are you ready to hear the spookiest story ever told let’s hear it and I’m Emily or from Dexter Michigan good mythical morning [Music] good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by steel makers of amazing musical applications for your smartphone including seeing the amazing karaoke app where you can sing along to pop songs as well as our songs congratulations to Sara Hampton and her brother you guys won the perfect bathroom trip contest yeah we’re now officially launching the squirrel rights song competition that’s right seeing the squirrel rights song in the sing app if you’re the best you win a mythical t-shirt Sierra and your brother we’re gonna send you mythical t-shirts yeah and today is the last day that you can submit a super note and help team mythical beasts be respected but it’s not too late people be received by the world happy Halloween everybody and happy harvest if you’re not into the whole Halloween thing that’s okay there’s no judgement here there’s something different there’s something different about you like I’m sitting on your right that’s what it is it’s very weird sitting over here oh and we’re also in a two-headed two-armed three-legged monster costume oh oh that’s the other thing that’s different forgetting that yeah it wasn’t built for me to be accommodated on my side of the table so it being we got Halloween got to do this we thought we would put on our Halloween costume which is actually just a prop from our new video on our main channel to spot the differences video this is sans the pig nose and long nose that we didn’t feel like putting on are you creeped out are you ready to hear the most spooky story ever told that’s what we’re gonna talk about today we are going to tell the spookiest story ever told before we get it open it up well yeah I mean it’s in the title and everything it’s already built up I’m just reinforcing okay look before we do that we’re gonna share our most fondest Halloween memories you go first well this is not a fond memory of any kind this is my worst memory and my earliest memory but I thought that it was a kind of warm in here I’m sorry to cut you off but I’m just acknowledge what we’re like sharing a sleeping bag essentially this is like the time we shared of sleeping me oh we’re not supposed to talk about it okay this is like they’ll comment okay I’m gonna tell the story about my big bird costume when I was three years old link I think I’ve told this before on something but I can’t remember so I’m going to tell it again because Big Bird is in the news again at least if you’re in the United States of America because it’s being talked about amidst the election footage there’s arguments about killing Big Bird off and things like that well my first costume I ever remember wearing when I was three was a big bird costume and I look so good in this thing you would not believe appropriate so you were freakishly tall as a three-year-old oh and say you know what that kid looks like this is your parents talking what’s that kid’s name you know our youngest son Rhett looks like two of us the freakishly tall one yeah you know what he would be good as this Halloween Big Bird big bird I’m definitely thinking Big Bird how freakishly tall yes that’s not how it happened I think I just said I want to be Big Bird when I was asked anyway I had to put on like nylon pants you know that’s like I think they’re still they still make costumes out of this stuff but the stuff that like if you light it with a lighter like it melts the child yeah this is like a glorified plastic bag yeah well I took one step out my front door tripped hit my knee skinned the knee and of course just completely decimated this costume and so it was like GIMP Big Bird and I was so embarrassed I didn’t want to go out and I just stayed in the living room the whole night and it was like just bring me back some candy bring camp back bar back some candy jump Big Bird and they left me they’re three years old left me all on to my house really did they bring you back candy I’ve done lied about that last part my parents would have never done that okay they did bring him back handy though I’m glad you said the right indeed well well you know the ironically we we kind of approach that Sesame Street character that’s the two-headed monster where were a different color and we speak English I think they just spoke a blue thank you [Laughter] wash wash face oh dear wash bird what’s your story link um I don’t have any fond memories of Halloween because I didn’t believe in celebrating it you were a harvest kid yeah I was a harvest kid no I had a lot of I mean I was Wiley coyote my first Halloween costume but I have pictures but I don’t really remember it was very flammable too but it didn’t catch flames but I’ll talk about my son Lincoln oh yeah one of my two sons yes he when he was three I’m at it like I’m just your monster friend that we lived in oh you don’t even know I don’t even know you ever saw yeah we share a body which we probably also be both be the father I don’t know how the Anatomy works down at the bottom of this down in the mid second year let’s just move on so Lincoln what I think we decided to get him the venom costume for Halloween but what my kids will call it was the black spider-man I don’t think that’s the politically correct term for it that’s why that was Donald Donald Glover boy was almost black spider-man you mean Danny Glover no Donald Glover the comedian man wake up you don’t even who Iceman is oh sorry anyway what we get the costume we put it on Lincoln he’s three years old and we say hey look at yourself in the mirror we had a full-length mirror he goes up to the mirror and immediately when he sees himself his whole body goes in there like this convulsion of fear and he runs away rips the costume off and refuses to even look at it he cannot look at what he calls black spider-man to this day which is yeah which I need to really help him with that but you should make him be black spider-man just to get over the fear well I tried to help him get over the fear fast forward a few years last year he was six years old we got him we let him pick out anything you wanted at Party City and I said get something scary get something scary and he and he said oh okay and he got the scream Mel okay get this okay dad right the scream mask from the movie scream and there was one if you like push the pump blood would come down over the mask you shouldn’t have let him get that he didn’t get that one he just got the straight-up scream mask shouldn’t let him get that he we bring it home harvest and he’s in his room and he and I had this stuff and like the party seated back at the door and I pulled out the scream mask and I put it on and I run into his room and I’m like he’s like whoa whoa and he totally totally freaked out ran out of the ran at me and just started scratching me like it like oh yeah he hit me he attacked you yeah ripped the mask off her face I was like it’s just me it’s just me I’m glad he didn’t run a bloody attack – you’re teaching him well we had to we had to return the costume and I said I’m not buying you know I didn’t buy him a costume he had to wear like a Batman costume from like a year earlier yeah I mean he picked it out yes his fault okay all right that was those were two great stories now boy they were weren’t they yes they were hurt I feel the need cuz we’re in costume dad like I’m on a children’s program and say things like this okay kids now it’s time to hear the most spookiest story ever told that’s never been told it’s never been written it’s never been thought up here’s what we’re gonna do okay we’re gonna take you tell him what is your name in this costume link yeah just link you tell them link I am going to say a lot listen to me okay I’m gonna share a line of the story then you’re gonna share the next line we don’t know what we’re gonna say and then we’re gonna piggyback off of each other and build the most spookiest story ever told everything’s clear i should’ve been talking with my hands the whole time you were talking right because we’d only have two hands right now okay so let’s get ready and let’s let’s do this are you ready how does it work the spookiest story ever told little tommy was all alone in the woods is that a complete sentence yes and he was searching for his sister who had just a few minutes earlier ran to the woods to tinkle he was listening for the sound of the pitter-patter of the tinkle Eon on the wood the floor of the woods and he heard it but when he arrived at it it was not his sister tinkling Helia it’s my turn he approached slowly and saw what the non tinkling sound was and it it was blood blood can’t he pick up there cuz I have an idea no I’ll say it again yes it was brah dripping from high above somewhere coming from the dismembered head of a goat that had been the victim of some sort of weird sacrifice from the neighbor Trevor oh yes bad bad spooky Trevor who only came out to feed his goats but we never knew that it would go this far so Tommy said I have a choice to make I can call the police to say that issue an Amber Alert on my sister but that has to be 24 hours I’ve had to pass so it doesn’t apply or I can call the police and tell them about Trevor or the third option would be to go to Trevor’s house at 3 o’clock a.m. and that’s what I’m going to do he said and so he approached Trevor’s house following the stream of goat blood and on the way in the backyard he saw many other little cute animals had been dismembered and it was very gross in spooky and he said to himself someone should release the Trevor needs help Trevor needs to see someone and then Trevor lashed like that that was him laughing not me because he was at the door seeing the whole thing unfold and he said to himself hmm look at that Tommy he kept laughing like that he’s not a goat so I won’t harm him I don’t want it to get too bad here at the end and then then Tommy screamed Trevor you need some sort of psychiatric treatment immediately and by the way have you seen my my sister he’s like oh yeah she’s inside wood we’re sacrificing goats together but the end and that is the spookiest story NATO there you have it and for those of you who weren’t spookified away it is time to end the show with a mythical wheel which is good you got the grass you usually pick that up down takes in Kenya I got this you’re gonna hurt yourself man I really can’t help you it goes it goes he goes the other way man like don’t let go of it no just put it back there I’ll chase you open up step put it behind us okay here we go sorry about that tried something and failed oh it’s funny too well yeah it’s fun it think it’s fun it’s the other way you spot it how did you do that I spun it with your hand right here didn’t you feel me spinning the wheel I can’t monster left half I can’t see it I got Oh almost the Red Square or whatever that is square RIT and leek exchange gifts oh well right I’ve got something I want to give you yep what um you know that I’m I’m a very gifted public speaker and I it’s time for me to give that up I want to I want to endow you with my gift of public speaking so here you go you get you got anything from a metaphysical kind of giver but yeah see listen you’re speaking in publicly it’s working I got you this little this little bird that’s Anna nest but not somewhere on your person of course would be putting it on my person so let’s put that on our person doesn’t seem like kind of a fair trade here congratulations do your business see Bob and then dispenses a little bit of paper towel away [Music]