GMM 1841: We Hired A Professional Pumpkin Carver

I have been called sexy Father Time. – [Stevie] Wait, who called you that? – Hold on. Don’t answer that. Here’s the thing. It’s one thing to be called sexy Father Time. It’s another thing to say twice in a row. I have been called sexy Father Time. (upbeat electronic music) (fire burning) – Good mythical morning. – You know, I’ve always been into pumpkin carving, take a look at this artist. – [Rhett] Oh wow, and you were able to do it without cutting off any of your fingers. – [Link] Yeah, well. – [Rhett] And without shoes. – I lost my shoes in the process. Straddle the pumpkin and get in the mood this holiday season. I mean, that is a pretty amazing pumpkin but it is really amazing what pro carvers can accomplish. So today we have enlisted the help of two professional pumpkin carving champions to carve up a fun game for us. It’s time for… for mystery countdown theater, pumpkin carving edition. – Matt Harper and Paul Dever are the master carvers behind the YouTube show Carvers and Creators with all kinds of impressive carved creators. I didn’t know anybody could do this with a pumpkin but what these guys can pull off is incredible. You should check them out over at CarversCreators on YouTube and follow them on Instagram and Facebook while you’re at it. – CarversCreators. Now we’re going to be watching sped up clips of pumpkins that they carved on short notice just for us in this game. So thanks so much guys for doing this. And the first person to buzz in and guess what they’re carving wins the round. If you guessed correctly you get how many points are still on the countdown. If you get it wrong, you’re locked out and the other person gets a chance to buzz in and guess. – And the loser has to get on their knees bow to the winner and say, “Oh good, sir, you are the master of Good Mythical Morning, always and forever.” All in time-lapse which I don’t know how that’s going to work, but we’ll find out. – And I felt sure, you know I won last time with my lucky shirt I brought it again, feeling sure, I’m bringing all the lucky for myself and low and behold. – Maybe the big shirt’s lucky, There’s only one way to find out, – But it’s not as big on you as it is on me. – That’s true. Say that again. – What? (laughter) – Not as big on you as it is on me. – All right, let’s carve some pumps. – [Link] And we’re off. – [Rhett] It’s a pumpkin. – [Link] Yeah. – [Rhett] Yeah. Okay. – [Link] All right. Huh! (gentle two-tone chime) – Oh gosh. – [Stevie] Link. – Dang it. – Poop emoji. – Yes. – [Stevie] You’re correct (high toned ping). (laughter) Yeah! Look at that thing come together. (farting) – [Rhett] Oh man. – [Link] We have poop emoji muffin pans at our house. Lando uses to make ice poops. He makes all types of things and that it looks just like that poop emoji right there on that pumpkin. – All right. Quick, quick draw, McLink. – Just beat you to the, yeah, say that again. If we’re doing say that again today is that? – Yeah. – [Stevie] Let’s go to the next one. – [Link] Look at that pumpkin. Ah… (grunting) Wow. – [Rhett] I don’t know who that is, but. – [Link] Who is that? (upbeat two-tone chime) – [Stevie] Rhett. – It’s just a, he’s a mad football player. – [Stevie] I don’t know if he’s mad, but he is a football player so I’ll give it to you. – (high toned ping) Yeah, I agree. He’s demented, demented football player. It was cool. – [Rhett] Until you see the- – [Link] Yeah how they place the other parts of the pumpkin as the guard. Genius. – Cause I was thinking like a Trojan. – Yeah. If they had to put that on the top, that’s the difference between a football player and a Trojan. – Is the brush on the top of the helmet. – Football player should have that. – Some of them do, in Europe. – They do? Seems I need to get back into football. Football players in Europe had helmets with brushes. – (laughter) Cleaning off the competition. All right, hit me with another pumpkin. Looks like Australia right now. (upbeat two-tone chime) – [Stevie] Link. – A horsey. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – What? – I was like, what? I don’t see a horse. – [Link] What? You don’t see a horse. – [Rhett] Oh, I know what it’s gonna be. (upbeat two-tone chime) – Boo. – A unicorn. – [Stevie] Yeah. – (High toned chime) Dang it. – You got to wait for the horn sometimes. – What about the more specific please? – You know, before this next round, we wanted to remind you that we have a podcast called Ear Biscuits. It has its very own YouTube channel. We talk about all kinds of stuff over there. – Part personal. – I get so personal, so personal. – In public. – Check it out. (upbeat two-tone chime) – [Stevie] Link. – A robot. – [Stevie] Correct. – Oh yeah. I was like, is it going to be a unicorn robot? – Here’s the deal, I’ve got to adjust my, what I’m doing is, I was like okay, I think that’s a robot but do I need to wait and figure out what robot it is from what thing? – [Link] That’s what I was thinking too. – [Rhett] But now I’m kind of, is it just a little bit of both? I mean… – [Stevie] Yeah, kinda. Is that helpful to you? – No, it’s not helpful at all. – I got a gear for an eye. – It does it look like, there is a robot from some not great movie. Like not a Pixar movie. – Not great movie robot. – That looks like that robot. – [Stevie] I feel like its Tim Burton-y. – Zach’s like yeah, you’re right. There’s a not great robot movie that has that robot in it. – Don’t don’t bring Zach into this. Hit it. (upbeat two-tone chime) Oh you dirty dog. – [Stevie] Rhett. – It’s just a bearded man. – [Stevie] Be more specific. – I’m going to go with Father Time. – [Stevie] Incorrect. (upbeat two-tone chime) – [Stevie] Link. I’m going to guess Rhett. – [Stevie] Yeah (laughter) (high toned chime) – Oh, so we’re doing… – [Link] They were all custom for us. And look at that long nose, man. – [Rhett] Dang man. I’m not saying you have a long, I guess I did say you have a long nose. Oh look at you. You look very, that’s suspicious Rhett. You’re watching me do something. – No offense to the boys, the carvers, but that’s not me (laughter). – [Stevie] Do that face. You know how you do that face where you bight the right side of your lip and then the left sides open a little bit. Yeah, you do that face all the time. – I hate to break it to you, but they did a great job. (laughter) – I been called sexy Father Time though. – [Stevie] I also thought it was Father Time when I viewed it for the first time. – I have been called sexy Father Time. – [Stevie] Wait, who called you that? – Hold on, don’t answer that. Here’s the thing. It’s one thing to be called sexy Father Time. It’s another thing to say twice in a row. I have been called sexy Father Time. – Well I’m trying to get points, man. I’m in a hole here! – It’s not a good look. Oh, it’s getting narrow. Oh this is strange, what is that? (upbeat two-tone chime) – Okay, I gotta make some sort of, I’m going to say cupcake. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – [Rhett] I think he’s going to turn it on its end at the end. – [Link] Oh shoot! (laughter) – [Stevie] Wow you both struck out completely. This is the first time I think. – Kentucky fried chicken bucket. – [Rhett] I didn’t see the Colonel at any point until the very end. – [Stevie] Okay, this next one should be a little bit easier let’s see. (upbeat two-tone chime) – Dang it! – [Stevie] Link. – Bats. – Yes. – [Stevie] All accepted. It’s a singular situation. – [Rhett] A singular bat. Dang! I hate it. One little millisecond. – Oh, that’s a cool looking bat too, man! Oh, don’t be afraid, Rhett. – [Rhett] I’m not, I don’t like bats. – [Link] Is that your Kryptonite? – No, I don’t mind. That’s a cute bat. It’s just bats that are flying at me at night. That are the problem. – Is it anatomically correct? – [Rhett] Yeah, there’s a penis there. – [Stevie] Look at those, look at that chest, at the pectoral area. – [Link] That is wicked. – [Stevie] One time my sister told my parents that at nighttime, that there was a bat in her room and they told her she was having a nightmare and to go back to go back to sleep. But there was legitimately a bat in her room that had come in from the attic because there was a backdrop. – Bats inside, that’s a real problem. – Did it bite her? She a vampire? – [Stevie] No, it’s fine. Let’s go into this next one. – Okay, I’m going to just go in. I want some big, big old limbs at this point. – [Link] Oh that one was a bumpy gourd. What? (upbeat two-tone chime) – [Stevie] Rhett. Kool-Aid man. – [Stevie] Heck yeah! (laughter) – Five points. – Oh man. I saw that leg come up. – [Link] How are they doing that? – [Rhett] here do they get the arms from? Where do the appendages come from? – [Link] He’s busting through. I don’t know, other pumpkins, I guess. – [Stevie] Rhett, you are at a deficit I’d say. – Well, I mean I made up a little bit. At least it’s not completely embarrassing. That’s two rounds. Two rounds would make up a lot of points. (upbeat two-tone chime) – [Stevie] Rhett. I’m gonna say like a tiger or a lion. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – I had to go for something. – I’ll make it interesting. – [Stevie] Link. – My guess was an alien. Wide eyes. – [Stevie] You certainly made it interesting, but that’s incorrect. – Oh now I have another chance. – [Link] You better buzz. (upbeat two-tone chime) – [Stevie] Rhett. – A cat. – [Stevie] Yes, can you be a little bit more specific? – Come on, look at how bad he’s losing. – I mean, first of all, I said a lion really early. – [Stevie] You expect me to give you lion? – It’s a specific cat? – [Stevie] I didn’t give link horse unicorn. It’s supposed to be a specific cat. I’m going to give you the points, but I just want to see if you can guess what specific cat they were. – It was not Garfield, which was the only popular cat that I can come up with. – [Stevie] An internet relevant cat. – It’s keyboard cat? – [Stevie] Oh geez! – Grumpy cat. – [Stevie] It’s Grumpy cat. Hey that early, early lion guess. I mean that was, I was just going. – [Stevie] I did not give link the horse unicorn. – I’m not saying give it to me. I’m just saying it. – Did grumpy cat die? – [Stevie] I believe so. – He got replaced with another grumpy cat. I mean there’s always another one. – Oh really? – Yeah. – Okay. Good. Bad? – [Stevie] Okay, this is it. – I’m down by eight points which means I gotta basically just buzz in at the beginning and hope for the best. – [Link] I’m also going to do that. (upbeat two-tone chime) – [Stevie] Rhett. – Link. – [Stevie] Correct. (loud laughter) – Oh, it was on eight, which means we tied! – What just happened? (loud laughter) – Oh, I knew you had to be in there somewhere if I was in there. They ain’t going to leave you out, bro! (loud laughter) – [Link] Look at that, that’s not me. That’s Dana Carvey. (loud laughter) Get it, Dana Carvey? – Oh, wow. – [Stevie] That’s good. – Hey look at that man. Lucky shirts, lucky shirts prevail. – Can you mail that to me? I kind of want my own pumpkin. – It’s probably rotten at this point. – How did that happen? – I don’t know man. – And I was going to buzz in early too. Because we’re in the same size shirt. – It’s a big shirt. I can’t help it man. – It was my shirt! – The big shirt has magical powers. – [Stevie] Wait so now you have to like both tell each other at the same. – You know what, and that is appropriate. Is it not? What did you mean when you mean time-lapse. – [Stevie] You know, however you want to interpret it, in some fashion you both have to kneel down to the other person simultaneously. – I think it’s every word is a different pose. Every word is we get a little bit lower and bow more towards each other. – Start standing. – Oh. – Oh. (distant laughter) – Good. – Good. – Sir. – Sir. – You. – You. – Are. – Are. – The. – The. – Master. – Master. – Of. – Of. – Good. – Good. – Mythical. – Mythical. – Morning. – Morning. – [Stevie] Always and forever. – Always and forever. – Always and forever. (distant laughter) – Thank you to Matt and Paul for partnering with us on this episode, those were some amazing creations and the ones that they take even longer on are even more amazing. So go check those out on their channel. CarversCreators on YouTube. – Definitely. And thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – I’m Tate. – I’m Edie. – And I’m Macy, (together) and we’re from Tucson, Arizona. Our dad just carved pumpkins on Good Mythical Morning. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – I kind of thought the pumpkin’s might not come back down. – Good catch ladies. – Those are Matt’s daughters. Who’ve carved the pumpkins for us. Thank you so much. (upbeat techno) And click the top link to see some mythical crew and pet matching costumes (wheel rattles) in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. Get these tees shipped prime by heading over to amazon.com/mythical.

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