Dead Barbie walking. – Let’s talk about that. (electronic music) Good mythical morning. – When you hear the word durability, what do you think you think of? – You think of toilet seat, a tire, a really old bagel? – Well, after today you’re gonna be thinking about this little lady. – Barbie. – Here’s the deal, ever since Barbie had her debut in 1959, Mattel has continually updated the way Barbie is constructed to make sure no child sheds a tear over accidentally maiming or killing her. – Hello! Last year we actually learned firsthand how difficult it is to destroy a Barbie. (grunting) (gasping) Okay, okay, okay. (grunting) – They build Barbie so well now. – Is this the whole video? I was just trying to rip an arm off Barbie. – That’s right, because the engineers over at Mattel do some pretty brutal stuff to Barbie in order to test her durability. They do environmental tests to guard against exposure to UV rays. They do tear tests, saliva tests, that’s weird, and even bite tests. – And as a result, she’s pretty darn indestructible. Aa, or is she? – Oh gosh. (chuckling) – I tried to do like a maniacal laugh. – I noticed. And it kind of came out as a breath. – It came out as like… (exhale) Like it could have been my last breath. What if my last breath is on this show? – Ah, well, we’d get a lot of views. It would also be demonetized, – I’m glad you’re thinking about the right things. – So it wouldn’t matter. Today there’s gonna be a lot of Barbie’s last breaths ’cause we think there is some means of destruction Mattel has not yet outsmarted. It’s time for Let’s Get Weird With It, Destroying Barbie Edition. Yeah, Rhett and I are going to be testing some new and let’s call them unique ways to damage, maim, destroy, and just downright obliterate some unlucky Barbies. – And we would like to remind you, please do not try this at home. Also, “Toy Story” is not real and Barbie cannot feel pain. – Meet Teacher Barbie, you can tell she’s a teacher because she’s got on glasses. – Right. – And, she’s got a nice little school board here and there’s a hamster and a terrarium with something that grows and look at that, there’s letters and one pupil, Chelsea. – Oh, hey Chelsea. – Hi, I’m ready to learn, teach me. – You’re gonna learn a lot today, Chelsea. – Yeah. I think the big question we’re trying to answer is, can Barbie be destroyed by her own petard? – Oh, you’ve been going to school. – Can we destroy her with a pencil sharpener? – Okay, so let me, you always start with the feet. I mean, that’s what you gotta do. That’s what I always say. – Oh, hold on, Chelsea. – She got to watch this. – Why is there only one student? I think that’s a cost problem. – Ooh. Oh, okay. Well this, well, let me look. She seems like she’s doing okay. – She’s still happy. – She’s still happy. – She might never have to go to this but I feel like I’m going to have to clip off the toes in order to get this thing. – Well, hey it’s a school supply, you know? – Hey, Barbie? Bite down real hard. (grunting) – There we go. Chelsea, you learning anything? If you get caught plagiarizing Chelsea, the teacher doesn’t punish you. She punishes herself. – [Rhett] Do you see any plastic coming out in there? – [Link] Nothing. – I can’t do it. – I’ve got a bigger one here. – Oh, well thanks. (laughing) Thanks for letting me know. Oh! – Oh it’s happening. – There is real, there is real plastic coming off now. Chelsea, Chelsea don’t look away. I know you want to. Don’t look away. – Snip off that thumb. – You don’t need a thumb to teach. – Relax Barbie. That’s the key to this. – Miss Barbie? – The key is not pushing too hard. – Miss Barbie, are you okay? – Oh, it’s going deep. I’m all the way up to the other tricep. – Oh, let me see what you got. Ooh! – Ooh. – [Link] Look at that Chelsea – [Rhett] Oh, that is sharp! – [Link] Look what happened to your teachers hand. It’s like a pencil. – [Rhett] Now, Link let’s see – – I wonder if she can use her arm like a pencil. – She can grade your paper. Let me see what you did in your composition notebook. Nothing. – A whole lot of nothing. – Right? Okay. You know Barbie, she’s old school. She does a little dip. – Oh, okay. Up to the elbow. – And I’m going to give you a D plus. Look at that, hey it’s wonderful. – I give a Barbie an A plus. – Before we obliterate this next Barbie, I want to invite you to go over to the Mythical Kitchen channel. Mythical chef Josh and I collaborated on a fancy fast food episode. We made the fiercely fancy version of Popeye’s chicken sandwich. I got a little bit out of my culinary comfort zone. We recreated a meme from season 13, had a lot of fun. I survived and revived my passion for cooking that you’re going to see on display here in a second. So when you’re done with this, go to the Mythical Kitchen channel, see me and Josh make a really expensive chicken sandwich. – Let me set the stage for you. Chef Barbie has another big day of catering ahead of her, but oh no! She just realized, she’s almost out of meat for the main course. In order to save her thriving business, Chef Barbie may need to make the ultimate sacrifice. – Which is ? – Well, I’ve already cut her in half. – Okay, herself? – That was a little magic trick I’ve been waiting on. So here’s what we’re gonna do, Link. This is a deli meat slicer, okay? – Yeah it is. – And so what we’re going to do– – Why is it on your side? – Well, just go watch that fancy fast food and you’ll figure it out. Okay, I’m going to take this piece of meat. And I’m going to– – This is all the ham that Barbie, Chef Barbie has left? – Yeah, as you can see, somehow she’s lacking a little bit of her hand because there’s a hole inside of it. But she wants her guests to have a whole hand. And so she’s going to fill her, fill the hole in her hand with herself. – Put her head out, yeah. – Okay let’s get her really, really got to get in that ham. – Okay. Who’s nervous? – Clamp this thing down here. – And your fingers. – Turn it on. – Oh, okay so that’s spinning. Let’s see if we can create some Barbie slices. Oh, I see some hair! – There we go, there. – Oh, look! There’s half of a hand. Oh gosh! – I got some head coming through. – Now I’m not, I’m not going to reach and grab that. – I got some hair, some more head. Oh there’s a lot of head. – Oh, look at that. That is a piece of her noggin. Keep going. – There’s more. More where that came from. – Got a little head meat. – She’s doing great, she’s still smiling. – Look at this, guys. Woop! She’s watching you. She’s keeping her eyes on you. We got a nice cross slice. – (laughing) – Chelsea, You want a closer look? – Wow, what are you learning today, Chelsea? – I’m not hungry anymore. I know some people who are hungry. All right ladies, time for your meal. It’s a cannibal Barbie party! Finger sandwiches and more. – It’s more like Barbie-coa. – You want some Barbie-que sauce on that? – Now as you can see the ladies are not, they don’t seem to be, they didn’t seem to be happy to be there, but again, if you want to maintain class, don’t eat any of the food that is offered to you. – Dig in. – That’s how you go to a party in LA. – Welcome to Burbank Beach, where Beach Barbie is going to get her tan on under the watchful eye of Lifeguard Barbie. – Hey! – The thing is, beach Barbie doesn’t believe in global warming or science so instead of using SPF, she likes, go for it, to cover herself in oils, which by the way, are known to break down plastics. – [Rhett] Essential oils. – [Link] Oh gosh. – Did I get enough on her? – Little does she know, that it’s going to be an act of God kind of a day. – A blistering day. – So hot from these heat guns. Let’s start with her legs. I’ll start with that leg too. – Now she didn’t get any essential– – Ow! – Oh, what is that burning? – That’s oil. That’s an oil cloud. – Oh gosh. – [Link] I mean that right shin. – [Rhett] That is one heck of a shin. – Ugh, don’t breathe that in. – I mean it’s – – Oh, look at that hand! – It smells good. – Look she got, all of her fingers kind of just are blending together now. Oh, there we go. You gotta get that dark base tan. – Oh, look at the hair! Look at the hair! Oh! Whoa! Wow wow! Whoo-hoo! She’s getting hot, girl! – Oh, yeah. Okay, that is right on the face. – [Rhett] Right on the face. – Okay, we got some face meltage. Yeah, hold on, is Chelsea watching all this? – Oh yeah, Chelsea’s watching. – Chelsea, Chelsea, you don’t look away. This is a beach day. I’m holding the back of her head up so that she really wants that nice… – Okay, I’m getting some burning plastic now. You can keep with that. Now Beach Barbie has been camping out a little bit too close to Lifeguard Barbie, and Lifeguard. Barbie has been hearing some of Beach Barbie’s stupid ideas about science. And so she stopped using SPF as well. – [Link] I think Beach Barbie’s getting a little sleepy. I think she’s taking a nap. – Oh gosh, oh gosh. Oh my gosh! – How are you gonna, you’re gonna ride, oh oh, you just gave her a, stop, stop, stop! You gave her a goatee. You gave her like a perfect, she looks like the devil. She’s got like– – Now I’m going to give her a little trim. Oh, look what it does to the hair! – And what about her megaphone? Oh, there you go. And her hand? And her dog? Now you know what, never hurt the dog. Never hurt the dog, get the dog. – Yeah yeah, get the dog. – Chelsea can have the dog. Chelsea, you know what? You’re going to have to adopt that lifeguard though. – But what about the lifeguard stand? We get that and go? – Oh yeah, we can. – Chelsea, you learning anything? – There it goes. Wee! – Oh! (laughing) – BFFs forever. Pack your bags, ladies. This is, you know what? This is beautiful. Let’s see if I can get her head to melt completely. – We burned all the essential oils. This is just straight plastic fumes. – We want her to be– – Oh, did you see what happened to that thing I did? Look, I made a bubble. – You made a bubble. – I made a bubble, did you see that bubble? – You made a bubble. – I didn’t even realize I did that. – Palm tree, palm tree is impervious. Ah, forget it. Let’s see if we can make a beach chair blow up. – This should catch fire. – Here we go. It kind of makes a little, almost like a little thong. You see that? – Yeah, yeah, it turned the beach chair into a G-string. – A little thong! – All right, so what did we accomplish here? – Well, I think that Beach Barbie learned a valuable lesson that you can’t just make things true by believing them. So we’ve been trying to grow grass in our parking lot for months for no particular reason. And the only thing that has sprung up is this invasive species of Barbie weed. – [Link] Yeah, and as you can see, they spring up unclothed. – [Rhett] Yeah, they always start naked. There’s only one way to handle these. We gotta mow them down. – Mow them down! All right, so you take the mower and I’ll take one of these. I’ll take this cone, so I can communicate with you while you’re mowing. – All right, I don’t know how loud it’s going to be, it is an electric mower. – Chelsea, are you watching? (electric lawn mower whirring) All right! Nice and easy. Oh yeah! Take it easy, take it easy. It’s working, definitely working! Oh my God! – Okay, so I saw one purple head just fly over there, did you see that? – What just happened? Oh, there’s a head. I got one over here. Ah, hey Chelsea, what do you think about that? Did you get a good, get a good look at that? Check out the, check out the, still learning things? The head on that one just kind of fell off. You know what, I think that we can go another level lower. – Oh yeah. – Can I, can I give it the honors? – Sure, do it! Make it lower! – Medium setting, here we go. Firing her up! – Make it happen, captain! (lawn mower whirring) Oh yeah, yeah! (laughing) – It’s scary! – Oh yeah, I love it! – Me too. – Hey, get it, yeah, you got to push down and come down on it. Push! Whoa! (laughing) Yeah! Yeah, there you go! Whoa! (laughing) Oh, watch out! (laughing) Yeah! Whoa! Aah! Whoa, hold on! – Yeah! Yeah! Okay, there we go, we definitely broke it. No, you just unplugged it ’cause you’re stepping on it. – Oh! – Okay, okay, okay! Get it up! Okay! – Whoo! Yeah! – There’s still a little bit. – (laughing) – There’s still a little bit left. Let’s see some of these. – Oh my goodness! – Some of these are tougher. Like, I mean, look at this hair. It’s just, I mean, this head is just… (grunting) You can’t get it out. Can’t get it out. – Can’t get it out, dang! – So, I mean, once a Barbie weed’s in, once a Barbie weed is rooted in, it’s always gonna be there. – Oh, you know what? Let’s see what we got here. – Let’s see what we got. (laughing) All we got is a bundle of hair. – (laughing) Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Katelyn. – I’m Amelia! – And we’re from West Jefferson, North Carolina. And we’re watching Dreamin’ in the Barbie Dream House. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Lee! (laughing) – You got to get that Lee in there. – Well, I didn’t think we were in cahoots with Mattel, but we’re in the mansion. – We’re in the mansion. All right, click the top link to watch us pick a new boyfriend for Barbie in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. – Link, you have to do this. This is what it means to be a chef. Take it, I feel like Harry Potter feeding Dumbledore. No Harry, no more! But Mr. Dumbledore, you’ve got to drink! That’s what Harry Potter sounds like in my head. – Aah.