brace yourself for the worst Halloween costumes ever let’s talk about that I made to be Kelly to pay now them good physical morning [Music] good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by smooth maker of the magic piano which link will definitely demonstrate now that was the morning your brother’s theme you can play more that you can download all types of songs on here including do you smell like you were talented for a second yeah and there’s more advanced version of it than make it sound even more talented than me okay if you choose Halloween is approaching quickly and you mythical beasts have to make a decision what are you gonna be for Halloween we’re gonna make that easier for you today because we’re gonna show you what you shouldn’t be for Halloween I’m actually trying to figure out if I should be anything you know as I’ve got kids you want to be things and they’ve made the decision Power Rangers and pirates and all types of permutations of those P costumes really yeah I Romaniacs nope but you know they want me to participate and I just it’s hard for me not to be a party pooper you know but that starts with a P you could be a party pooper okay like you tell Bo party pooper I’m dressed as myself thanks for that right I gave you out I gave you an out and now I get candy for myself but choosing the right costume can make all the difference in the world if you’re gonna you know you’re going from house to house and you all of a sudden you realize you go to the first house you’ll see the look on their face and you realize that you are failing your dignity is tied up into what should this decision so we’re gonna go through these and you know learn from their mistakes people let’s get right into it picture number one okay now I know from looking at this that these guys are trying to be Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street yes but I think that any party that they went to that evening cleared out very quickly I would say that Bert is the creeper of the two until I noticed that he has a white turtleneck on which to me totally makes him neutralizes him it neutralizes his creepiness which is great next one he supposed to be a cell phone this is a human cell phone yes whatever you do do not dial the operator daredevil you know Meg I’m I’m not real comfortable wearing like the tight bottoms from this costume you know I did real it the real tight in there red I just just wear your jeans really just my jeans yeah just wear your jeans it’ll be fun you mean I’ll be daredevil up top then I’ll just be like denim man on the bottom yeah that’s great people won’t notice anyway you know we’re a belt a great idea where I belt yes okay this is a good idea thank you look great hmm what’s up with everyone we’re showing is like you should not look at the guys groin area if you if if your eyes are immediately drawn to the groin area then it’s probably a bad costume this guy ruined Elmo for his children assuming he yeah assuming he has children he has thoroughly ruined it for them now as I’m choosing to do I am only focusing on the top half of his costume and if you do that if you only look at the top half of his costume it actually looks like Elmo is consuming that man as if like a snake swallowing a gazelle it’s like he’s about to close down over the guy’s face and the guys fighting for his life well in the lower element conceal something from us he’s like no don’t look don’t look yeah I’m very appreciative for lower Elmo’s concern for us I’m having trouble figuring out what this is I know Elvis is involved but where’s the real person’s face I’m um it’s up in the topic is I think it’s a banana it’s a banana it’s shaped like a banana if they’re it’s a banana costume everybody yeah banana Elvis everybody wants to be banana Elvis the flash now I don’t care how this man positions his arms he’s not moving anywhere quickly he’s not fooling anyone I think I know what’s happening here this guy has been wearing the same costume every Halloween since he was 5 and the sharpie abs are a recent addition well I I gotta give him credit I the ABS to me were very believable next photo iron man made out of paper it’s very ironic I think this guy may be a genius yeah this thirst I think this is great this is this is a win in my mind we have to throw a few of those in there all right and he was you know he’s got the the birthday birthday ribbon coming out of his hand that’s very flammable though you got to think about that oh I’m sorry this is I didn’t want to include rainbow man and this is just from my personal collection only is that you get to El Kenya yeah I’m not listen if this guy shows up at a Halloween party or comes to my door I am NOT speaking to him single rainbow all the way across my couch next photo did you choose this guy because well the thing I like about this guy is like what I know is supposed to be a he-man costume kind of became a windy costume you know like flipping Bert like square burgers windy from Wendy’s that windy the title for this picture is ice man I’ve never heard of ice man I think it’s because this is what he looks like is there an Iceman is that a real superhero no he’s on the x-men really yeah Iceman is in he’s in the movies oh really I thought that was Silver Surfer that’s a different movie okay is that a pair of blue tight underwear like blue just like Hanes well it actually looks like a diaper Iceman wears a diaper I think this is what Kermit the Frog would look like if he originally weighed 650 pounds and then he went on like an extreme weight loss diet and then he you know he shows up at the high school reunion you’re like wow Kermit this is before he said all his extra skin removed surgically removed I would hate to see the Miss Piggy that goes with this this ensemble next follow the kool-aid man this guy’s asking to be punched somewhere in the in the face during the evening well I don’t think he would see it coming because well he appears to have a box on his head I think the thing that this guy forgot about the kool-aid man costume is that the kool-aid man costume the face wasn’t just the head the face was the whole body as this guy clearly understands this this version of scooby-doo I think they got a little carried away with the paper mache there’s like it looks like this some could like a greater action kind of system this is this is diseased scooby-doo he’s got swollen lymph nodes I think I’ll come down with something now the first time I saw this guy I did not think Silver Surfer I thought six-month-old leftovers found in the back of my fridge Optimus Prime no I I think this is a really creative costume I mean the only problem I see is that you leave yourself in a very vulnerable position when you go into truck mode Optimus Prime becomes much less cool when you see him driving around like he’s an inchworm the Death Star man dude this is not this isn’t too bad but it begins to sort of look like one-eyed zombie pac-man I can be wrong but I don’t remember the Death Star having blue jeans hanging out from under it I do however absolutely remember Bubba Fett wearing khaki shorts this is an Ewok costume and it’s not bad it actually looks pretty good but he has left his hands-free for beverage consumption can’t blame him I think the challenge will be finding his mouth this is a very cool costume a totally cardboard Chewbacca he appears to be 8 feet tall no this is good that took that took a lot of time and he actually came out to be pretty impressive in sharp contrast to this cardboard Chewbacca this may be a child abandonment case obviously there are no parents involved in the making of this costume mm-hmm this this kid is not a healthy adult now because of this night and that’s just a warning to you parents don’t do this to them you may not always have cardboard laying around to create your Chewbacca costume but it doesn’t really matter when you resemble Chewbacca naturally I think this guy also found the bottom half of that Ewok costume now this guy has the face of Darth Maul but the outfit of a pro wrestler this guy falls into the category of people I would not speak with a Halloween costume party apparently Jabba the Hutt is just a fat man and a green sleeping bag away that’s ingenious but where do you get a green sleeping bag like this Jabba the Hutt was not green next photo this is a creative family you know they’re like let’s go with the Star Wars theme and let’s make our costumes and seven minutes or less this job of the help is made out of a like a lawn refuse trash bag right the inspiration for Jabba the Hutt and r2d2 came from the same place the trash and there you have it people were following costumes that hopefully none of you will be remember choose wisely this Halloween because if a picture is taken of you it is inexorable it will very well end up on a list like this one next year you don’t want to be one of these people listen this episode interpretive dance it’s your turn to dance I’m gonna put this down it was Halloween 2012 and the family gathered around the filing cabinet to figure out what they were going to be they didn’t decide into the last second when Dad stood up and said I have a great idea I have some fur here and I’m going to take my shirt off and then I’m gonna put this fur all over me and then I’m going to I’m good yeah I’m gonna put this fur all over me it’s gonna take me a while to get back on onto the camera where I can interpretive dance kids but it’s gonna be worth it and look at me kids you guys just stay at home I’ll go and earn all the candy because I can do an amazing dance it’s the furry dad dance doing it right now and I’m uncomfortable being in front of [Music] [Laughter] [Applause]