough of the madness. I’m reachin’ in and I’m grabbin’. – Yeah, yeah, use your hook toe. (laughing) – Boy, I got foot cramps! – Whoo, yeah, I’m hurtin’. – I got foot cramps so bad! (laughing) – Oh, why is it crampin’ so bad? – Yeah, yeah! – Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! – Oh. – Aw yeah! – Yeah! – We ain’t done yet. – Okay, oh. – Oh, there’s her hair! – [Link] There she is. – [Rhett] Oh, she’s got replaceable hair! Oh, be gentle, be gentle, be gentle, be gentle, it’s an unboxing. – Yeah. Be gentle. – There she is! Yay! (applauding) You know what that means, a Mythical crew member’s gonna get gift wrapped in More! – Thanks for liking comedy and subscribing! – You know time it is. (thunk) – I’m Jackson from Providence, Rhode Island. I’m a VFX artist, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! (clicking) – What the crap happened to his face? – Oh I don’t know if I ever wanna touch the wheel again! – It’s a visual effect! – Click the top link to watch us gift wrap Matt and also un-nest some mystery nesting dolls in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land! These mugs won’t be around forever. Hurry up and grab the set at Mythical.com.

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