(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (loud thudding) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. Sometimes you’re so zoomed in and so focused on an image of hair that you can’t tell if it’s some horse or just a hunk. We’re here to help with that. – And sometimes you hear about a group of a certain type of animal, and you guess what that squad is called? What do you call a squad of hyenas? I think it’s called a– – A hysteria. – They’re like, they laugh a lot so. – A hysteria of hyenas. – I think it’s like a chuckle. – Okay. – A crackle. – It’s a crackle. Oh, you were closer. A crackle of hyenas? That’s pretty cool. – [Stevie] Oh, it’s suppose to be a cackle. – A cackle. – Oh, no r, sorry. – Okay, so. – We would like to retract the r in crackle. – All over that. – All right, let’s get right to this. Show us an image. Is there an image? Yes. – [Rhett] Okay, whoa. – [Link] Is that the edge of a hunky man’s hair or a horse’s hair? – [Rhett] Boy, that hair is defying gravity at the moment. I think this is a horse. – No, this is a hunk. I think it’s so close. – [Both] You can’t get that close to a horse. – Yeah, right. Yeah, you shouldn’t get that close to a horse, but I believe that is a horse. – Let’s see. Oh, gosh. But it’s amazing how much that beard defines that guy. I got to say it’s like, I don’t think it suits him. – Oh, I just now noticed what is happening with his beard. I just now noticed the little. – He’s got rubber bands in it. That is a big beard. Like Daniel Day Lewis with like Daniel Day Lewis’ son. – Do you feel that you could have an interaction with him and not say anything about his beard? Is that the thing that most people who interact with him are thinking? – I mean. – Don’t say think about the beard. – I don’t know. – Nice beard. – This particular pose, I don’t know. If you did that type of thing, I just couldn’t talk to you for a couple of weeks. – You mean went outside and posed with my camera? – And like had the wind blowing through your hair, and you’re like looking off into the distance. – Man, this is me every weekend. Me and my little camera. You don’t know about me and my camera? I go out, I get people to take pictures of me with my camera. – I’m sorry for judging this guy. I think the whole message from the main episode was no judgment. – No judgment, just pluck. – Just embrace your body. – Yeah. – And everything that comes from it. Let’s see another one. There’s a little bit of light on the left side there. Oh, this is a horse. – I’m sticking with horse. – This is horse. Ooh. – [Rhett] That’s a pretty horse though. – [Link] Look at the mane on that horse. I mean, you forget how bouffanty. – That’s what happens to horses that you don’t regularly trim. They get that long. Is that how it works? Is that how horses work? – It’s wonderful. That is wonderful. And I think what you can do is if that’s your pet horse and he’s expecting it, you can grab a handful of that hair and use it to get on the horse and ride him bareback, and use the mane as reins. I really think that’s. I just want to run my hands through that mane. – Well, but you can’t get that close to a horse. – No, I can’t. But if you’re photographing it to fool people into thinking that it might be a dude, they know better. – But what if I’m with you and it’s just one of my camera days, and I’m just wearing the camera but I’m not taking pictures, is the horse gonna sense that? – I think so. Horses know stuff. The know stuff about you. – Well, we know of a place. We heard a tale of a place. – Horsetail. – That is a place that you go, it’s like a retreat, sort of, therapy place, and you interact with horses. – Yeah, definitely. Horses are used in therapy. And it’s, I think part of it is they have this like sort of connection. – They know things. – They have this sixth sense to like see into your soul. I mean, I’ve only ridden a horse once. Thanks to you guys. – I was there. – I’ve ridden a horse before I think. I can’t even remember what I’ve said and what’s true, but I know I rode a horse that day. – Riding a horse in a circle in a little pen, I mean. – I didn’t feel like I had a soul connection. – It doesn’t count that much. Horses do know if you’re evil though. – But I am fascinated by it. Let’s see another. Ooh, this is out of focus. – [Rhett] Okay, we got some curls going on. – [Link] This is a dude. – [Rhett] I think that’s a dude. – [Both] No. – [Rhett] Wow. – [Link] Look, see how he’s looking right into your soul? – Man, there’s no animals that. I understand when people are just talking about the regal nature of a horse. You know what I’m saying? – There is no fat on that horse. I mean, what does a fat horse look like? – We can Google that. – [Stevie] A donkey. – That’s how you make a donkey? – [Stevie] Yeah, you get ’em real fat. – Man, that could have been human hair. It’s just. You’re right, it’s regal. (paddle knocking) – I mean, yeah, it’s just a beautiful animal. – All right, we’re Googling fat horse, y’all. Oh my gosh. So yeah, basically, you can’t see all of their muscles. They’re just kinda like. – Whoa. – Some of this is Photoshopped. – No, but there’s some fat horses. – They get fatter on the inside, and it just kinda like balloons them out. – I want a fat horse. I didn’t know. I didn’t know how cute they would be. – But it’s not like they have like rolls of fat or anything on the outside. It’s kind of like on the inside and then they just kind of balloon out. I don’t want to see any more of those images. It’s kind of messing with my mojo. Thank you. Let’s see. Oh, here we go. – [Rhett] That’s a man. – [Link] It could be a horse. I think this is a horse. It’s a horse man. – [Rhett] This guy. – I think, let me see the bottom. Is he bottom half horse? I mean, he could definitely be centaur. – So this is a bassist. – Is centaur the right term? Yeah, not Minotaur, centaur. – This is clearly a bassist. You can tell a bassist by the look in their eyes. – [Link] You think he’s a bassist, huh? – [Rhett] Yeah, there’s not a guitar. That’s not a regular guitar hanging down there. That’s a bass for sure. – Yep, you’re right. Zoom down. Like do a tilt down. Can’t do it. Did you know that you can earn rewards every time you purchase something at the Mythical store? I want to remind them about that. – Yeah, it’s a good reminder. – Because that’s something that we’ve enacted. It’s free. Super easy to join. You can sign up for a store account and you can start earning points with every dollar you spend at mythical.com. We’re always putting new stuff out there at mythical.com, so just keep your eyes peeled. You can also earn extra free points on your birthday or when you refer somebody. – Wow, birthday points. – Yeah. – And you can redeem those points at mythical.com for store discounts. Now, if you already have a mythical.com account, because that is something that we’ve had for awhile, you are automatically all set to start earning points now. And if you don’t, just go to mythicalrewards.com for more info. – Let’s see another one. – [Rhett] Now, we learned a horse can have slightly curly hair. That looks a lot like the horse from before. – Salt and pepper. I hope this is a horse. – Hey, you know what? I think it might be a hunk. Oh wow, that’s a beautiful horse too. – Is that, I mean, is this just a graphically created horse? Zack, what’s your professional opinion? Is that a photograph of a horse or is that like a digital paint? – [Rhett] Does this horse exist? – [Zack] It looks like there’s some filter maybe on it. – There’s definitely a filter, yeah. – [Zack] But I would be able to tell. – Yeah, he’s not giving a straight answer. – But is it? I mean, a horse running in the mist like that? (Zack talking quietly) – [Link] That horse is running in snow, my friend. Snow mist. – [Rhett] Snow, I mean, is that somebody’s pet? – I think you really gotta do a lot of brushing on a mane like that. Most of your time, if you’re a horse owner, is spent actually brushing them. – So this is like, are you saying that there’s horse photo shoots? You got the– – There’s gotta be. – The ladies on Instagram who get their boyfriends to just. Their boyfriend’s full-time job is to take pictures of them for the Instagram. You know what I’m talking about? Are there horses that are doing the same thing? – Sure, sure. – Horse accounts? – [Zack] The writer says it’s real. – Oh, this is real. – But is that a wild horse? Or is that a pet horse that was made to look pretty? – It’s just, why would it be a wild horse? Just ’cause you don’t see anything else in the photo like a rider or like a barn? – I don’t know. If that’s a wild horse though, – It’s not a wild horse. – I would almost believe in unicorns. – Yeah. Let’s see another. Oh, really close. – [Rhett] Okay. I don’t know if horses can have that blonde of hair. Or can they? I guess they can do whatever they want. – I think this is a hunk. – I think it’s. – Is it a hunk? – I think it’s a horse. Oh. – [Link] It’s that dude. – [Rhett] Okay, this is stock image all day. – [Link] I can’t even. – [Rhett] I mean, this is like. – [Link] Back lit, blow drying. – [Link] We’ve got an idea. – This reminds me of that one scene in the Salt Lake Community College hairstyling hair salon school commercial that we made, where we got that, there was one professor who always comes in to get his hair styled so they can practice on him. You could tell he really liked that. And so we got him to like blow his hair like this. – Oh yeah, yeah. He had really long hair. – He had really long hair, and we got him to like blow dry it, and we like did it in slow motion. So like in the middle of the commercial, all of a sudden there’s just a dude sitting in a chair with his hair getting blown like a hunk. – Yeah, very hunky. – That was amazing. That was such a strange and wonderful time in our lives. All right, let’s run through these quick. – [Rhett] Oh, this is two-tone. – This is a horse. – Two-tone horse. – [Link] This is a horse. Yep, whoa. – [Rhett] All right, so hold on. Is that a dye job? – [Link] Yeah, it has to be. It has to be. – [Rhett] Look at the muscles on that thing. – [Link] It’s amazing. – I got to get a horse. – It might be a Clydesdale. Next. Oh, okay. I’m going to say a horse again. – [Rhett] I’m gonna say this is a hunk. Oh my goodness. – The tousled look. I like it. All right, that looks like Boris Johnson. All right, next. Okay. – [Rhett] That’s a hunk. – [Link] Let’s go with hunk. – [Stevie] This is the last one. – [Link] And for the win, yes. There he is. Own it, son. – [Rhett] Oh, wow. – There you go. Shift those hips to the right and let’s make history. – What does it mean that I want to spend time with only the horses from those photos? And I don’t want to spend any time with any of the dudes. What does that say about me, Stevie? – [Stevie] You are a horse boy. (laughing) (upbeat music) – No miniature horses. Maybe next time. – I’m a horse boy. – [Link] You can now learn Mythical Rewards for every dollar spent on Mythical merch. Visit mythicalrewards.com for more information.