link yeah do you know what day it is I couldn’t hear that I’m a puppet talk to the guy behind me hi I’m Claire and this is my boyfriend Alejandro and we are from Washington State good mythical morning [Music] there are seven days in the week each is special in its own way but there’s one day that never fails you know what day is this Thursdays and Thursdays [Music] [Music] okay are you done do it again get it out of your system [Music] Thank You Rhett we have a pl box you can send stuff to the pol box and it comes to us we’re gonna read some of that stuff but let me first say this episode is brought to you by the red link store where you can purchase stuff from us and we mail it to you it’s like it could pass in the mail okay they would see each other and wave oh look I’m I’m going to read and links house or whatever we got Bo box you know I have a house oh I’m going from rhettandlink south oh look at us we’re going in different ways but we’re it’s so it’s like traffic but it’s mail hmm we got some mail some items in the mail one of the items came from Ruthie and Deborah I’ve heard of them you know what they do link they write books well they wrote a book there it is right then it’s called rhett and Link and the end of the world and I’m not gonna read the whole book we can show maybe a picture or two to yourself you’re gonna read it right yeah oh I’ve already read it but I love the way that were Illustrated let’s go and very slimming the way that they went about drawing us but the thing that is very interesting about this book link is the fact that they wrote about us going into a hole a black hole that sends us into another world that we get stuck in but then we realize that the mythical time capsule is somehow in this other world and we put this book in the mythical time capsule which then allows us to figure out how to get back from that world to this world so the point that I’m trying to make here or the point that Ruthie and Deborah trying to make is that we need to put this book into our mythical time capsule so that when we get taken to this other world we can get back a meta yeah it’s pretty simple too I’m actually confused by it but the artwork is pretty awesome thanks for sending that Ruthie and Deborah so what’s going in the mythical time capsule unless the mythical time capsule is too small Ruby’s from Ruby nah true Beast Ruby from pinion New York sent us some paper clips configured to spell our name I don’t know if you can read that but that says Rhett that says Ann that says link and I’ve been needing paper clips so you can’t tell you from there you go I’m gonna I can I can I can collate and clip things now if if we get desperate I’m not gonna dismantle your artwork unless I get really desperate Ruby thank you for that I don’t go on the bulletin board back here now mark marks the one who sent these wallets right okay so mark made us wallets out of some sort of duct tape pinguin decorated duct tape and he pre-loaded the wallets with a card mine’s a joker here says problem problem and then one pokemon card which I don’t know how to play pokemon really I just know that you’ve got more HP points 7d I got says it you probably win if it’s like a one-lane Horace but I will say mark did the right thing my wallet is significantly bigger than Lynx so I’m glad you were thinking about well i’m i am more miserly I’ll be the first to admit that Katie from Mountain Home Arkansas gave us a number of things including a flute which I think that she she made this herself she handcrafted this food what makes you think oh I think you need to play an A [Music] I trust that Jason edited that last five minutes of us playing out and spared you all of that she also sent us smen CIL’s gourmet scented pencils made one from 100% recycled newspapers so they all smell like dirty newspapers all right I’m gonna I’m gonna get you to guess what you think this one is smell it women sort of soda what that one’s called let’s go with another one I’ll go with one that’s easier mmm ooh I think you’ll like this one and get it to come out you just have to smell down the down the tube that’s that’s not tasteful what’s the smell like berries no try again bubblegum it’s got the word bear in it coming bears gummy bears yeah right don’t I put that up my toast smells like the end of your nose you know that all we gots all the mail we got this well makeup things but you know this is what we thought was we’re talking about so send this stuff to our p.o box we’ll talk about it is it’s a conversation piece and it wouldn’t be an episode of Thursday means mail without a completely unrelated episode but I’m Ranger [Music] hmm amen hey what you doing uh just shopping it up man what about you well I’ve been thinking ever since we accidentally killed your uncle’s friend you know the guy was gonna invent the gazebo yeah now we don’t have a time machine and we can’t travel in time and life really sucks yeah I know I’ve been pretty down – matter of fact that’s why I’m here in the grocery store buying the one substance that can make me happy what’s up bacon hey you want to go in and I’m like a lot of bacon you mean like a couple of pounds yeah let’s do that let’s head on over to the meat section over there over there yeah over there okay let’s go hmm meat hey mr. worker at grocery store yes you got any bacon bacon isn’t that outlawed in the bacon Prohibition Act of 1972 what what not only have we eliminated the invention of the gazebo and therefore our personal time travel machine we have created a ripple in the space-time continuum that resulted in the prohibition of bacon Lake this is horrible crap man let’s get out of here [Music] hey now that we’re out front of the grocery store look over there over there nah over there over there yeah I see that it’s a bounce house you know like a kid’s house where they bounce in there for parties and whatnot I love that kind of thing yeah maybe going in that will cheer us up a little bit it’s our only hope let’s go check it out well look what whoa this whoa there’s a matter so much fun well it’s a bouncy bouncy house right yeah this my friend is no ordinary bounce house what do you mean this is a time machine how do you know that well like I said I can look and tell when things are time machines and this is one of those well how does it work well we just jump up and down in unison and it takes us somewhere it’s not very exact because there’s a bounce house but it’ll take us somewhere okay let’s do it one two three me yeah whoa wait are we God you know what this looks a lot like 1869 promontory point Utah really you know the place where the Transcontinental Railroad was connected yeah oh look it looks like they’re doing a ceremony over there over there yeah over there let’s go check it out okay Hey look there’s president ulysses s grant looks like he’s about to drive the final state it’s a coma state I think so it was spike spike trying to put that last spike in now excuse me President Grant would you mind if I held the final railroad spike as you drive it in to finish the Transcontinental Railroad no problem son okay here you go here I go in three two one yeah I got my thumb is kind of swollen oh don’t panic I’ll put my arm around you and we’ll get back to the bells house and we’re back I’m saying we’re back they are every time I thought you meant what the time Rangers are back know it they’re over and we at this desk of Beth like news anchors yes for you as you spend that will let me put this thought in your head time Rangers inning I mean like my ex half-sister heavy a wild monkey is loose in his studio he’s up here he’s over here he’s down here he’s coming at us no he’s not hello can we see GI a monkey no okay he’s over there he’s staying over there