

nothing makes me feel more alive than opening mail okay well let’s open some of it I’m Brian Hill from Provo Utah good mythical morning good mythical morning No all right what a great ending ah you can send us up to our POS to this box and we will get it and we will read it and we might put it in the mythical time capsule that we buried for at least 10 years maybe a hundred years maybe thousands of years I don’t know if we’ve gone on record maybe if it gets lost it’ll be buried for thousands of years dear rhett and Link I’m Jakob Wagner hello Jacob from Mattoon Illinois last night I had a dream about you both and was wondering if you could interoperate it for me I think he means interpret it yeah just like you may Allah Noi the dream starts off in a swamp and you guys me and some other people I don’t know walking on a dock through a swamp we got it it’s a swamp it was insanely beautiful in the swamp with a lot of greens and yellows and a bunch of tall swamp trees because I dream in high-definition apparently I know no other way some people dream black and white do they not dogs Rhett was talking about how he grew up in the swamp which was Alabama is that true no this is a dream see he if he if he knew you personally know this isn’t it maybe I did in the dream world I don’t know and Jacob continues I was telling him how I wanted to live there because it was so awesome Rhett stopped and looked at me and said no you don’t in all seriousness which made me very confused out of nowhere some police officer showed up and yelled heard I turned to you both and you just took off sprinting and dove into the water and you both swam away and disappeared under the water while I was brutally handcuffed and taken to jail it was the weirdest dream I’ve ever had what does it mean sincerely a confused mythical beast okay Jacob you want to know what it means I think I know thank you you think you know what it means well first of all I’m pretty clean just for starters never go to an Alabama concert with the two of us that’s what I would say I would say that that’s that’s the underlying theme here don’t don’t see the country music band known as Alabama with us in a swamp all right here this is actually I think than what’s gonna happen is in the next five years Jacob someone probably someone who’s very out of touch with what is actually cool now is going to invite you to an Alabama concert in Louisiana probably New Orleans so you’re saying this dream is a premonition oh yes telling the future all dreams are these two guys one short I mean one normal what what’s all a twin normal size again it won’t be us you’re just projecting you’re your future on to us we’ll invite you to an Alabama concert don’t go I’m telling you now I told you to dream don’t go because what’s gonna happen is you’re gonna go there something’s gonna get out of hand they’re gonna be the reasons that you should be arrested they’re gonna get away you will be arrested you will be put in jail that sounds great but I mean I think it could just simply mean those cops there’s abandonment I think it just maybe you know issues with authority and fear of abandonment that you may need to deal with talk to your parents or loved ones about that Jacob I want to thank Jane from Michigan for sending us what she calls a plushy version of Belvidere the cockatrice it kind of looks like a really cool Christmas ornament I’m just gonna hook it in such a way is to not use it as bait put on a Christmas tree instead of putting in time counselor because I want to keep you have to hook it in a way that doesn’t cause pain so you hook it through the thing I left at the top okay Thank You Jennifer for sending an easel with the rhettandlink logo on it I will paint very small pictures on this easel Thank You Valerie for sending us and a magnet that says fart sake on it if you if you know the 100th episode of GMM season one I saw this actual license plate in real life it says fart sake now thank you to Malcolm for sending us opinion for processor he thought this would be a good thing to put into the time capsule and really I think it’s pretty good idea because this represents a moment in time and also in technology if this is discovered in like a post-apocalyptic time and all technology is lost this could be the key to the survival of mankind in the progression into the future and technology ready go Malcolm or I might just swallow it no we’ll put that in the mythical times capsule I want to thank crystalline for sending her favorite on vinyl which happens to be Merle Haggard’s okie from Muskogee she says you can put this in the time capsule because it represents brilliant music I’m gonna use the term a lot today brilliant but the brilliant thing about this is I cannot put this in time Kelso I collect Merle Haggard albums it’s also too big I mean had to be a large to know this is amazing so this is staying with me if you want to send anything wrong Haggard related to us we will love you forever just like I love crystalline forever uh Kristina from Blacksburg Virginia sent a finger puppet that is a zebra but this finger puppet link has a story this is a zebra finger puppet that I was hoping could be included in the time capsule and here’s a fictitious story that she made up about him or could be real he grew up like any other limbless tour soulless zebra I suppose playing reindeer games and horsing around that is until he saw your dope zebra video it was then that he knew his purpose he was meant to dance long story short he moved to America ended up in a shoe box in my basement and invent intense and wants to be in your time capsule Cristina need to work on your print and writing his idea is that if you put him in the time capsule in the future when the aliens dig it up they can give him fully functioning limbs and torso so he can dance his name is Bertram only you can make his dreams come true and you know what I find a pressure on I think it’s easy I think it’s easy let’s put him in a time capsule alright yeah that’s easy after I have a little fun with him you know so aliens in the future will have the ability to give bodies to disembodied finger puppets so everybody knows that okay here’s here’s a great one here this is this is for the time capsule it’s from Lindsey s Louise I don’t know she I can’t read what this is Louise Samsonite on YouTube she sent a birthday card well it’s my birthday no it’s not oh this is not for you this is for aliens who dig up the time capsule what that’s what it says dear aliens it is a time-honored tradition in 21st century United States among other places on earth to send birthday cards like the one you are reading to and loved ones to commemorate the day he or she was born brilliant as I’m saying a lot today if you would like to celebrate our customs of antiquity I have included the lyrics to the Happy Birthday song as well as a recipe for cake and honored dessert honored enjoy and and here we go lyrics to happy birthday for the alien I know those you can’t sing that because you’d be seeing that then we I’m not gonna sing happy right always you know Doug Lee to be sung after candles are lit yeah well these indicator aliens they don’t know what’s a happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear insert name course memories you’re a happy birthday that’s an alien man this is that is smart that is going to thank you to all the mythical beasts you send us things and of course it wouldn’t be a mail Thursday without a random episode of time Ranger amen hey what you doing I just listened it to a CD okay hey you know that time machine gazebo thing that we kind of time-traveling sometimes yeah over there yeah the one over there okay you want to go to it not really because every time we get in it somebody gets hurt oh I’m staying here man look first of all it’s not really that big of a deal we always recover and secondly this time I have a weapon what yeah I can’t hear you because I was listen to my CD hot coffee hot coffee yes let’s go let’s go to the casino okay let’s check it out alright here we are listen let’s do this one thing though let’s think of the same thing so we know where we’re gonna go and not it’s not left up for grabs okay we’ll think about what you want to think about I want to go to first-century wrong dude okay it’s like a tourist town okay first surgery row 3 here we go 2 1 wrong wrong yeah baby anyway huh look over there over there yeah over there it’s like the Coliseum freshly built man okay you want to go to it absolutely let’s go okay let’s go look at this this is like some kind of sorry I need to be moving my Mohammed or since I’m not thank you I met to let telepathically communicating no you got to move that we’re going through like a VIP entrance of some kind yeah let’s do it it’s black aqui há go black in this tunnel you’re thirsty your thumb yeah I love this coffee all right here we are Wow look at this thing man listen everybody’s cheering for us yeah I don’t think they’re cheering for us I think they’re cheering for that gladiator over there that’s coming at us over there yeah right there right there this guy right here he’s up in front of us right now my goodness are you not entertained well all right coffee coffee throw your coffee on it man all right let’s oh yeah okay we got one more thing here Aaron waters since the epic ninja star duel and this is a box full of ninja stars that he created that we are going to use as a secret spot on the wheel so if it lands on whatever is secret anymore because now exhibit we’ve seen it yeah but I mean it I thought it was such a great thing that he mailed to us that we could battle it out special spot dance Gangnam style oh oh let’s let the finger puppet dance [Music] we’ll probably better with music we’ll put that in is there music [Music]
