a real-life Batman pleads not guilty to obstruction of justice charges let’s talk about that I’m Danica and I’m curious we’re from Chicago Illinois good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by catalyst dot-com the guys with the goods where else can you get a mug shaped like a grenade that says complaint department please take a number oh I get it yeah you get it like it would explode all you well my friends today is bring a friend of GMM day and if you are a mythical beast who invited a friend and thank you thank you for that if you’re that friend welcome friend welcome guys listen I hate to break it to you you have one week in one day you submit you’ve been more welcoming you need to be more welcome I’m moving on get your mouth down here closer I’m trying to be sick no you’re in mouth I’ll move my mouth away you get your mouth closed say welcome friends welcome friends eat more gentle welcome friends I was trying to tell him about super node I needed to get serious here you have a week and a day to submit your mythical super note join team mythical beast hold out as long as you can even if it’s short it contributes to the goal of us winning or maybe at this point it’s just keeping some sort of dignity and not being last yeah not being embarrassed super note it link there is a man that has been in the news a lot this year I haven’t heard about him I try to try to keep my distance from news of such things his name is Mark Wayne Williams his middle name is Wayne well that’s what he says it is and he lives in Petoskey Michigan I think that’s how you say Petoskey and he has been dressing up as the Batman that’s how I refer to Batman because that’s how they Cuthbert on the movies know Batman mm-hmm my favorite superhero the superior one and a Batman and it’s a smart right off the bat he’s smart he’s chosen a good superhero okay a cop would you like to retract your statement after seeing a picture of this man you said right off the bat he’s smart well I didn’t say he looks smart okay I just said he was smart you know looks can be deceiving well he could be this case that’s what you’re banking on right so anyway this guy over maybe some time in the last year he was found hanging from the side of a building in Michigan well upside down I don’t think so with a baton type striking weapon a can of chemical irritant spray and a pair of lead-lined gloves are we sure this isn’t the real Batman because this sounds exactly like a legitimate operation here Malad line Club what’s he doing like handling uranium or something this is not the real Batman because this is what he looked like no that’s that’s that’s if that is the real Batman I’ve seen the movies what is that is that bat on his chest made out of duct tape or this some kind of maybe like a leather material but to me the thing that really stands out or is pit stains he was working hard at this he’s working very hard he’s working up a sweat being in Batman ain’t easy you know there’s a lots of anxiety associated with it plus a stress and I like the way he lets his mullet come out the back you see that you can kind of see that in the picture there his mullet sort of protrudes from the back where did this picture come from was this like on his Facebook page uh no this was taken when he was he’s he’s all over the place up there in Petoskey I mean he makes regular appearances oh really that’s Batman I believe yeah but anyway so he was arrested and he was sentenced to six months probation directed for what being Batman he can’t do that I think he would must have been trespassing you can’t just hang from the side of any building unless you’d like to owner the building good point and so he was sentenced to six months probation in which time it was forbidden to wear his Batman costume then he would so he couldn’t wear his Batman costume and Paula said she couldn’t wear it at all he’s probably wearing at home but yeah he couldn’t wear it in public then he comes out of hiding he comes back recently the beginning of October and look at his nude getup not only has he upgraded his suit significantly he now has Batgirl with him oh yeah I mean look at this Wow I’ll look at her this is almost legitimate at this point his thighs are bigger than I thought they’d be too he’s covered up the mullet he’s got it concealed in there he has an actual Batman symbol at this point can I retract my statement about his thighs I’d rather not have a comment about me commenting on his stuff I can retract me be a part of anything you want I mean cut it out of ya so anyway this guy about a month ago he’s out there wandering the streets wandering the streets with uh when he let’s say patrol patrolling the streets with Batgirl and they come up upon a scene of a car a wreck oh and basically the guy in the in the car wreck has fled the scene and so he’s coming to find him he comes up there and he’s like I’ll you know I found this car that had wrecked and me and Batgirl decided we were gonna try to track this this guy down but sergeant Jeff Gordo says he’s a he’s a police officer sergeant okay he says he wouldn’t clear the scene and we had a k9 out there and he kept screwing up the scent and I think again go back to his original costume I think the reason he was screwing up the scent is because yeah the pieces are falling into place he gives off he gives off a lot of Bo I don’t think he’s gotten rid of the Bo with his new costume he’s just concealing it a little bit better it’s his odor and he’s throwing his odor ring and it’s in his throwing off the dogs so he has been arrested again hmm and the bat costume Batman costume has been confiscated interestingly enough Batgirl was not arrested she is still roaming the streets protecting the people of Petoskey that’s the silver lining in this whole the whole thing but this whole situation got me thinking about you link not just because your favorite superhero is Batman but because as we have established on some previous episodes you are a bit of a local hero yourself you have saved the lives of two motorists yeah that’s probably granite motorist it’s a very sensational way to say that you helped out some people who are stranded motorists i I mean I pushed two vehicles off off off the thoroughfare yep like that just I mean I probably look like a superhero of doing it well look at that guy pushing a vehicle in your own with another guy helping him but this is downhill it’s pretty amazing I would think if I had footage of it I would I’d probably be proud of it but here’s the thing you’re not establishing any reputation for yourself because you’re just that guy with the glasses yes the glasses in the v-neck guy that’s there’s nothing there there’s nothing to latch on to there yeah you know what so I suggested recently that you should wear a cape or some sort of uniform of some kind but I think this is your opportunity to go all the way and to like be superhero traffic saving men you’ve got to be smarter than Mark Wayne Williams you’re not gonna go up to like the scene of a wreck and like track down try to track the guy down you’re just there to help and I don’t think you need to go with an established superhero outfit because that’s when you draw the wrong kind of attention you need to adopt your own kind of persona with just some accoutrements is that a is that a curtain I can wear a safety cone on my head and cut two holes for the eyes you’ll kind of look like a Ku Klux Klan member if you do that okay scratch that don’t do that well that that was pretty much my only idea I think in the least you should wear an orange safety vest okay orange they put a mask to right some sort of a man you weren’t are gonna protect your identity you wore an orange safety vest and a cape because no regular safety worker has a cape when you have a cape you’re you are in an orange mask okay you want to conceal your identity I have to what superhero doesn’t conceal his identity right but is it gonna be just like just an eye mask or is it a full what part of your face is gonna be exposed well all of it except the eye system it’s just a conventional mask I’ll conceal my nose too because I think it’s pretty signature and here’s the real question what am I gonna wear you can wear a cone with – huh oh let’s cut in the eye cuz listen you’re gonna be there what are you going – I’m volunteering to be your sidekick okay because I don’t think there’s ever been a six-foot-seven sidekick alright so you can you can help me push the cars cuz that’s pretty much all I do is that get out of my car and then I push up what am I gonna wear I would like to wear something tight tight on the body I I want no snow sidekick to wear spandex with me okay we can’t decide what we need to look like so mythical beast we are going to hand this over to you yes we played superheroes before but this is different this is linked as traffic man or what if you want to be called yeah we got to come up with a traffic traffic man that’s good traffic man yeah it’s the first thing that came to your mind and think it’s good yeah and I’m in cone head boy okay traffic put a city come in and cone boy please all the community please draw traffic man and cone boy traffic cone on his head – don’t make it look like anything KKK s but that’s what that’s all we got for you today people I mean it’s a bit you you have to take it from here you know we’re passing the baton Rhett is an amateur dentist you know what I’m glad this is over because I need to go to the dentist I’ve forgot to have guys go hang back here listen I didn’t know yeah I’ve been reading a lot of Wikipedia articles about dental things and I can handle it just your open your mouth okay I don’t have dental insurance right I’m good I’ll have a large horn all right I need to listen I need to listen to the vacuum earlier okay I hear plaque in there I know I used this and then I just stuck in my ear to get it off