Where, Oh, where does it hurt most to pluck a hair? – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical morning. – You ever wondered what’s the most painful place on your entire body to pluck a hair? Well, we have. This is why you subscribed to us. We are your trusted advisors on all the most important matters. Right? And this question has been nagging us so we know it’s been nagging you to, so do not worry today. We are going to find out the worst place to plot a human hair. – And we’re going to find out because we’re going to pluck all the places. And when I say all the places, I mean all the places. It’s time for no one else is to do this, but we ain’t no newbies. We know the internet wants to see us pluck our pube-a-loob-a-loobies! – (laughing) Yeah. Okay. I likey, I likey, 2021. – Starting it strong. – kicking it into high gear and getting our hurting in early here that I’ll need to go to work. – (chuckles) Okay. – Right now, we’re going to be plucking individual hairs from various parts of our own bodies. I mean, we may need to help each other out. – I don’t know if we need that man. – I don’t know. After each pluck, we’re going to be immediately ranking it on a pain scale of one to 10 one being not painful at all, 10 being maximum pain. And then the combined score will be the official pain ranking and be recorded on Mr. Pluck-it. – Mr. Pluck-it? – Mr. Pluck-it. – Okay at the end, we’re going to definitively know the most painful place to pluck a hair. And you might be asking yourself, why does this matter? Why is this important? – How does this apply to your everyday life? – Listen, you don’t know the next time that somebody is gonna be trying to extract information from you. And they’re going to be doing that by plucking hairs from different places on your body. And you need to be able to tell them the places that it seemed like it would hurt but it doesn’t hurt or vice versa if you’re weird. – So you’ll have that information. David please bring forth the official mother plucking tweezers. – Nice. – Look at that. – That’s right. We’ve got some gold plated or are they brass? They’re brass. – Or copper? – They’re copper. – Oh they’re copper coated brass? – That’s right. – They’re copper coated brass and they have our names on them. And I’m not talking about a tweezer man. That’s the brand. – I call myself tweezer man. But yeah, mine says Link. Yours should say Rhett. – Mine says Rhett. Okay, Stevie. You’re going to be leading us through this, right? – [Stevie] Oh boy I am. For this first category, we’ll begin with all things head. – Okay. – Okay. – [Stevie] Starting at the top and working our way down. Please begin by plucking a hair from your scalp. – Oh gosh. – Oh, okay. – I don’t need tweezers for this. – Which part are you going to go for? – I’m going for like mi- – Center of scalp? – Sort of middle. – Yeah. I’m I’m going for some of these white. – Oh, I’m going to go. I’m going to do it. I’m going to do it and respond. Oh Four? It wasn’t that bad. I got the route to look at that all the way down. – I’m going to call mine a five. – [Stevie] All right we’re going to move on to the eyebrows. – Do we need to be keeping these and like eBaying it later? – They’re going to be given to mythical society members. (both laugh) – I don’t think you can- – Eyebrow? Now, you know, I pluck in between my eyebrows and I’ve done that for years – I’m used to it and in fact I’m sure I can find a squirrelly one here. – Yeah long one. – The long weird blonde one. Here we go. Oh, that’s that’s a three. I’m used to that. – Some of them hurt really badly, but that, yeah that one I’m giving it a three as well. – [Stevie] Nostril. – Oh, okay. – Now again, I do this on a, you know, semi-regularly. – I don’t pluck them I cut them. I used to pluck. – Long one is kinda deep, okay. – I’m trying to get you the one. – Oh, I didn’t get one. – Oh, I got a good one. Look at that. – Oh my goodness. That’s nasty. Are we doing a good job with Stevie? – [Stevie] You’re doing a great job. – I’m giving that a four. – That was a two for me. – That hurt. – It really wasn’t that bad – [Stevie] Mustache. – Oh gosh. – [Stevie] Which like you can use the loose definition. – I mean, I didn’t shave this morning, but I see there’s one here. You know, it’s a white one. I see a white one right here. It’s a little longer. – I’ll wait on you. I’ve got a squirrelly one I can get – (grunting) Oh my gosh! Look how thick that thing is. – That went deep. Oh man, that went deep. – Oh my gosh. – Okay. – That right there. Whew. I didn’t get the white one. I got a black one and it whew, man, that was an eight. – Okay. Here we go- – That hurt. – I got one that is kind of (Rhett grunting) – Oh yeah. – I heard a pop in my ear, look at how much root came out. – What if it pulled a tooth out with it? – Then I would need to see the doctor. I’m saying, I think it could get worse than that, but that’s pretty bad. Seven. – [Stevie] Okay. Take a deep breath. We’re moving on to the middle part of the body. And you may want to take your shirts off for this. – We may? – Okay. – Or we should? – We should. – All right, we will. – [Stevie] We begin with the armpit. – Oh wow. – Armpit. Huh? – I got some longings. I’ll trim these back every once in a while. – I’m just trying to find- – You gotta just find just one that’s the problem. – I’m not able to grab, okay. – Did you see it pooch out? – [Stevie] Yeah but- – Watch this. Don’t don’t give your score yet. You see mine pooching? – Yeah. – Oh. – Yeah. It felt good in a bad way, right? – Five. It wasn’t pleasant but it wasn’t as bad as four. – [Stevie] Nipple. – Oh I just put my shirt on top of all my hair. Oh gosh. – You lost your hairs? – All my hairs. Oh, there they are. – I didn’t keep my hairs. – Let’s keep putting them there. – I’ll keep the ones that mean the most to me. – I think that’s just lint. We’ll get it. We’ll figure it out. – So you’re talking about nipple, huh? – [Stevie] It’s nip time. – Ah, gosh. – Okay. I mean, most of the hair is around it but I’m really trying to- – Okay, I got one. I got one I’m ready okay? Here we go. (screaming) And I got two by accident – I mean, that was a solid seven. – It scared me more than it hurt, six. – [Stevie] Okay. We’re moving on to the forearm. – Okay. Forearm. Okay, take your pick. – (indistinct) Just one. Here we go. – Oh, – Mhm. – Four. – That one broke off, six for me. – [Stevie] Happy trail. – Oh gosh. – Happy trail. Put that thing down there. – I’m going to go just below the belly button. – I’m just discovering that a lot of hair that I have is outside of the belly button but it grows and then goes in the belly button. – Okay. I got one, I got one, I got one. – It’s like it’s a black hole. (Rhett grunting). – Oh, okay. Now you’re talking. That was an eight for me. – Oh, Whoa. – Unexpectedly. – I think I got three at once, but that’s a six. – [Stevie] Okay. It’s time to move down to the lower portion of the body. – Can I put my shirt back on? (Rhett laughs) Okay. Before we pluck some more I just want to invite you and remind you that our podcast Ear Biscuits happens every week in audio and also in video form on the Ear Biscuits YouTube channel. So check that out as we bear our souls. Do you think this is intimate? Oh, wait till you hear those conversations. – On a recent episode. We talked about the trip that we took with our boys to Death Valley. – Yeah. That was- – Things got a little bit hairy.(laughs) – Had some good stories so check it out. – All right. – What’s next Stevie? – [Stevie] We’re going legs next. – Legs. – Legs. Okay, this is why we are in shorts. – What part of the leg do you think you’re going to do? – Now my legs are in winter mode. You know, in summer mode. I trimmed down all this hair. – What? – You know that. – I don’t apologize for it. – But you’re saying that you changed it up for the seasons? For winter, I learnt that, I get hairy knees hairy toes, hairy ankles, hairy everything to just make them warmer underneath. – Do you really think it’s making that much of a difference? – I just don’t want to do maintenance when no one sees it, you know? – Okay. That makes sense. – You know the song Did I Shave My Legs For This? – [Rhett] Yeah. I don’t shave them. I just trim them. – Okay. Well, you’re going to be able to see it a lot better if I do it down here on camera. That’s the thing. – Oh, you want it here? I’ll do it here. I mean- – [Rhett] I got one. – I can’t just find one. – Here we go. Oh, it feels like it’s gonna hurt. – Ooh. It doesn’t hurt. It didn’t hurt that bad. That was a two but- – You know what? Cause these hairs fall out a lot. The terminal length of a leg hair- – I wanna see how much more it hurts – Pretty short. In like an upper thigh area. – [Stevie] We got a lot to pluck guys. – Okay. We’re just curious. Okay. – If it hurts less than that the thigh I’m going to give a three to the leg. – [Stevie] We’re going big toe next. – Keep it up there- – Big toe huh? I’m a little, self-conscious about like the fro on my toe. That’s why I started trimming. I would just trim that. Then I trim these and then I trim here and then I trimmed everywhere. And then I found that I was happy – And then winter came and I stopped.(laughing) – Look at all that flappy skin that hurts. Oh! Wow, that is painful. – All right. I got one. – Shaving is certainly superior. – Oh, okay. Oh, it’s a delayed reaction. My sensors, it’s my sensor has a little bit- – I’ll give that a six. – I’m going to give it a six as well. Yeah. Oh that hurt. – [Stevie] Okay. It pains me to say this but we’ve reached our final category where the official partition of plucking privacy must be brought in and your pants must be taken off. – Hold on. When we said we wanted to do this and we said we were going to do what we’re about to do I guess, we thought we were joking about that part. – It was a joke, yeah. – [Stevie] Here we are. (Rhett laughs) (upbeat music) – Okay. Whatever. We’re going all the way for you so that you know. – [Stevie] I’m just really glad that there’s not closeup shots of this region portion. (Rhett laughs) – You and YouTube as well. – I mean, there could have been two separate partitions. (Stevie laughing) I’m just saying. – There’s no partition between the two of us. – [Stevie] This is cheaper- – I’m focusing on my self, all right? And my pants are still up at this point if you’re wondering. – [Stevie] Oh, well get them down? I don’t know. The first thing is pubes. You got to go for your pubes, we’re not holding back, just- – Get them down. – [Stevie] Go right for the pubes. – Do you mean pube-a-looba-loobies? – Stevie Yeah. – Can I hear you say that Stevie? – [Stevie] Oh, come on. I just had to look at close up nip pics. – We each have a role to play Stevie and yours is saying pube-a-looba-loobies. – [Stevie] pube-a-looba-loobies. (both laugh) – Wow. Okay. – I’ve got you down? – I’ve got pubes exposed. – Oh, okay. – [Rhett] Only. – Well I’m making eye contact, but I’m not making- – Now I’m just got to narrow it down to one. – Well, you know what? I only have one. (Rhett laughs) – That’s not a pube man. (laughing) – Well, I backed right right into that one, didn’t I? – Oh, okay here we go. – Now go for a low one. – Yeah. Well I got a good one. Alrighty. Here I go. You want to do on the count of three? – Well, you go first. (Rhett grunts) Whoa as you can see, I got more than one. And as you can see, (Link grunts) in case you were wondering is a nice shade of light Brown. – Oh, okay. – It’s not really that dark of a forest. It’s more of a, you know, like Chestnut. – [Stevie] Did we get here already? – Yeah, 2021? Speaking of chestnuts. I’m going to say that was a seven. – Oh yeah that was painful. – That was pretty intense. – Yeah. You’re right. Seven. Okay, I’m going to put these over here next to the lunchbox. – No, no. Don’t. Put them on the curtain. – I’ll put them on the globe. – Don’t put them in a globe, put them on the curtain. – Okay. I’ll put them- – No! Put them on the curtain. – Okay. – Right here. – [Stevie] Okay. We’re moving on to the we’re moving onto the testicles now. (Rhet laughs) – Uh what? (laughing) – Okay, so- – Here we go. That was enough. – Okay. I got one. – All right, you go first this time. – Three two. Oh, shnazzy! Ooh, that was an eight. – Okay. Here we go. Three, two, (screams) Same color. That was a nine my friends. – You know wat, we don’t have to show it. We don’t have to show it. Don’t cut into the closeup of that. There’s no reason. – For some reason, it’s much straighter than the ones on top. – We don’t need to talk about it. – [Stevie] And we end. – That’s it right? – [Stevie] At the end. The butt crack. – Oh gosh, no. – [Stevie] You see what I did? – Sitting here behind a curtain with my wanger hanging out, thinking about the fact that Stevie just told me to put my butt crack hair on this show that we broadcast to people. – Should I say- – [Stevie] Isn’t that better than in private? (both laugh) – You mean if I was just doing this on my own? – How far down the Crescent moon are you mining? – I don’t have to go far before I hit gold(laughs) – I meant like, polymer exposure territory. I have a little bit lower than I’m one inch down the crack. – I’ve got one so I’m going to go. – [Rhett] Okay go for it. (Link screaming) Nine. I’m done with showing it to people. – Okay, here we go. – I heard it pop. – It’s not that bad for me. Oh really? – It’s not that bad. – Where you in the middle? – Yeah. It’s not a bad. That’s a five for me. Wasn’t as bad as the scrot. – [Stevie] Okay guys, why don’t you pull up your pants and we can go ahead and tabulate the results. – What do you want me to do with the hairs that are just sitting right here in front of me? – Okay. – [Stevie] Okay guys. I think you’ve done some work here today- – I’m glad you said that. Cause I think that this may rub some people the wrong way but at least it rubs you. – Right. – And you know what? This is a celebration of humanity. You know, some of us are hairier than others but we’re all human. And we’re all in this together. – We all feel pain. – Let’s not pretend that we don’t have hair butt cracks. – Yeah. Awesome. – [Stevie] So the runner up. – Unless you don’t. – [Stevie] Excuse me? – Oh, I said, unless you don’t. – [Stevie] Oh, I thought you said don’t you. (Rhett laughs) the runner up for most painful place to pluck your hair is mustache. – Whoa the mustache is okay. Number 2. – [Stevie] But the winner for the most painful place to pluck a hair is testicles. (clapping) – Yeah. That’s something to br celebrated. – But not for me personally, but for us collectively. – Right, Oh, because I ranked it so high you’re saying? – I think so yeah. I know that I ranked other things higher, but together and that’s all that matters. So now, you know, yeah. And if you are being somebody is trying to extract that information out of you and they’re going to pluck hairs, don’t say anything but the testicles, because at that point they will go for the testicles and they hurt the most, say anything but the nostrils. – Remind you of anything? Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is? – Hi I’m Naomi in London, England I’m donating 13 inches of my hair with the feet. It’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality – Awesome. – Truly mythical. I didn’t know when you don’t enter the hair, you can just put it into like a donation thing. Do we have those- – I hope that’s how it works. Cause that’s what I just saw happen All right, click the top link to watch us guess whether a hair photo is from a horse or a hockey long haired man, in Good mythycal More. – And to find out where the wheel of mythicality is gonna land. Looking to get prime shipping on mythical merch? well visit our Amazon store, amazon.com/mythical.