hey rat yeah hold my finger I’m Chris from Cincinnati Ohio good mythical morning good mythical morning you know what day it is this Thursday and Thursday please man [Music] okay here we go it’s another day of fun you did a good thing by being here why because this episode is brought to you by the red link store where you can get rub some bacon on a t-shirt that’s the reason why what what okay so you’re I didn’t know you were doing that just savoring the moment link and you did a good thing by being here because I’m looking down upon mail that you people have sent us to the PIO box to do it it’s brother it’s a mythical p.o box but it’s also real like an amazing thing happened in the mail this week and that is the two people independently and I don’t believe this was coordinated and that’s what I mean by independently ok sent bacon strip band-aids well actually to be technical it’s adhesive bandages because the band-aids is a brand that’s right the first one is the and it looks like raw bacon that’s what’s funny is they didn’t make the band-aid look like cooked bacon and it’s like roman it’s edible you should eat them let’s get into it I hope you received these Bank and bandages or a bag and Mac and bandages and good health but if you don’t that might actually be good timing on my part notice that they are die-cut which I can only assume is the war cry you will shout when affixing one of these two you’re separated flesh I get it Thank You Brandon Dixon die-cut and this is an interesting one this is from Nina she says I got you this bacon air freshener for the Ford Bronco along with some funny bacon band-aids for the kids so the for the kids stuff for the kids link you ruined it she says I’ve been trying to get my roommates to watch but we were all Russian and some of us understand English less than others so that’s why we were making an official announcement today that I will be speaking in English and link will be translating me in Russian for the rest of this season two of good mythical morning Christ knows this nice small shitty never know Baryshnikov and that’s not offensive to the Russian fans at all ok so I’ll drop that but I got it while you’re talking I got an injury on my chin oh yeah there’s some bacon on your thank goodness I was able to rub some bacon adhesive on it the taco pitous etai from New York writes dear rhett and Link I’ve sent to you a limited edition comic book featuring previews of blah I received this from a particular snow angel I met in Siberia or no cost at all angel I don’t know what that means sounds interesting they’re freaking maybe was the girl that sent me some bacon strips send us footage of that I hope you can put this in the mythical time capsule so in the future when all comic books are eaten by vicious Hawks people can remember the glorious past time that was reading comics this will go in the mythical time capsule and you know what right here in the middle there is an ad for the new x-men comic which featured features speakers if Baker’s Iceman the guy who didn’t exist until well I think he’s a new character I don’t think he existed until this new a new new issue continue to correct us in the comments okay this is from Josh cook he says dear rhett and Link my name is Josh and I’m from Redmond Oregon I decided to since star this Star Wars treasure for the mythical time capsule it is a piece of film from the Phantom Menace and don’t worry this film strip does not have Jar Jar in it so this is an actual piece of thumb from the original original film strip of Star Wars so when they go back and play the the film it’s like this piece is gonna be missing its color that’s gonna be out this time yes we have it we can only film can only be watched on the film if they contact us this has 5 frames of Anakin as a child which means this approximately 1/5 of a second of the movie link what did you do some math a digital mouth oh ok dear rhett and Link my brother and I are devoted mythical beasts even though we are young 12 and 13 we can have an impact on the future by sending something to the mythical time council yeah exactly right by the way do you think you can have an impact on the future people by not only watching but contributing to this show we have enclosed a possum skull in case possums go extinct in the future the aliens can then study this skull and potentially make clones to reconstruct the possum society well let me tell you one thing real quick possums are much more vicious than you would have then you would think once you see their bare skull I mean look at that thing it looks like a little saber-toothed tiger well when you put when you put flesh and skin and eyeballs that look in different directions on them they look pretty stupid none vicious and I will say aliens can reconstruct them evidently well he sent this to us they had a lot of like flashlights there’s like stuff up in a brain cavity I had to throw it in some bleach and put it in the Sun and now it’s touchable with the love from Hammond Indiana this has been sent mythical handshake mythical Nereid be like a little thank you like a pendant like women wear Yeah right there or which was map awesome cool ok – Rhett and Lane your head like a I was shopping yesterday and this candy bar literally yelled at me buy this for rhett and Link no way I doubt that it’s beef jerky coated in chocolate I’d be afraid to try it but I’m not afraid to send it to you enjoy that’s from Phil you see how I did that there’s good beef jerky covered in chocolate I’m made to do as you eat that I’m gonna read this when dear rhett and Link my name is Drew I live in Latimore North Carolina and I’m 15 your show is a part of my girly regime I love to hunt kill things and play with fire whoa I have a lot of squirrel tails so I thought I would send you all one for the mythical time capsule I just touched opossum skull and then ate chocolate hmm and I’m touching a squirrel tail and reading the rest of his letter about the latchkey kids I am one usually I just shoot bird or squirrels with my 22 don’t be junior Birdman we did have a skunk problem but I took care of him you guys are the best so don’t stop thank you Andrew I think we’re gonna keep this and I’m gonna attach a pin to it I’m actually gonna put it in my hat when I start wearing hats you attach a pin to it okay no you wear that around and I wear the possum pendant I can probably we’re here Rob can we help you no it wouldn’t be an episode thanks for all the mail you sent it sent it to our p.o box we’ll continue to talk about things that strike a fancy with us if you’re gonna send something for us to eat may it be sealed please and tasty and it wouldn’t be an episode of mail Thursday without a completely unrelated episode of the time Rangers [Music] heyno hey hey is it just me or are you wearing a helmet yep this is a helmet what a thought you know I’ve been thinking we’re like official time travelers now and sometimes we get hurt so I thought maybe we should have like some kind of protection hmm there’s a matter of found a bad point I got you a helmet really yes right here let me put it on my head let me help you with that with my my hand here wow that looks good on you really yeah I love it I’m great I don’t know man I don’t think helmet goes with my persona yeah Renda trying to maintain an image here wait now you look good you look very intimidating I don’t know I feel kind of self-conscious maybe I just won’t wear a helmet no you need a wear trust me you never know what could happen hey let’s just forget about it let’s go time travel all right you know that bounce house that we some time traveling over there yeah yeah right there go to it let’s go to her okay no listen before you start bouncing on already bounce I got a question for you because you know so much about time travel yeah shoot you know we said that this bounce house is an unreliable time machine meaning that we can’t go to exactly where we want to go but yeah we were able to get back to modern day after our last escapade rather that work you’re breaking the cardinal rule of time travel huh never ask questions about time travel less balancing like literally less bounce okay let’s back okay and here we are in time oh yes I know what this is this is the year 75 49 in the future it’s a post-apocalyptic landscape post-apocalyptic yep like we’re talking like Left Behind scenario like those people over there those people are left behind over there yes we left behind let’s go check out those people okay looks like there’s a very important man that’s about to speak to them oh that’s why people have gathered Shh the glad that bicycles are now legal and all bicycles I’ll now be immediately executed starting with these two seize them seize them who’s he talking about is there somebody behind this yeah I think he’s talking about you and me because we’ve got bicycle helmets on oh that’s a good point that explains why there’s more of a crowd coming towards us an angry mob ultimate Goodson we’re not bicyclists we’re just time travelers we wear these how is the protection when we we hate bicycles and oh my helmet just felt it y’all can hear you need it give me this protect from the market back to the gazebo it’s a Belle Chasse and there you have it less than there’s episode of good mythical morning Burke’s print in the world how does that sound no that’s ten you need to know yeah use the t stretch strapping on something put it on teeth right now Lavina yeah lamest ending ever what do you think we should do to end this episode I don’t know I think I’m just gonna I don’t know use this band-aid to end it like let’s lick the band-aid I wouldn’t be lame at all well you do that I’m just gonna gonna make this motion with my hand taking bad day I look over there lame [Music] you