if you ever find yourself in prison you’re going to be glad you watch this let’s talk about that hi I’m Mariana from Lincoln Nebraska good mythical morning good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by the community go to rhettandlink.com/store – a world of never-ending happiness and fun with other mythical beasts drawing things and making comments on things and just interacting in a electronic way you’ll change your life I need to put a disclaimer on that like it really won’t change your life it could change your life it was it was on their results very it was on their okay I’m sorry ever on this Oh are you planning on going to prison any time soon because you’re in the right place today you’re talking to me I’m talking to them I mean you know some people so hey Billie what do you want to be when you grow up I want to be a prisoner I want to go to prison when I grow up they say that in Sweden right because it’s so cushy yeah yeah yes like a mansion there I for was like answer in Sweden in Sweden you’re like I can go to college I could go to prison Prison College College prison kind of the same deal and again there’s more disclaimers I think popping up on the screen oh well I don’t have any plans to go to prison but I did get a ticket okay well what I’m gonna say may help you what’s your ticket I got $100 murder take a stop sign ticket they don’t give tickets for murdering people by the way and rebuilt you they don’t see you to prison for running a stop sign well I’m not gonna I’m not paying it because I feel like I’ve been violated I’ve know I feel like I’ve been wronged I was in a park somewhere and they took a picture of me running a stop sign how can they tell by a picture that I’m running a stop sign right it’s a static image it’s the point in time exactly to get I let stop in the picture that’s all I gotta say anyway I’m not gonna pay it maybe I’ll go to prison so what I think well you’re on a slippery slope towards prison so you’re gonna want to listen up here and you people – all right courtesy again of Mental Floss found this article that goes through prison slang and what the meaning is you know I just thought it would be more interactive and educational if we turn this into an exercise where I list out the prison slang to you and I don’t tell you what it means and then you tell me what you think it means and you people arm can think to yourself or to your friends who you’re watching with what you think the terms mean and then I will give you the right answer and you better remember it when you’re in prison see it’s like you’re you’re the new guy in prison and you don’t know you don’t know the language you got to learn the language you have a you have a leg up if you watch good mythical morning okay let’s do this I’m gonna think like an inmate all day I say this in prison all day they use it in sentences you got to know what it means yeah I think that’s uh that’s seriously I think that’s someone that’s serving a life sentence he’s in here all day that’s it ha yeah that’s good right you got it all day means alive Center got a thing like an inmate I’m doing all day how long are you in for yep backdoor parole I I have nothing for that there’s nothing safe email you just tell me what it means it means to die in prison he he got back to a parole meaning he died he got out of prison amide I took a mother back the backdoor and in a body bag hey the deputies I have to keep explaining these to you you’re gonna get shanked okay I know what that means that means to get hit with a piece of metal of them not in the head it usually is in the torso area yeah well anywhere Cadillac this is a noun um I think Cadillac is like a fancy prison cell like a big prison cell close its the bunk it’s the actual bed and inmates bunk is their Cadillac is it a nice bed or anybody’s bed an inmate’s bunk it’s meat they’re being facetious I think they have since the census a few MERS in prisons because I would think like a smaller one would be like a Prius like I got look I got a Prius ah I think that’s what they call the toilet you know the toilets in prison don’t have seats nothing to lift working them and doesn’t have a seat I took that off years ago three knee deep um this this is uh this is when an inmate becomes entrenched in playing prison yard games he specially becomes obsessed with free legged racing no look at him he’s three knee deep I knew this was gonna happen he loves the game I got a lot to get through we gotta get through these now to stab someone so that they’re injured but not killed usually as a warning I went three knee deep I didn’t go all the way I didn’t piss the vital organs danced on the blacktop this is when a fight breaks out on the basketball court and the guard starts shooting at their feet garbage calm down dance dance so is to get stabbed if you’re stabbed you’ve had a dance on the blacktop because I happens in the prison yard dipping in the kool-aid this is when someone becomes convinced that prison is awesome look at him he’s dipping in the kool-aid look at him look at it on his face you can tell he’s been dipping into cold I think that’s drinking the kool-aid hey loves it now this actually applies to anybody I guess we’re not attempting to enter a conversation the person has no place in or is not welcome in ah that’s what the conversation usurpers we don’t be conversation see your way out of it yeah four piece suit uh this is when you wear all the prison-issued clothing at once everything that they gave you to wear you put it on so jumps is your cold hat prison gloves I don’t know what do they have vests he must be cold he’s in his for Pete su day he’s either got the slippers on it’s a full set of restraints composed of handcuffs leg irons in waist chain and security boxes to cover the restraints Kehoe got it for three that makes more sense what about the term I got jigs that’s the prison term for I got dibs I got jigs on that seat no it’s I got jigs while you make that shank to keep a lookout or watch for officers uh I got your back I got jigs I got lookout I’m looking out jigs hey pay attention it says you’re gonna need this one day grandmas grandma’s grandmas like multiple grandmas nah like owners like grandma’s place I’m going to Grandma’s grandma’s refers to the possessions of an inmate who is now identifying himself as an elderly female know there’s lots of ginger things happening in pitch it probably should be that but this is just the sell of the gang leader like you’re going to meet with the boss Jackrabbit parole that’s out of prison and right back in prison close but not really to escape from a facility that’s when you get out by escaping Jackrabbit rule oh I should have taken him from backdoor pearl keister that’s what they call Easter in prison Natick Easter happy keister and then it’s a lot like Easter I don’t if someone wishes you a happy keister run to hide contraband in one’s rectum Oh also known as taking it in the hoop putting it in the safe and packing the rabbit and when you could just say and when you when you take it out it’s called backdoor parole no it’s not monk Happy Easter monkey mouth cold sores look at that he’s got a whole bouquet someone came out don’t kiss him grandma a prisoner who a prisoner who goes on and on about nothing man he’s got the monkey mouth don’t bring him over here I don’t let her say diarrhea of the mouth because it uses prison don’t say diarrhea in prison yeah right cuz it’s happening everywhere what Ninja Turtles that’s when you clog a toilet and British wow you clogged it you like Ninja Turtles oh oh call the guard I’m a pig no it’s actually just their favorite cartoon really nope Ninja Turtles guards dressed in full riot gear also known as in hat no that has him back that’s good that’s good yeah look like a ninja turtle yeah peels peels peels feels when you get a bad case of sunburn from the prison yard the orange jumpsuit uniforms worn by prisoners in some facilities I got a bad case of the peels hey grandma could you rub some of this lotion on my back all right last but not least roadkill uh this one’s complicated you’re never gonna get this the mystery meat in the cafeteria what is this roadkill both ITAT we’re Italian prisoners cigarette butts picked up from roadsides by prison work crew they’re brought back to the facility aka the prison and and collected the tobacco is then rear old with toilet paper to smoke yeah that sounds good which is we’ve been doing this ourselves for years and we never saw a result it’s a prisoner kill yeah let’s go and get some roadkill we all learned something today and you Swedish fans I’m sure you have a whole nother set of lingo for your prisons let us know in the comments let us know what you thought some of those things meant or not rhett and Link are glued to the chairs all right this has been good man hey see ya yeah let’s go get some lunch y’all some lunch or visit a prison okay oh sorry Oh what in the world how’d it happen to you yep look look at that it’s on me too like a pad you’re fired I got jigs No [Music]