
(rooster crows) (wheel ticks) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Win face! Congratulations Spartachris! Look at that win face. Either he’s in a cold climate or he just likes putting things on his head. – Spartachris, you have won some stuff. – A GMM mug. – Wooo! – Congrats. – Get it while you can. Let’s push this out of here so we can make room for Matt Lieb. Come on in! – M-m-Matt Lieb. – Our special friend. – As Matt Lieb is coming in and we’re getting ready to gift wrap him, speaking of gift wrapping, you know what, holiday gifting is easy with the Mythical Society ‘Cause you get a membership for your friends, family, even yourself at mythicalsociety.com. Remember, third degree members are getting a very special gift this time around, chia Rhett and Links. I’m Rhett, he’s Link, we’re chia heads. Only way you can get them is by being a third degree member, mythicalsociety.com. – Sign up! All right. – You ready to get wrapped? – I am now ready, I thought you guys were going to lose and we would get to wrap you. – Well I’m gonna let you pick what you want your body wrapped in. – I don’t know, what about a little bit of both. – Okay. – ‘Cause I like the polka dots but I also like the holiday theme. – Okay, all right. This is like, for someone that has a Christmas birthday. Like my wife is around the Christmas season, she likes to have, you know what, just stay seated, yeah. – Okay, you want my hands like this? – However you’re gonna be comfortable ’cause you’re gonna be this way for a while. – I’ll help you secure this. – Secure it down here as well, right around that arm. – Just tape it right there. – Well let’s wrap each arm individually. – Ohh! – Arms out, arms out. – Yeah. – I feel like I’m being fitted for a Christmas suit. – Yeah, you going all the way around here? I can give it back to you, there you go. – Then I’m gonna rotate down here, over the legs. Can you put your legs straight out? – Straight out, okay. – And them I’m gonna come back round. – I feel like I’m wearing a really pretty dress. – And then here comes– – All right, that’s basically that roll. (wrapping paper rustles) ♪ Here comes Mr Arm Man ♪ ♪ Wrapping up your arm ’cause I can. ♪ ♪ Hippity hoppity Christmas is on it’s way ♪ – This arm. – You know the name Mathew means gift from god. It’s like you’re wrapping up a gift. – God ain’t got nothing to do with what we’re doing to you, boy. (laughs) Now Lieb. – Yeah. – What is that? That means love in German and Lion in Yiddish. I’m not sure which one. – So you love to lie? – No, not lyin’ as in liar, as in the animal. – Okay, I’m gonna have scissors really close to your body here. – Uh huh, they’re safety scissors right? – Yeah, well they’re in my hands so yes. – So they’re perfectly safe. – Gonna get very close to your face. (Matt yelps) There we go, all right. – This is all basically a pre-amble to giving you like a, we gotta give you a nice gift wrapped mask. – Oh yeah. Yeah, put it around my face. – Here you go, hold your breath. ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. ♪ ♪ And when you’re dry and ready ♪ ♪ Oh Dreidel. ♪ – I hope nobody wanted this. ♪ I’m dreaming of a white– ♪ – Yeah keep singing, that way I know you’re not dead. ♪ Christmas. ♪ – [Stevie] Let’s sing something royalty free please. ♪ It’s really hot in here. ♪ – Is White Christmas not royalty free? – [Stevie] I don’t know, I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure we can get away with Dreidel, if you would like to continue singing Dreidel. – All right, listen to me, ’cause I’m about to cut your eye holes. – Okay. – Oh no. – [Off-screen Crew] No, no, no. – I have glasses on, don’t worry, I knew I’d be fine. – You know what, where are your eyes? – Why don’t we let me do that. – Oh up there? – I thought your eyes we down there. – Why don’t you secure the hair to the top and I’ll do the eyes. – You don’t want me to do the eyes? – Nope. ♪ Dreidel, dreidel ♪ – Oh my gosh, did you freakin’? – You Sinead’d her. – Where’s your nose, that’s your nose? – My nose is the big thing in the middle. – These are your eyes? – Yeah, yep. – [Stevie] Do not, do not, do not. – Guys, I’m incapable of injuring anyone. – I’m shvitzing. (crew laughs) – Shvitzing? – It’s another Yiddish word. It means I’m sweating. (mumbles) – [Rhett] Oh, there’s two layers! – [Link] Yeah, I think I went around like three times. – [Rhett] Okay, all right, well that’s as good as you’re gonna get. You’re gonna get. – I can’t see nothing. – No, you know what– – At least make a cut right there so he can breathe. – Yeah, get me a mouth whole. – Where’s your, is that your nose? (Matt mumbles) – That’s your mouth? – Just stab me in the mouth. – [Link] Oh gosh! – Keep going. (Matt yelps) – [Link] Okay, yeah that’s good. That’s what we wanted. – [Rhett] Can you breathe now, okay. Now we’re gonna play a game. – I can’t see nothing! – But you can breathe. – Yeah, that’s a good point. Count my blessings. – You look like some sort of holiday monster that comes when the kids are bad. All right, so we’ve got these nesting dolls, Matt Lieb. And what we’re gonna do is we’re trying to guess how many dolls there are in here and we’re just gonna shake it, (nesting doll rattles) Seven. – All right, listen up. (nesting doll rattles) – Yeah, it sounds good. (laughs) – How many dolls do you think it is Matt? – I mean, probably at least four. – Um, you said seven? – Yeah. – All right fine, I’ll say nine. – Wow okay, all right. – Nine, that’s too many. – One, this is one. This is two. One, boop. – I’ll stack the next one. – Two. – Do it like that. – Three. – Oh wow this is– – Oh gosh. – Matt, what number did you say? – I said four. – You said at least four which is true ’cause it’s five. – There’s a message in this one. Instagram dogs with millions of followers make about $15,000 per sponsored post. – What is this, this like a Snapple fact? (laughs) – Yeah. – This one seems like less. – 15 grand per post. – Hey, follow @jadetheofficial on Instagram, she’s got her own instagram account, my dog. – Six. – That my daughter runs, so I gotta get that cash. – Said six on that one ’cause I felt like I overestimated lest time. – Yeah, it’s smaller than this one, well. – Uh, I’m still gonna say seven. Matt Lieb? – Shake it again. (nesting doll rattles) – Even though you said nine last time, you’re still gonna say seven. – Four? – I think it’s four. – Wow, Matt Lieb. (nesting doll clatters) – There’s three, there’s four, oh gosh. Oh there’s more. – There’s more than four? – I said six, I said six! Oh there’s another one in there! – There’s a little baby. – And that’s six, no, that’s seven. – I got it! – You got it right. – Nailed it. – Congratulations. – All right, here’s a little Snapple fact. Matt, why don’t you read this one? – I can’t see! – Every night when you sleep, spider-like face mites come out of the– – Oh guys! – Oh, there’s another one? – Nope. – Listen to this. – Thought there were eight, seven. – This is disturbing, this should be a disturbing fact. – Every night when you sleep, spider-like face mites come out of the pores on your face to mate and then go back into your skin to lay their eggs. – What? – No. (laughs) – Only at Christmas time. – I like that there’s families living on my face. – This one’s wide. – We just went up from five to seven, I’m gonna say eight. – I’ll say nine. (nesting doll rattles) – Oh yeah, there’s at least, I’m gonna say 10. – All right. – Wow. – All right so we’ve got, panda. – Panda. – You’ve heard the song panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda. (gasp) – Turn it over. – Panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda. – Panda? – Panda. – The suspense is killing me. – So there’s four, five, six, seven. – No, it’s still going dude. – I took the wrong one. Oh my gosh, look at that, how many’s that? Is that it, yeah. – Nope, there’s more. – Oh wow there’s two more! – Push it that side. – What!? – How on earth? – Matt Lieb, can you believe this? – I can’t believe anything. – My imagination is going wild. – And that’s the last one, so, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Matt Lieb. – You did it! – I can’t even see nothing! I have really good ears apparently. – Panda’s can poop up to 40 times a day. So can I on a bad day. (laughs) – Did the other day I believe, at least. – 40 times is a lot of poop. – Okay, last one is the cat. You would think that this is all a big set up for this one just being like 15. – Oh yeah that’s a lot. – I’m gonna say 12. – I’m gonna say three. – You think they went the opposite direction, huh? – Yep, you know what, I’m gonna go with four. – All right, all different cats. Okay so that’s three right there. – There’s no way this is gonna be that many. – Four. – They put a turd in there. – What? – What is that? – There’s poopy in it? – It’s a cat turd. – No it’s not. Yeah it is. – Did you just taste it? Oh, what is that? (laughs) – I think it’s chocolate covered garlic, based on the smell coming from your mouth. (laughs) – Oh, it said eat if you dare I’d already done that. – Who said four? – Yeah it was a chocolate covered garlic clove. – I said four dude. – Matt Live said four! It is four. – I truly am a gift from God! – You hungry? – I don’t want the poo poo. – [Link] These mugs won’t be around forever, hurry up and grab the set at mythical.com
